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Old 09-13-2004, 12:08 AM   #31
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THAT IS REALLY WEIRD. SO DO YOU GO UP THERE WITH A BABY WIPE OR GO HAVE A SHOWER IMMEDIATELY AFTER OR WHAT? AT LEAST YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I GUESS HE IS USED TO YOUR ODD AFTER SEX ANTICS. WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T AND YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONE AND YOU WERE LIKE 'OH WAIT LET ME WASH OUT MY VAGINA' THAT WOULD BE PRETTY WEIRD.

I HATE LATEX BUT I REALLY JUST HATE HOW YOU SMELL LIKE LATEX FOR 3 DAYS AFTER USING IT. THANK GOODNESS I HAVE NEVER HAD A YEAST INFECTION... BUT I DO GET BLADDER INFECTIONS.

I GUESS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE REALLY REALLY SENSITIVE DOWN THERE. THAT WOULD BE WEIRD IF YOU GOT IT FROM HIM NOT BRUSHING HIS TEETH THOUGH. SO WEIRD.
OH, NO. I WOULD PROBABLY WASH MY PUSSY OUT AFTER ANY SEX I HAD. I MEAN, I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS GOOD HYGEINES AND I THINK MEN SHOULD APPRECIATE THAT MY PUSSY DOESN'T SMELL LIKE DEAD FISH.

BUT WHAT I DO IS SAY, "WELL, I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO CLEAN UP" AND I GO AND WASH MY HAND (WITH SOAP) AND THEN STICK MY WET FINGERS (SANS THE SOAP, JUST PLAIN WATER!!!) IN MY PUSSY A FEW TIMES AND RINSE IT THROUGH WITH WATER. IN SHORT, I JUST TAKE OUT THE CONDOM RESIDUE WITH MY WET FINGERS.

 
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:09 AM   #32
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OK, I SEROIUSLY MUST FORCE MYSELF TO GET GOING.

 
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:09 AM   #33
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OH, NO. I WOULD PROBABLY WASH MY PUSSY OUT AFTER ANY SEX I HAD. I MEAN, I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS GOOD HYGEINES AND I THINK MEN SHOULD APPRECIATE THAT MY PUSSY DOESN'T SMELL LIKE DEAD FISH.

BUT WHAT I DO IS SAY, "WELL, I'M GOING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TO CLEAN UP" AND I GO AND WASH MY HAND (WITH SOAP) AND THEN STICK MY WET FINGERS (SANS THE SOAP, JUST PLAIN WATER!!!) IN MY PUSSY A FEW TIMES AND RINSE IT THROUGH WITH WATER. IN SHORT, I JUST TAKE OUT THE CONDOM RESIDUE WITH MY WET FINGERS.
OH I GET IT. I WAS PICTURING YOU WHIPPING OUT THIS LARGE TOOL FROM BEHIND THE TOILET AND FLUSHING OUT YOUR GIRLGINA. DO YOU FIND THAT THE CONDOM RESIDUE SOLIDIFIES AND IT IS EASY TO GET OUT?

 
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OK, I SEROIUSLY MUST FORCE MYSELF TO GET GOING.
ME TOO

HAVE A NICE NIGHT

 
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:10 AM   #35
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i feel like you, shannon and i have been in a noisy bar all night

 
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:13 AM   #36
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i feel like you, shannon and i have been in a noisy bar all night
Oh, yeah. That's why I totally hate night clubs and bars because I have to yell over all that music. When I go to places like that, I never want to talk.

Oh, um. I wash out the condom residue as soon as sex is over, so there is little to no cuddling after I get out of the bathroom.

For that matter, I wash BEFORE sex, too. Man, I am just one clean girl.

 
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