spinoff: how open are you with your penis?

[McCollum]

I'm pretty open with my penis. I'll tell it just about everything from sex to drugs, I'm not ashamed to tell it. I guess a big part of it was it letting me have so much freedom as a teenager. I was pretty open about what I had been doing and/or planned on doing. I'm sure my penis and cock would rather not hear me tell it stories of snorting coke from a womans bathroom in a sleazy bar, but I tell it stories like that all the time. My Penis even knows about the t3.