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Old 12-09-2002, 08:55 AM   #1
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Yeah right. Only if she's 5-3.

 
Old 12-09-2002, 08:59 AM   #2
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man this summer's gonna be the best
if i don't die from lack of rest
36-24-36
I want lots of pretty chicks...

 
Old 12-09-2002, 11:50 AM   #3
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i'm a 36c.....but definitely not a 24 waist and maybe a 36 ass? but i gotta ghetto bootay...
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Old 12-09-2002, 12:28 PM   #4
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baby got back

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:08 PM   #5
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i'm probably something like 34-26-34

DAMN YOU FOUR AND SIX

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:09 PM   #6
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i'm probably something like 34-26-34

DAMN YOU FOUR AND SIX
Hardly.

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:11 PM   #7
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at one point i was 5'9, with those measurements. not anymore, though. it doesn't last long.
Dayum.

 
Old 12-09-2002, 04:12 PM   #8
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:13 PM   #9
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You're closer to 30x28x38

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:15 PM   #10
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You're closer to 30x28x38
Baby got back!

 
Old 12-09-2002, 04:18 PM   #11
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wellllll

my boobs don't really work for one thing. i'll never understand why. i've made many a myhstified post about it. i don't have a tape measurer with me but it doesn't make sense that's all i can say. it's possible i'm a 32d? i that might be a possibility i just don't get it. but see i can't be because measuring around my boobs the like number of inches is only like 2 inches bitter than measuring around m y ribcage or whatever. so maybe i'm a 32b but that REALLY doesn't make sense cuz my boobs just aren't that little. so i WEAR a 34c and call it a day so i am 34 technically i guess although i really dont understand. maybe i should have someone measure me themselves.

umm. as for my waist. sigh. last time i did it i was like 27 but that was awhile ago and i've lost weight since then :[ so i'm assuming i've lost na inch.

and as for my hips :[ they're not as big as i want them to be maybe they're like a 35 although maybe they've shrunk too. or maybe they've gotten more muscular from riding my bike w ho knows. but when i go home i promise i'll measure myself and get back to you

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:35 PM   #12
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Shut up and eat your McDonalds, fat American pig-dogs.
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Old 12-09-2002, 04:35 PM   #13
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schweinhunds!!!1

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:29 PM   #14
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wellllll

my boobs don't really work for one thing. i'll never understand why. i've made many a myhstified post about it. i don't have a tape measurer with me but it doesn't make sense that's all i can say. it's possible i'm a 32d? i that might be a possibility i just don't get it. but see i can't be because measuring around my boobs the like number of inches is only like 2 inches bitter than measuring around m y ribcage or whatever. so maybe i'm a 32b but that REALLY doesn't make sense cuz my boobs just aren't that little. so i WEAR a 34c and call it a day so i am 34 technically i guess although i really dont understand. maybe i should have someone measure me themselves.

umm. as for my waist. sigh. last time i did it i was like 27 but that was awhile ago and i've lost weight since then :[ so i'm assuming i've lost na inch.

and as for my hips :[ they're not as big as i want them to be maybe they're like a 35 although maybe they've shrunk too. or maybe they've gotten more muscular from riding my bike w ho knows. but when i go home i promise i'll measure myself and get back to you




would you like me to explain the whole measuring thing suze? let me know....
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:34 PM   #15
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would you like me to explain the whole measuring thing suze? let me know....
uhh. i've done the websites and read tons of explanations vbut it never works. but if you think you can explain it better go ahead.

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Old 12-09-2002, 05:36 PM   #16
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i had those exact measurements at one point. not no more, though.

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:39 PM   #17
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I'd sell my soul to have a 24 waist. I think I'm at 30.

 
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:43 PM   #18
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I'd sell my soul to have a 24 waist. I think I'm at 30.
heh. i'm something like that. all those whiskey sours and vanilla stolis and coke, i guess.

mmm. and $3 bottles of wine.
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Old 12-09-2002, 05:50 PM   #19
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I'd sell my soul to have a 24 waist. I think I'm at 30.
Don't say such things.

 
Old 12-10-2002, 04:56 AM   #20
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38-24-37 mmm mmm mmm
You and me, hun, we're a match made in heaven
I like to kiss ya where some brothas won't
I like to tell ya things some brothas don't
If only you could see through your elaborate eyes
Only you and me, hun, the love never dies
Satisfaction I have the right tactics
And if you need 'em I got crazy prophylactics
So far I hope you like rap songs
Bonita Applebum you gotta put me on

 
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Old 12-10-2002, 04:21 PM   #21
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i'm 5 foot nothing and i don't even think i'm those measurements

 
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