I got into some fistacuffs

[Why Am I So Ugly?]

Now i rarely ever engage in these sort of affairs, but this guy thought i was his bitch for years and shows no respect for me whatsoever. back in high school when i was antidepressants he would make such comments as "relax, whats the matter? did you forget to take your prozac?" in front of all of my friends. he's just an all around bad person towards me.

so anyways this is what happened. we were playing basketball. both of us were down low (those of you who are uninitiated down low is underneath the basket where it gets physical as guys are nudging up against one another to vie for the rebound) so he gave me a little shove from behind so i thought id do the same since he escalated the physical nature of the game at that point. He yells at me and tells me i cant push BACK. I kinda laughed and told him "if you can push me i can push back" a few insults were hurled like "idiot" or "motherfucker" nothing too personal. which is why i was surprised when he barged at me.

our friends held us back (we have mutual ones) then let him go and eventually i was the only one being held. So then he jumped on the pile of people got behind me and started to try to claw at my face. the only thing i could was wiggle free so i could at least defend myself. then he ran at me again to my delight this time, because i've gotten pretty strong over the summer and i knew he was going to get what was coming to him. i landed a few good punches to his face. then i pulled the ol' "pull the tshirt over the guys head" i couldve just punched him then but i just chuckled as i saw him try to get himself out of his own shirt. and that was pretty much it. at that point we were separated enough so we couldnt go for each other. I got a finger imprints on my body from people holding me, but you should see the other guy.

people who dont like me here will use this oppurtunity to say "oh youre a total meathead" or "wow, youre such a violent person." which arent true at all. i do my best to avoid confrontations if for nothing else, im scared that id get embarrased. but i dont care what anyone says. 1)he charged at me first 2)it felt really great beating up a guy who thinks he can treat me like shit for years.
so the moral of the story is defend yourself if you have to and if the guy is a total asshole, beating him up makes you feel a whole lot better

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?

people who dont like me here will use this oppurtunity to say "oh youre a total meathead" or "wow, youre such a violent person."

Actually I'd just suggest you learn how to spell fisticuffs.

[Why Am I So Ugly?]

a huge post like this one, and THATS the best you can do? youre losing it nimrod

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
a huge post like this one, and THATS the best you can do? youre losing it nimrod

What do I care if two losers I don't even know beat the crap out of each other over some gay game of basketball?

[Why Am I So Ugly?]

oh cmon dont give up

[Liquid-J]

hey man, i'm glad you defended yourself. that was pretty funny to read, especially the part about him with his shirt over his head. and you didn't even abuse him then, so you're a good guy. nice going!

[spa ced]

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?
back in high school when i was antidepressants he would make such comments as "relax, whats the matter? did you forget to take your prozac?"

It was usually my best friends asking me this question in a mocking way. They were bastards. I miss those bastards.

[mxzombie]

cool story.

[Mayfuck]

Try to pull that shit on me. Damn i'll knock you out guy.

[Why Am I So Ugly?]

Originally posted by Liquid-J
hey man, i'm glad you defended yourself. that was pretty funny to read, especially the part about him with his shirt over his head. and you didn't even abuse him then, so you're a good guy. nice going!

you know i thought of you and your "take no shit from people" attitude

[neopryn]

Nice. I've never been in a physical confrontation in my life, mostly because I'm a pretty agreeable guy, but I'd like to just for the novelty. I'd probably lose though. Badly.

[Why Am I So Ugly?]

i just remembered the night before this happened, i had a dream where i beat up the same guy. and in my dreams where im fighting people my arms feel like they weigh 1000 lbs so theres no way i can land a punch. but not this dream. this dream i pretty much beat up the guy. weird stuff:erm

[DeviousJ]

You should have spun him around when his shirt was over his head, and shouted things like 'over here my friend!'

[schlagen]

Originally posted by Why Am I So Ugly?


so anyways this is what happened. we were playing basketball. both of us were down low (those of you who are uninitiated down low is underneath the basket where it gets physical as guys are nudging up against one another to vie for the rebound)

This was so thoughtful!

So thoughtful it combats any outcries of 'meathead' or whatever.