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let me ejaculate on you. kthnxsgoodbye.
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GreenStarsNSpam
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Alright, but not in the hair.
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Immortal
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there are dead bugs stuck to my sweaty cleavage
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Immortal
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"You like Popsicles? I need you to come down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles." |
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Immortal
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"Got a nice tip for you here in my pocket. But, my arthritis... why don't you reach in there and fish it out?" |
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Immortal
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Hey ladies: sex with me is like a 4.6 on the Richter scale. Enough to know that I'm there, but not something you have to work up a sweat over.
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Immortal
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