Netphoria Message Board


Go Back   Netphoria Message Board > Archives > Music Board Archive
Register Netphoria's Amazon.com Link Members List Mark Forums Read

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-08-2004, 07:30 PM   #1
bowmaan
Demi-God
 
Location: Clemson, SC
Posts: 496
Default if i could have sex with a record

I would have sex with Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary

 
bowmaan is offline
Old 08-08-2004, 08:36 PM   #2
wpc33
Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: Cheating on my wife with Kurt Cobain's wife. He'll live.
Posts: 2,173
Red face

Your dick can actually fit in that little hole? :erm

 
wpc33 is offline
Old 08-08-2004, 10:11 PM   #3
Mason R Butler
walks among us
 
Mason R Butler's Avatar
 
Location: MNUSA
Posts: 7,768
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by wpc33
Your dick can actually fit in that little hole? :erm
I'm pretty sure I could fit my dick through the hole of one of those jukebox-style 45's. In fact, I'd probably just fuck a whole bunch of them at once.

 
Mason R Butler is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 09:52 AM   #4
mewl
Socialphobic
 
mewl's Avatar
 
Posts: 14,498
Default

that was my favorite cd for like a whole year. it was all i listened to.

 
mewl is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 10:13 AM   #5
GlasgowKiss
Quaid Hates You
 
GlasgowKiss's Avatar
 
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 14,160
Thumbs up

I guess i could rub the head of my penis against Soundgarden - Superunknown.

 
GlasgowKiss is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 10:24 AM   #6
pink_ribbon_scars
At the beginning
 
pink_ribbon_scars's Avatar
 
Location: GJ 1214 b
Posts: 10,760
Default

Right now I would probably 'have sex with' a Low album such as "The Curtain Hits The Cast" but probably not with any of my other albums.

 
pink_ribbon_scars is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 11:05 AM   #7
sawdust restaurants
Fucking Creep
 
Location: On the East Coast
Posts: 5,992
Default

Mindflayer - It's Always 1999

 
sawdust restaurants is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 01:12 PM   #8
Rockin' Cherub
Braindead
 
Rockin' Cherub's Avatar
 
Location: the amazing year 400 million
Posts: 18,192
Talking

i'd like to have sex with alice in chains!

 
Rockin' Cherub is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 01:53 PM   #9
robween
Pledge
 
Posts: 158
Default

god ween satan

 
robween is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 07:23 PM   #10
Mason R Butler
walks among us
 
Mason R Butler's Avatar
 
Location: MNUSA
Posts: 7,768
Default

pil metal box

unf

 
Mason R Butler is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 07:31 PM   #11
Nimrod's Son
Master of Karate and Friendship
 
Nimrod's Son's Avatar
 
Location: in your butt
Posts: 72,943
Default

I would totally fuck the shit out of Pod. But only in the ass.
__________________
- Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

 
Nimrod's Son is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 07:44 PM   #12
christian zombie vampires
Apocalyptic Poster
 
christian zombie vampires's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,565
Default

i would like to watch the TATU album have sex with another copy of the TATU album.

 
christian zombie vampires is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 10:06 PM   #13
Sepiae
is a modern day sex camel
 
Sepiae's Avatar
 
Location: Boston, baby
Posts: 7,662
Default

Born To Run--Bruce Springsteen

 
Sepiae is offline
Old 08-10-2004, 11:21 PM   #14
tear stained glass
Minion of Satan
 
Location: el lay
Posts: 7,650
Default

the make-up - i want some

 
tear stained glass is offline
Old 08-11-2004, 03:56 AM   #15
daydreamer999
Minion of Satan
 
Posts: 5,782
Default

:erm ...

 
daydreamer999 is offline
Old 08-11-2004, 01:11 PM   #16
spa ced
Braindead
 
spa ced's Avatar
 
Location: Machu Picchu
Posts: 15,291
Default

I'd totally fuck downward is heavenward.
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


No contaban con mi astucia!

 
spa ced is offline
Old 08-11-2004, 01:14 PM   #17
Liquid-J
keeping it to a dull roar
 
Liquid-J's Avatar
 
Location: san francisco, ca
Posts: 12,824
Thumbs up

Quote:
Originally posted by wpc33
Your dick can actually fit in that little hole? :erm
mine totally does. i stack up all my pumpkins cds and just go at it.

 
Liquid-J is offline
Old 08-11-2004, 02:08 PM   #18
pink_ribbon_scars
At the beginning
 
pink_ribbon_scars's Avatar
 
Location: GJ 1214 b
Posts: 10,760
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by Liquid-J


mine totally does. i stack up all my pumpkins cds and just go at it.
that sounds hot

 
pink_ribbon_scars is offline
Old 08-11-2004, 02:17 PM   #19
Liquid-J
keeping it to a dull roar
 
Liquid-J's Avatar
 
Location: san francisco, ca
Posts: 12,824
Default

Quote:
Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars


that sounds hot
it is, but it's kind of sad too.

 
Liquid-J is offline
Old 08-11-2004, 03:41 PM   #20
ProgressChrome
Apocalyptic Poster
 
ProgressChrome's Avatar
 
Location: Waterloo, Ontario
Posts: 2,900
Default Re: if i could have sex with a record

Quote:
Originally posted by bowmaan
I would have sex with Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary
SUCH A GOOD ALBUM

 
ProgressChrome is offline
 


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is On
Google


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:48 AM.




Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2020