people who have songs as thier voicemail greeting

Toby · 03:03 PM

Annoying as fuck.

LASERBEAST · 08-07-2004, 03:03 PM

i've got love pumpas mine call me any time big boy.

Iain

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by LASERBEAST
i've got love pumpas mine call me any time big boy.

Iain

It costs too much!

Coen · 08-07-2004, 03:04 PM

Do you know that singing voicemail by george constanza? That is so funny

Bobbin TB · 08-07-2004, 03:04 PM

belive it or not george isnt at home...

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by Coen
Do you know that singing voicemail by george constanza? That is so funny

LASERBEAST · 08-07-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
It costs too much!

no way dudez love know sno limits, give me your number and i might even call you when i am wrecked tonight although i am wrecked now , buckfast ownz and so dfoes ted nuggent

mirrar · 08-07-2004, 03:05 PM

this guy named FATTY has linkin park on his answering machine and it goes on for fucking ever after he says HI YOU'VE REACHED FATTY. LEAVE A MESSAGE. in this stupid duhhh voice. i love calling it to laugh and then hang up.

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:06 PM

Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by LASERBEAST
no way dudez love know sno limits, give me your number and i might even call you when i am wrecked tonight although i am wrecked now , buckfast ownz and so dfoes ted nuggent

901-218-4511!

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
this guy named FATTY has linkin park on his answering machine and it goes on for fucking ever after he says HI YOU'VE REACHED FATTY. LEAVE A MESSAGE. in this stupid duhhh voice. i love calling it to laugh and then hang up.

You know the funniest people ever

https://umdrive.memphis.edu/rhinojos...ictooooria.jpg

stefanie · 08-07-2004, 03:09 PM

my voicemail greeting was a mistake.

'oh, this better not be re-recording! ....fuck.'

Coen · 08-07-2004, 03:10 PM

I have a great voicemail, cause I don't have one

mirrar · 08-07-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
You know the funniest people ever

https://umdrive.memphis.edu/rhinojos...ictooooria.jpg

NEVER FORGET VICTOOOOOOOOOORIA

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:12 PM

mine for the longest time was, "do it." and then after my phone was broke for a week I had, "hey just leave a message cause my phone is broke" or something like that...now it's "hey dudes leave a message."

blackfaerie · 08-07-2004, 03:15 PM

mine's cheesy euro.

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by blackfaerie
mine's cheesy euro.

http://euro.fgov.be/practical/images/E100C80M.gif

hereisnowhy · 08-07-2004, 03:48 PM

My answering machine has the default robot voice that says "Please record message." Short and to the point.

pale blue eyes · 08-07-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

I recorded that as my voicemail down when I was at school my freshman year.

Geek USA · 08-07-2004, 03:56 PM

mine is me coughing

a lot of people leave me messages saying i should get it checked out by a doctor

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:57 PM

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Originally posted by Geek USA
mine is me coughing a lot of people leave me messages saying i should get it checked out by a doctor

I loved the toilet flushing one

Geek USA · 08-07-2004, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
I loved the toilet flushing one

that's my friend nicholettes!! i think we called you and patrick and left the message of the toilet flushing!! god, that was hilarious.

Toby · 08-07-2004, 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Geek USA

that's my friend nicholettes!! i think we called you and patrick and left the message of the toilet flushing!! god, that was hilarious.

THATS RIGHT! I was totally :erm

BlueStar · 08-07-2004, 06:05 PM

My freshman year of college, my roommate and I had "Gett Off" by Prince as our answering machine message.

"there's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served; they say that u ain't u know what in baby who knows how long; it's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong; gett off, 23 positions in a 1 night stand; gett off, I'll only call u after if u say I can; gett off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man"

We though it was amusing at the time. Thankfully, my parents never ever called my dorm phone. :erm

08-07-2004, 06:06 PM

the ONLY song that can be on a voicemail is the george song. my friend has it so unfortunately i cannot

vanilla · 08-07-2004, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
this guy named FATTY has linkin park on his answering machine and it goes on for fucking ever after he says HI YOU'VE REACHED FATTY. LEAVE A MESSAGE. in this stupid duhhh voice. i love calling it to laugh and then hang up.

post the number!

-Tragedy- · 08-07-2004, 06:30 PM

Mine just says, "Hey, this is Hannah. Leave a msg."

