spinoff: Hot dudes.

[Ihaman]

[Sepiae]

I have an excuse to post hot baseball players. Excellent.

Bill Mueller

http://rangers.siegler.net/schedule/...ll_mueller.jpg

http://www.billmueller.homestead.com/Billy1.jpg

Mark Bellhorn

http://media.theinsiders.com/Media/M...llhorn1991.JPG

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/00/08/25/image_525080.jpg

[spa ced]

http://img52.exs.cx/img52/6452/bad_boy_brad_16.jpg

[bornentertainer]

http://jensbaseballgalleries.com/Mulder/Mulder105.jpg

http://hometown.aol.com/afidvy/images/38.jpg

[Sepiae]

Originally posted by bornentertainer
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I see your Mark Mulder and raise you a Gabe Kapler!

http://home.att.net/~vintz/Gabe.JPG

And Doug Mientkiewicz. The trade has made the Red Sox even hotter in one way, at least.

http://www.district196.org/evhs/acad...entkiewicz.jpg

[Gil]

[avian chaos]

None of these guys are hot.

Not even the metrosexual ones.

[bornentertainer]

Originally posted by avian chaos
None of these guys are hot.

Not even the metrosexual ones.

I guarantee, if you saw Mark Mulder in the flesh, you'd cream yourself. No joke.

[avian chaos]

I don't like sporty guys.

Sorry

[pastor]

Originally posted by bornentertainer
I guarantee, if you saw Mark Mulder in the flesh, you'd cream yourself. No joke.

His biceps are bigger than his head. Are you attracted to fortified walls, aircraft carriers, and other objects of unnecessary mass?

[bornentertainer]

Originally posted by pastor


His biceps are bigger than his head. Are you attracted to fortified walls, aircraft carriers, and other objects of unnecessary mass?

His biceps are bigger than his head??

His face is PERFECT.
And his ass is magnificent. I've felt it.

[Sepiae]

Originally posted by bornentertainer


His biceps are bigger than his head??

His face is PERFECT.
And his ass is magnificent. I've felt it.

Please elaborate on that last part.

[bornentertainer]

Originally posted by Sepiae


Please elaborate on that last part.

Fuji Film Photo Day, 2000.

People get to take pictures with players.

He came by, and he's so tall, I put my arm around him and there was his ass.

And what a nice ass it was.

[Gil]

That dude that Otoniel posted was aight. That is all.

[pastor]

Originally posted by bornentertainer


Fuji Film Photo Day, 2000.

People get to take pictures with players.

He came by, and he's so tall, I put my arm around him and there was his ass.

And what a nice ass it was.

There was probably a delay in his reaction to the ass-grabbing, because it takes a good several seconds for the sensation to traverse that mass of extraneous flesh he calls a body from the nerve ending, through the nervous system, to the miniscule head. Three people after you, a light bulb went off inside his head and he exclaimed, "That lady grabbed my ass! MUST SMASH FRISKY LADY!! RRAWWWGHH!!" But you were home free.

Yes, yes, I like this hypothetical situation that I've conjured up.

[Sepiae]

Originally posted by Gil
That dude that Otoniel posted was aight. That is all.

4 of the Boston Red Sox beg to differ.

[pastor]

Originally posted by Gil
That dude that Otoniel posted was aight. That is all.

Yeah, I agree. But this one's better:

http://www.hokutonoken.it/cinema/bale.jpg

[Gil]

Originally posted by Sepiae


4 of the Boston Red Sox beg to differ.

pfft. im hotter than all of them, and any forthcoming.

this one

[spa ced]

Originally posted by Sepiae


4 of the Boston Red Sox beg to differ.

Huh? What's the story? I don't get the joke.

definitely this one

[spa ced]

Originally posted by Gil
That dude that Otoniel posted was aight. That is all.

Thanks Gil. I love when people use my real name instead of Tony too.

[Gil]

[Gil]

Originally posted by trykristin
definitely this one

Did Isle send you a personal pic? since when did he buff up?

[pastor]

Originally posted by trykristin
definitely this one

That's just wrong. You're pushing it, Cunting Magoo.

[Sepiae]

Originally posted by spa ced


Huh? What's the story? I don't get the joke.

The four guys I posted all are on the Red Sox. And they are hot. That's all.

[Gil]

Originally posted by spa ced


Huh? What's the story? I don't get the joke.

i don't think its a joke, shes just saying hes hotter than the dude you posted.