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Yeah right. Only if she's 5-3.
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man this summer's gonna be the best
if i don't die from lack of rest 36-24-36 I want lots of pretty chicks... |
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i'm a 36c.....but definitely not a 24 waist
and maybe a 36 ass? but i gotta ghetto bootay...
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baby got back
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i'm probably something like 34-26-34
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You're closer to 30x28x38
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![]() wellllll my boobs don't really work for one thing. i'll never understand why. i've made many a myhstified post about it. i don't have a tape measurer with me but it doesn't make sense that's all i can say. it's possible i'm a 32d? i that might be a possibility i just don't get it. but see i can't be because measuring around my boobs the like number of inches is only like 2 inches bitter than measuring around m y ribcage or whatever. so maybe i'm a 32b but that REALLY doesn't make sense cuz my boobs just aren't that little. so i WEAR a 34c and call it a day so i am 34 technically i guess although i really dont understand. maybe i should have someone measure me themselves. umm. as for my waist. sigh. last time i did it i was like 27 but that was awhile ago and i've lost weight since then :[ so i'm assuming i've lost na inch. and as for my hips :[ they're not as big as i want them to be maybe they're like a 35 although maybe they've shrunk too. or maybe they've gotten more muscular from riding my bike w ho knows. but when i go home i promise i'll measure myself and get back to you ![]() |
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Shut up and eat your McDonalds, fat American pig-dogs.
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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would you like me to explain the whole measuring thing suze? let me know....
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i had those exact measurements at one point. not no more, though.
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I'd sell my soul to have a 24 waist. I think I'm at 30.
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mmm. and $3 bottles of wine. classy |
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38-24-37 mmm mmm mmm
You and me, hun, we're a match made in heaven I like to kiss ya where some brothas won't I like to tell ya things some brothas don't If only you could see through your elaborate eyes Only you and me, hun, the love never dies Satisfaction I have the right tactics And if you need 'em I got crazy prophylactics So far I hope you like rap songs Bonita Applebum you gotta put me on |
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i'm 5 foot nothing and i don't even think i'm those measurements
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