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Braindead
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I was talking to my mom in Spanish because she doesn't speak English and I was telling her that we need to have a lock for our outside gate. "Necessitamos un condon para el porton afuera." She replies with "condon?? CANDADO!!" You see, condon is Spanish for condom. Candado is Spanish for lock.
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Socialphobic
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that's G status, right there.
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Banned
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Tony, may I be your human condom in your next sexual misadventures?
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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hott
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Braindead
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Braindead
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*ponders* I guess so, yeah. |
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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nuttin wrong with that!
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Netflix Me
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i keep forgetting that spa_ced = tony
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Immortal
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK THE OUTSIDE DOOR
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Braindead
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BUT METAL IS SO SEXY!! |
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Immortal
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