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Old 09-12-2004, 06:35 PM   #1
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Talking Oh man, I just pulled a Freudian slip in Spanish.

I was talking to my mom in Spanish because she doesn't speak English and I was telling her that we need to have a lock for our outside gate. "Necessitamos un condon para el porton afuera." She replies with "condon?? CANDADO!!" You see, condon is Spanish for condom. Candado is Spanish for lock.

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Old 09-12-2004, 06:39 PM   #2
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that's G status, right there.

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 06:47 PM   #3
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Tony, may I be your human condom in your next sexual misadventures?

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 06:48 PM   #4
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hott

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 07:01 PM   #5
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Tony, may I be your human condom in your next sexual misadventures?
I'm trying to cut back on my sexual misadventures but I can make an exception for you.

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 07:01 PM   #6
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I'm trying to cut back on my sexual misadventures
are you promiscious?

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 07:03 PM   #7
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are you promiscious?
Umm...how much information do I want to divulge to Netphoria....
*ponders*
I guess so, yeah.

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 07:12 PM   #8
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nuttin wrong with that!

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 10:19 PM   #9
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Umm...how much information do I want to divulge to Netphoria....
*ponders*
I guess so, yeah.
You are the cat's pajamas.

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 10:55 PM   #10
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i keep forgetting that spa_ced = tony

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:13 PM   #11
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE OUTSIDE DOOR

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:15 PM   #12
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE OUTSIDE DOOR


BUT METAL IS SO SEXY!!

 
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Old 09-12-2004, 11:17 PM   #13
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BUT METAL IS SO SEXY!!
That explains the strange residue on my lamp

 
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