Cheney's Goose is Cooked

[LoveJones]

What is with two quotes he recently has been using:

"Frankly, I think Kerry's goose is cooked"

"You can put as much lipstick as you want on a pig, but it's still a pig"

What is up with this barnyard backwoods nut?
Does he fuck pigs or something?
Who uses these expressions?
Who the hell says "your goose is cooked??"
Lipstick...on a PIG??

He should stick to the 'you're all gonna die' routine.

[Corganist]

Originally posted by LoveJones
What is with two quotes he recently has been using:

"Frankly, I think Kerry's goose is cooked"

"You can put as much lipstick as you want on a pig, but it's still a pig"

These are fairly common expressions. Why don't you go take a walk amongst the townsfolk for once and listen to how real people talk?

Of course, it could just how people talk in the hick state I live in, but that would apply more to the second phrase than the first. There's nothing unusual about "your goose is cooked."