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| View Poll Results: tanning bed? | |||
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3 | 17.65% |
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13 | 76.47% |
| spa ced is mexican and doesn't need to go tanning. |
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1 | 5.88% |
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Braindead
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i feel albino and self tanner is impossible.
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Minion of Satan
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how about going out in the sun
much cheaper |
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Braindead
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let's see your penis!
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No. Stay healthy.
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Immortal
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Yes. I think you'd look great with tumors.
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Braindead
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i usually think i look ok inside, but when i went to valley fair and was in my bikini outside i felt weird.
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Minion of Satan
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yes, and make sure you spread your ass cheeks when you're in there. oh, and hold down your ears so you get behind them. while you're at it, you might as well make sure you spread your lips a little too...wouldn't want to miss a spot.
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Ownz
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ice age comin, ice age comin.
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Minion of Satan
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if you're white, you'll look ugly after going there.
you'll look like someone peed on you. get nekkid in the sun. |
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Braindead
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the only person i know that goes to tanning beds is my friend laura, and she looks good. but she's greek. i guess i'll just stay pale and shit. |
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GreenStarsNSpam
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Fuck everyone else in the thread.
Go get into one of those beds. Much better than staying out in the sun. Tan lines are pretty shitty, so you might as well get your entire body darker. |
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Minion of Satan
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At the beginning
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yeah, if you live in the country just find a secluded place in your yard and wait till no one is home and go lay out there naked. it'll be exciting. i like to do that at home and i get sad when i go home and don't get to do it. it's liberating to be naked outside. just keep a robe or a big t-shirt beside you at all times.
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Minion of Satan
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HEY COOL YOU TALKED STEFANIE OUT OF USING A TANNING BED se-mplineste ruga (10:58 PM) : really?! OMG I ROOL! |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Apocalyptic Poster
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Going to one every now and then really isn't that bad. I go sometimes before I go on vacation to avoid the farmer's tan that is impossible to avoid in the Northwest. I used to tan nude in my backyard with my best friend, wwe thought we were safe due tot he fence but my neighbor kept starting conversations with us. I was like, "This is one of those times you refrain from neighborly conversation." :erm
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Minion of Satan
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it was weird to read the title of this thread because i just got back from the tanning bed. the only reason why i'm doing this is because i don't want to burn when i go to hawaii. i really despise tanning beds just for the sake of vanity.
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