I just puked all over my lawn and I'm gonna go driving

[Subsequent Zero]

That's the most engaging story I've ever read from any Netphorian, ever.

You must be a MAD storyteller when you're drunk.

If I'm ever in Canada, I'll seek you out and we'll have a round or two. Or three.

[bonsor]

Originally posted by pyramidsonmars
McWhopper

i have actually heard this before.

And if Al is telling the truth, he is an asshole. Fucking walk you dick.

[Ugly]

Originally posted by DeadOpera
Whatever you do don't go to the McD's on hwy 20 and 53. in Stoney Creek

Last time I've been there was at least a year ago, you mean the one by Centennial / Eastgate mall. I went down to the McDonalds in Stoney Creek on highway 8 and millen. Its around the corner and down a hill from where I live. Its usually pretty good, a buddy of mine used to be a manager there and there's this slutty chick who works there (whom my buddy got a blowjob from once) who I want to bone. She wasn't working last night, though.

Originally posted by ******
And if Al is telling the truth, he is an asshole. Fucking walk you dick.

I'm telling the truth. People who make up stories about being drunk on an internet message board are lame.

Ok, I DON'T think I angrily said "can I gets some food or what" I was trying to sound polite at the time. I think.

Anyways, its not as if I drove up to 100 miles per hour trying to get on the highway and sideswipping through kids playing hockey in the middle of the street. I drove down the hill and drove down sidestreets on the same place where I've driven my car for about almost 6 years now. at 3:30 AM in the morning when there was a total of 4 cars on the road. When you drive those same streets practically every day for years, the car basically drives itself. And I drove very very slow just to make sure. It was a harmless infraction, which I shouldn't do again yeah, but there's about 9 jillion different ways to drive smashed that I can think of that are extremely more unsafe.

Its the same as driving stoned. Which is also unsafe as well and people do that more often. If anyone says "Oh, you can drive stoned but can't drive drunk" is an idiot.