i CANNOT find my lighter

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 04:19 PM

or any matches and i don't even have a stove here.

we DO have an iron..

?

jesus this is pathetic.

Geek USA · 09-12-2004, 04:21 PM

WHEN IN ROME.

Ugly · 09-12-2004, 04:23 PM

good idea stef, I SHOULD have a cigarette!

GlasgowKiss · 09-12-2004, 04:23 PM

Rub two boy scouts together. I learnt this in the woods.

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 04:29 PM

IT'S NOT WORKING D:

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 04:37 PM

need fire..

Travis Meekz · 09-12-2004, 04:40 PM

use the toaster

killed radio star · 09-12-2004, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stefanie
need fire..

you'll have plenty when YOU'RE BURNING IN HELL, SINNER

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 04:41 PM

no toaster here.

um.

base of a coffee pot?

Travis Meekz · 09-12-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stefanie
no toaster here.

um.

base of a coffee pot?

doubt it's hot enough

Geek USA · 09-12-2004, 04:43 PM

oh my god. :erm I was downstairs and i opened a drawer and there was a lighter inside and i though ' i should give this to stefanie since she needs one!'

then i felt really really dumb

-Tragedy- · 09-12-2004, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Geek USA
oh my god. :erm I was downstairs and i opened a drawer and there was a lighter inside and i though ' i should give this to stefanie since she needs one!'

then i felt really really dumb

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 04:48 PM

god ew i looked out the front door and there was my exboyfriend and his new girlfriend :erm

Travis Meekz · 09-12-2004, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stefanie
god ew i looked out the front door and there was my exboyfriend and his new girlfriend :erm

is she hot?

neopryn · 09-12-2004, 04:50 PM

I burnt my hand on a coffee burner last week. It hurt really bad.

murgle · 09-12-2004, 04:51 PM

I have at least 3 lighters and as many books of matches...

but no cigarettes. DAMN

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ttravis Mmeekz

is she hot?

judge for yourself

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by murgle
I have at least 3 lighters and as many books of matches...

but no cigarettes. DAMN

share the love!

JESUS CHRISTMONKEY I'M GOING TO CRY

Travis Meekz · 09-12-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stefanie

judge for yourself

I'd rather jerk off

09-12-2004, 04:59 PM

I'm very impressed with how drama filled your life is, stefanie.

Wait. No I'm not. I'm convinced that if you didn't spend so much time chronicaling your stupid 15 year old life on netphoria, your life wouldn't nearly be the shitstorm you try to make it out to be.

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 3 dollar cuban
I'm very impressed with how drama filled your life is, stefanie.

Wait. No I'm not. I'm convinced that if you didn't spend so much time chronicaling your stupid 15 year old life on netphoria, your life would nearly be the shitstorm you try to make it out to be.

I AM TRULY GOING TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND A LIGHTER

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY INTEGRITY

stefanie · 09-12-2004, 05:06 PM

ah i found matches.

that was interesting.

murgle · 09-12-2004, 05:09 PM

I need to go buy cigarettes... I also need to cut down on my smoking. I bought a brand new pack of smokes on Friday around 10am. There were 2 left 24 hours later.

I don't want to cut down for health reasons, I want to cut down because I can't afford to buy a pack a day (and I don't have enough money at one time to buy a carton).

Someone donate money to the Kate Needs Cigarettes Fund. Thank you.

Helena Handbasket · 09-12-2004, 06:11 PM

I have two cartons of cigarettes. AND a lighter. I want to dump them all out on the floor and sit indian style and thrown them up in the air and roll around in them on the floor. (You know, like people do when they discover a huge pile of money.)

And I've got a lighter, too.

Travis Meekz · 09-12-2004, 06:15 PM

my buddy is buying marlboro lights from Russia. They're really cheap but they are a little weaker than our cigs. Also they have a brown tip

09-12-2004, 04:19 PM	#1
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	i CANNOT find my lighter or any matches and i don't even have a stove here. we DO have an iron.. ? jesus this is pathetic.

09-12-2004, 04:21 PM	#2
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	WHEN IN ROME. __________________ well.

09-12-2004, 04:43 PM	#11
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	oh my god. :erm I was downstairs and i opened a drawer and there was a lighter inside and i though ' i should give this to stefanie since she needs one!' then i felt really really dumb __________________ well.

09-12-2004, 04:23 PM	#3
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	good idea stef, I SHOULD have a cigarette!

09-12-2004, 04:23 PM	#4
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Rub two boy scouts together. I learnt this in the woods.

09-12-2004, 04:29 PM	#5
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	IT'S NOT WORKING D:

09-12-2004, 04:37 PM	#6
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	need fire..

09-12-2004, 04:40 PM	#7
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	use the toaster

09-12-2004, 04:41 PM	#9
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	no toaster here. um. base of a coffee pot?

09-12-2004, 04:48 PM	#13
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	god ew i looked out the front door and there was my exboyfriend and his new girlfriend :erm

09-12-2004, 04:50 PM	#15
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	I burnt my hand on a coffee burner last week. It hurt really bad.

09-12-2004, 04:51 PM	#16
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	I have at least 3 lighters and as many books of matches... but no cigarettes. DAMN

09-12-2004, 04:59 PM	#20
3 dollar cuban Posts: n/a	I'm very impressed with how drama filled your life is, stefanie. Wait. No I'm not. I'm convinced that if you didn't spend so much time chronicaling your stupid 15 year old life on netphoria, your life wouldn't nearly be the shitstorm you try to make it out to be.

09-12-2004, 05:06 PM	#22
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	ah i found matches. that was interesting.

09-12-2004, 05:09 PM	#23
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	I need to go buy cigarettes... I also need to cut down on my smoking. I bought a brand new pack of smokes on Friday around 10am. There were 2 left 24 hours later. I don't want to cut down for health reasons, I want to cut down because I can't afford to buy a pack a day (and I don't have enough money at one time to buy a carton). Someone donate money to the Kate Needs Cigarettes Fund. Thank you.

09-12-2004, 06:11 PM	#24
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	I have two cartons of cigarettes. AND a lighter. I want to dump them all out on the floor and sit indian style and thrown them up in the air and roll around in them on the floor. (You know, like people do when they discover a huge pile of money.) And I've got a lighter, too.

09-12-2004, 06:15 PM	#25
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	my buddy is buying marlboro lights from Russia. They're really cheap but they are a little weaker than our cigs. Also they have a brown tip