Can a burger without a patty still be called a burger?

avian chaos · 08-25-2004, 10:42 PM

My boyfriend seems to think so! He's a vegetarian and I'm not, and we always argue about whether or not a burger from In 'N' Out without the meat patty can still be referred to as a BURGER.

Since we can't come to a logical conclusion without breaking into fisticuffs and threats of fucking each other's grandmother, I have to let Netphoria decide this one for me!

crescentfresh · 08-25-2004, 10:46 PM

It's not a burger.

It's funny though, I'm mostly vegetarian and the only times I've eaten meat in the last few months have been at In-N-Out. God, now I want In-N-Out. THANKS A LOT.

GreenEggsNSpam · 08-25-2004, 10:48 PM

Without meat, I dont consider it a burger.
It's pretty much a lame sandwich.

crescentfresh · 08-25-2004, 10:48 PM

P.S.

This thread puts me in the mood for some afternoon lovemaking.

avian chaos · 08-25-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Without meat, I dont consider it a burger.
It's pretty much a lame sandwich.

That's what I say!

It's like eating AIR!

Nimrod's Son · 08-25-2004, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
P.S.

This thread puts me in the mood for some afternoon lovemaking.

It's almost 9pm.

Dead · 08-25-2004, 10:50 PM

They sell veggie burgers.

avian chaos · 08-25-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
They sell veggie burgers.

Yeah but veggie burgers have patties on them.

"veggie" burgers from In N Out don't have patties, they're just lettuce, cheese, and I don't know some other shit I guess.

crescentfresh · 08-25-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
It's almost 9pm.

You'll see when I take you to see the Anchorman.

I meant that is a reference from the movie.

Not that I'll make love to you during the movie.

Nimrod's Son · 08-25-2004, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

You'll see when I take you to see the Anchorman.

I meant that is a reference from the movie.

Not that I'll make love to you during the movie.

Is it ok if I masturbate during the previews?

crescentfresh · 08-25-2004, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Is it ok if I masturbate during the previews?

Sure!

Dead · 08-25-2004, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by avian chaos

Yeah but veggie burgers have patties on them.

"veggie" burgers from In N Out don't have patties, they're just lettuce, cheese, and I don't know some other shit I guess.

Well you said meat pattie so I figured this didn't count. The veggie burger. I don't see how you can sell a veggie burger with nothing in it. Ripoff.

avian chaos · 08-25-2004, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by Dead

Well you said meat pattie so I figured this didn't count. The veggie burger. I don't see how you can sell a veggie burger with nothing in it. Ripoff.

Oh, I guess I should've been more specific. Sorry! And yeah, I think it's a rip off too, but somehow this 6'2" 140 lb panty waste seems to think that they're "filling."

psshhht

Dead · 08-25-2004, 11:22 PM

Maybe he fills up on Coke or something. I ate there once but I had a regular burger. It was SMALL!

avian chaos · 08-25-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
Maybe he fills up on Coke or something. I ate there once but I had a regular burger. It was SMALL!

I don't think he does. I've seen him. He'll usually order more than one of them and mow down like a Defender in FFTA going postal on a Nu Mou and then SOMEHOW claim to be "full."

My boyfriend is a pussy

crescentfresh · 08-25-2004, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by avian chaos

Oh, I guess I should've been more specific. Sorry! And yeah, I think it's a rip off too, but somehow this 6'2" 140 lb panty waste seems to think that they're "filling."

psshhht

My 6'5'' 170lb counterpart gets a 4 x 4 and animal fries.

God. I hate him.

Edit: he also gets a chocolate shake.

mirrar · 08-26-2004, 08:41 AM

i could go for one of those now!

mewl · 08-26-2004, 08:43 AM

haha!

yeah, it's a lame sandwich.

i_dont_live · 08-26-2004, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crescentfresh

My 6'5'' 170lb counterpart gets a 4 x 4 and animal fries.

God. I hate him.

Edit: he also gets a chocolate shake.

i dunno what thsoe foods are but they sound niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

The Gaddrow · 08-26-2004, 09:24 AM

Uhh, that's called a Wish Burger.

Hamburger, no meat.

There was some website which reviewed all of the secret menu items...

The Gaddrow · 08-26-2004, 09:26 AM

http://www.zenlemur.com/innout.shtml

meow · 08-26-2004, 10:54 AM

the real question is:

CAN A BURGER WITHOUT A BUN STILL BE CALLED A BURGER BUT CALL IT LOW CARB???

YEAH RONALD MCDONALD... ANSWER THAT ONE YOU IGNORANT BITCH

Ihaman · 08-26-2004, 11:22 AM

I always order "Ketchup Burgers" from my local hamburger establishments.

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08-25-2004, 10:42 PM	#1
avian chaos Braindead Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,137	Can a burger without a patty still be called a burger? My boyfriend seems to think so! He's a vegetarian and I'm not, and we always argue about whether or not a burger from In 'N' Out without the meat patty can still be referred to as a BURGER. Since we can't come to a logical conclusion without breaking into fisticuffs and threats of fucking each other's grandmother, I have to let Netphoria decide this one for me!

08-26-2004, 09:26 AM	#21
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,047	Damn, I <3 google... http://www.zenlemur.com/innout.shtml

08-25-2004, 10:46 PM	#2
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	It's not a burger. It's funny though, I'm mostly vegetarian and the only times I've eaten meat in the last few months have been at In-N-Out. God, now I want In-N-Out. THANKS A LOT.

08-25-2004, 10:48 PM	#3
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	Without meat, I dont consider it a burger. It's pretty much a lame sandwich.

08-25-2004, 10:50 PM	#7
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	They sell veggie burgers.

08-25-2004, 11:22 PM	#14
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Maybe he fills up on Coke or something. I ate there once but I had a regular burger. It was SMALL!

08-26-2004, 08:41 AM	#17
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	i could go for one of those now!

08-26-2004, 08:43 AM	#18
mewl Socialphobic Posts: 14,498	haha! yeah, it's a lame sandwich.

08-26-2004, 09:24 AM	#20
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,047	Uhh, that's called a Wish Burger. Hamburger, no meat. There was some website which reviewed all of the secret menu items...

08-26-2004, 10:54 AM	#22
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	the real question is: CAN A BURGER WITHOUT A BUN STILL BE CALLED A BURGER BUT CALL IT LOW CARB??? YEAH RONALD MCDONALD... ANSWER THAT ONE YOU IGNORANT BITCH

08-26-2004, 11:22 AM	#23
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	I always order "Ketchup Burgers" from my local hamburger establishments.