What if..

Liquid-J · 08-09-2004, 04:51 PM

you had a hammer inside your mouth, resting behind some of your teeth. and then your lip was moved out of the way, and another hammer smashed right into your teeth! the point of having the hammer behind them as well is so that you're not so much knocking the teeth out, but rather shattering them in place.

Holy Crap, i bet that would HURT!!!

Nothing/everything · 08-09-2004, 04:54 PM

what if you had a red hot knitting needle jammed up your penis which is yanked out with considerable force (the needle)

??

Toby · 08-09-2004, 04:55 PM

mistle · 08-09-2004, 04:56 PM

isle?

Isle · 08-09-2004, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by mistle
isle?

yeah?

Shparticus · 08-09-2004, 04:57 PM

Or just resting a couple of your upper teeth between the jaws of a pair of pliers with you hand on the grips, just hanging out, and then someone totally fucking scares you and you grip the pliers reflexively and crushing your teeth. That'll make you unpopular.

mistle · 08-09-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Isle

yeah?

HAMMER!

mxzombie · 08-09-2004, 04:58 PM

this reminds me of the scene in american history x where derek nazi stomps that black guy on the curb :erm

Liquid-J · 08-09-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Shparticus
Or just resting a couple of your upper teeth between the jaws of a pair of pliers with you hand on the grips, just hanging out, and then someone totally fucking scares you and you grip the pliers reflexively and crushing your teeth. That'll make you unpopular.

MOLTAR!@!!!1

Liquid-J · 08-09-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by mxcockmonster
this reminds me of the scene in american history x where derek nazi stomps that black guy on the curb :erm

that was brutal.

mxzombie · 08-09-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
that was brutal.

i always cringe.

smashingjj · 08-09-2004, 05:01 PM

What if, when in the morning you go for a douche, a shower i mean, and when ready, there's a giant, nasty spider in your towel which you don't see while you start using it? what if you squash the spider, spread it out over a huge part of your body and you don't know you're doing it until you notice the shit on your body?

Isle · 08-09-2004, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by mistle

HAMMER!

if hammer were this small, i don't think it would really hurt. it would taste very salty and smelly however.

what would be really painful tho, would be being taken naked into a freezing cold room and having your nutsack stapled to a cold metal table then having your balls smashed with a sledgehammer. that would suck.

The Light · 08-09-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by smashingjj
What if, when in the morning you go for a douche, a shower i mean, and when ready, there's a giant, nasty spider in your towel which you don't see while you start using it? what if you squash the spider, spread it out over a huge part of your body and you don't know you're doing it until you notice the shit on your body?

You have an anxiety attack that lasts as long as another body scrubbing shower. :erm

smashingjj · 08-09-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by The Light
You have an anxiety attack that lasts as long as another body scrubbing shower. :erm

this is seriously a fear of mine

i mean, it's not impossible at all!

The Light · 08-09-2004, 05:28 PM

No it's not. Keep a close eye on your towel. If there is a spider in the shower (happens about twice a year) no matter how wet I am I will get out and panic until someone will kill it for me. I've called friends who live across town to kill mammoth spiders for mebecause they know how I will die if I have to :erm Having a spider on your towel and wiping spider goo all over you is even worse though :erm

08-09-2004, 04:51 PM	#1
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	What if.. you had a hammer inside your mouth, resting behind some of your teeth. and then your lip was moved out of the way, and another hammer smashed right into your teeth! the point of having the hammer behind them as well is so that you're not so much knocking the teeth out, but rather shattering them in place. Holy Crap, i bet that would HURT!!!

08-09-2004, 04:54 PM	#2
Nothing/everything Minion of Satan Location: Groningen; Netherlands Posts: 8,000	what if you had a red hot knitting needle jammed up your penis which is yanked out with considerable force (the needle) ??

08-09-2004, 04:56 PM	#4
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	isle?

08-09-2004, 04:57 PM	#6
Shparticus Apocalyptic Poster Location: Lemon curry? Posts: 1,498	Or just resting a couple of your upper teeth between the jaws of a pair of pliers with you hand on the grips, just hanging out, and then someone totally fucking scares you and you grip the pliers reflexively and crushing your teeth. That'll make you unpopular.

08-09-2004, 04:58 PM	#8
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	this reminds me of the scene in american history x where derek nazi stomps that black guy on the curb :erm

08-09-2004, 05:01 PM	#12
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	What if, when in the morning you go for a douche, a shower i mean, and when ready, there's a giant, nasty spider in your towel which you don't see while you start using it? what if you squash the spider, spread it out over a huge part of your body and you don't know you're doing it until you notice the shit on your body?

08-09-2004, 05:28 PM	#16
The Light Apocalyptic Poster Location: turn my headphones up man turn them shits up!!! Posts: 3,892	No it's not. Keep a close eye on your towel. If there is a spider in the shower (happens about twice a year) no matter how wet I am I will get out and panic until someone will kill it for me. I've called friends who live across town to kill mammoth spiders for mebecause they know how I will die if I have to :erm Having a spider on your towel and wiping spider goo all over you is even worse though :erm