I can't be cool on mine cause I get work through my phone. (Substitute teaching)

stefanie · 08-07-2004, 06:38 PM

hannah, what age kids do you teach?

i'm going to be a high school teacher.

tsp gatmog · 08-07-2004, 07:38 PM

my friends says "yeah, this is pauls phone. but paul aint here right now. infact, he's dead. i killed him. so, i guess for laughs you cann leave a message. "

im not cool so i dont have a cell phone. but if i did, it would say:

"yo..... *5 second pause* haha, got you"

yeah. thatd own.

-Tragedy- · 08-07-2004, 08:30 PM

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Originally posted by stefanie
hannah, what age kids do you teach?

i'm going to be a high school teacher.

I sub for 4th grade through Highschool. I just started subbing last thursday. I have been subbing for a 6th grade computer science class.

08-07-2004, 03:01 PM	#1
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	people who have songs as thier voicemail greeting Annoying as fuck. Last edited by Toby : 08-07-2004 at 03:03 PM.

08-07-2004, 03:15 PM	#16
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	mine's cheesy euro. __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

08-07-2004, 03:56 PM	#20
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	mine is me coughing a lot of people leave me messages saying i should get it checked out by a doctor __________________ well.

08-07-2004, 06:05 PM	#24
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	My freshman year of college, my roommate and I had "Gett Off" by Prince as our answering machine message. "there's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served; they say that u ain't u know what in baby who knows how long; it's hard 4 me 2 say what's right when all I wanna do is wrong; gett off, 23 positions in a 1 night stand; gett off, I'll only call u after if u say I can; gett off, let a woman be a woman and a man be a man" We though it was amusing at the time. Thankfully, my parents never ever called my dorm phone. :erm __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

08-07-2004, 03:03 PM	#2
LASERBEAST Pledge Location: yer ma Posts: 88	i've got love pumpas mine call me any time big boy. Iain

08-07-2004, 03:04 PM	#4
Coen Apocalyptic Poster Location: Limburg, The Netherlands Posts: 3,325	Do you know that singing voicemail by george constanza? That is so funny

08-07-2004, 03:04 PM	#5
Bobbin TB Apocalyptic Poster Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 1,525	belive it or not george isnt at home...

08-07-2004, 03:05 PM	#8
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	this guy named FATTY has linkin park on his answering machine and it goes on for fucking ever after he says HI YOU'VE REACHED FATTY. LEAVE A MESSAGE. in this stupid duhhh voice. i love calling it to laugh and then hang up.

08-07-2004, 03:06 PM	#9
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Believe it or not, George isn't at home Please leave a message at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!

08-07-2004, 03:09 PM	#12
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	my voicemail greeting was a mistake. 'oh, this better not be re-recording! ....fuck.'

08-07-2004, 03:10 PM	#13
Coen Apocalyptic Poster Location: Limburg, The Netherlands Posts: 3,325	I have a great voicemail, cause I don't have one

08-07-2004, 03:12 PM	#15
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	mine for the longest time was, "do it." and then after my phone was broke for a week I had, "hey just leave a message cause my phone is broke" or something like that...now it's "hey dudes leave a message."

08-07-2004, 03:48 PM	#18
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	My answering machine has the default robot voice that says "Please record message." Short and to the point.

08-07-2004, 06:06 PM	#25
Quagmire Posts: n/a	the ONLY song that can be on a voicemail is the george song. my friend has it so unfortunately i cannot

08-07-2004, 06:30 PM	#27
-Tragedy- Apocalyptic Poster Location: Davenport, FL Posts: 1,821	Mine just says, "Hey, this is Hannah. Leave a msg." I can't be cool on mine cause I get work through my phone. (Substitute teaching)

08-07-2004, 06:38 PM	#28
stefanie Braindead Location: minnesota Posts: 17,402	hannah, what age kids do you teach? i'm going to be a high school teacher.

08-07-2004, 07:38 PM	#29
tsp gatmog Ownz Location: lake worth, FL Posts: 846	my friends says "yeah, this is pauls phone. but paul aint here right now. infact, he's dead. i killed him. so, i guess for laughs you cann leave a message. " im not cool so i dont have a cell phone. but if i did, it would say: "yo..... 5 second pause haha, got you" yeah. thatd own.