New Olypmic Events

[Voice Implodes]

what are some things that SHOULD be olympic events? i would pay to see the following...

human beatbox
freestyle (rapping, not gymnastics)
pin the tail on the donkey
hot dog eating
and maybe.. arrogance. simply bacause some athletes from certain countries (ahem) are totally arrogant, so it would be cool if all the countries competed for the arrogance medals. it would be funny to here a little chinese gymnast say to an interviewer "i will make other competitas eat ma shit!" or an australian saying to another sprinter "a dingo ate YOUR baby, bitch!!!"

any more thoughts?

Originally posted by Voice Implodes

and maybe.. arrogance. simply bacause some athletes from certain countries (ahem) are totally arrogant, so it would be cool if all the countries competed for the arrogance medals.

I find it amusing that people from other countries act like Americans are the only people who act "arrogantly."

[alisonmonster]

Pie Eating

Cock Fighting

[stefanie]

CHICKEN FIGHTS!!!

[Voice Implodes]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


I find it amusing that people from other countries act like Americans are the only people who act "arrogantly."

i said "countries" plural. i have seen arrogant americans, but i AM aware that other countries and other athletes can be too. my point was, have you ever seen a tiny arrogant asian gymnast?

[Dead]

There's a commercial where it's supposed to be the olympics and some girl is doing the floor gymnastics and then she stops and starts breakdancing.

[i_dont_live]

Originally posted by stefanie
CHICKEN FIGHTS!!!

hawt.

Originally posted by Voice Implodes


i said "countries" plural. i have seen arrogant americans, but i AM aware that other countries and other athletes can be too. my point was, have you ever seen a tiny arrogant asian gymnast?

It's not much of a point.

[Voice Implodes]

i would totally watch a breakdancing event. especially if all the routines had to be done to bad 80's hip-hop