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Old 08-06-2004, 07:19 PM   #1
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Hello,
I am an Accountant with Union Bank ,My name is Mr Bami Kazeem ,a
Banker. I am the personal Account Manager to (ENGINEER Edward ********)
citizen of your country,who used to work with shell Development company in
Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client On April 21,
2000 my client, his wife, and their three children were involved in a car
accident.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.Since then
I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my
clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.After these
several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the
Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I
have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left
behind by my client before they Get confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged,particularly the
Union Bank.

Where the deceased had an account Valued at about ($6 million u s
dollars) has Issued me a notice to provide the next of kin. have the ccount
confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased so that this account valued at ($6 million u s dollars) can be
paid to you and then you and me Can share the money.

all the necessary documents concerning this claim are with the Bank
legal department. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us
see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement
that will protect you. from any breach of the law. If you are intereted
you can reach me on my private mail
address:accountantbami@mail2banker.com

Remain Blessed.

Best regards

Mr Bami Kazeem
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:20 PM   #2
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:21 PM   #3
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I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased so that this account valued at ($6 million u s dollars) can be
paid to you and then you and me Can share the money.
i found this part funny.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:21 PM   #4
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Shit, im fucked.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:21 PM   #5
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I emailed the guy back simply asking, "How the fuck do I get rich?!?!"

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:36 PM   #6
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This is usually a scam out of Nigeria. Enough people fall for it, believe it or not. I saw a news story about it, usually it's the elderly.

Quite often to prove they're "real" the Nigerians will pose with a sign that says what you want it to say. There's a few sites on the net where people have scammed the scammers into holding signs that aren't exactly appropriate.
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:39 PM   #7
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www.419eater.com


Hilarious.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:39 PM   #8
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There's a few sites on the net where people have scammed the scammers into holding signs that aren't exactly appropriate.
I believe I've seen a few of those pics before

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:39 PM   #9
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www.419eater.com


Hilarious.
Popular Links:

Scam

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:40 PM   #10
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www.419eater.com


Hilarious.
I was going to post that but I think that site is gone.
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:41 PM   #11
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I was going to post that but I think that site is gone.
nope, it's still there.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:41 PM   #12
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nope, it's still there.
good job, detective.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:43 PM   #13
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good job, detective.
Back the fuck up!

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:43 PM   #14
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good job, detective.
you think i earned this badge by sitting around?

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:43 PM   #15
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Theres one guy out there that pulls scams like this but he gives the people the phone number for the Howard Stern show it's great these old people call him up screaming at him "I sent you the money when are you going to make the deposit in my account".

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:47 PM   #16
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Ok that's fucking odd. When I clicked the 419 link the first time, it brought me to a totally different site.
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:49 PM   #17
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Ok that's fucking odd. When I clicked the 419 link the first time, it brought me to a totally different site.
It's scam

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:50 PM   #18
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I'm playing mind tricks on you.

Actually I put www.419eaterS.com and then quickly fixed my mistake.

Hi. Long time no see really. Hope things are working out...I'm glad baseball season is almost over.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:50 PM   #19
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you think i earned this badge by sitting around?
no, sir. your a fine american.

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:51 PM   #20
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Old 08-06-2004, 07:58 PM   #21
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Some dude called my dad trying to get in touch with any known relative of some dead guy but my dad had to convince this guy we weren't related. I think the guy was a lawyer of the dead guy from Germany and he called a few times.

 
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y u rofl @ me

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 08:01 PM   #23
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y u rofl @ me
Because you are the biggest douche in the universe

 
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Old 08-06-2004, 10:09 PM   #24
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i was reluctant to click on the thread for fear of falling for something!

 
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Because you are the biggest douche in the universe
are not.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 01:07 AM   #27
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LOL

Our Photography Club got one of those e-mails. For a second, I thought that I could help preserve the Art Department from the universities budged cuts.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 01:15 PM   #28
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I emailed the guy back simply asking, "How the fuck do I get rich?!?!"
and he replied

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HElloRobbie
Thank you for your urgent response to my mail at these point as regard to these transaction.I got your early today and the content which there is no any problem concern these as the personal account manager to the late engineer ny one i appoint to thew bank will highly be considered due to the realationship between me and my client so have no worry about these the following below are the information of the lte engineer as requested
in your last email

A. FULL INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED
1. Full name:Edward ********
2. Country of birth ;United state of America
3. Residential address in nigeria : Zonaz A1, NO : 5 crecent victoria
garden city, lagos. Nigeia

4. Age ; 65years
5. Occupation ; Refinery Engineer .
6. Marital status ; Married with two children all deceased
7. Cause of death ; Auto Chrash { LOCAL }
8. Date of occurence ; April 21,1999.
9. Country / Area of death ; Nigeria / Along Shagamu forestry part
B. FULL BANKING INFORMATION OF THE DECEASED :
1. Banking Account discription ; Fixed Freenet
2. Bank Account number ; 456 243 0069
3. Last updated ; 05- 09- 1999
4. Banking security policy code No ; 43331013750000
5. Account policy number ; 00684145524001
6. Saving number ; 000 343 5252
7. Total available credit fund ; $6, 000 000 [ Million us dollars.]
C. INFORMATION OF THE UNION BANK PLC ;
1. BANKING GUIDELINE AND POLICY ;The Union Bank stipulated
gudiline and policy of the banking decree , states that such fund can only be withdrawn or claimed by the next of kin to the deceased with all authentic prove and confirmation .If the fund should exceed the period of five year without any rigthfull personality applying for it , the fund will automatically be transfered into the national treasury account as unclaimed fund due to the banking decree 011 governinig the country banking policy generally.
That the surposed next of kin is expected to provide all requisite documents and information which shall enable the bank release the fund to him on due confirmation of the credencials and information being submitted by the next of kin .
Note : make sure you assimilate the uplisted information and if there is anything you dont understand , plz do endeavour to contact me immediately.
Expecting to recieve your mail or call soonest for advancement so get back to me immediately dor futher commencement of these transaction.
Thanks for the truthful response at this time,
please I will like us to cooperate so that I can
present you to the bank as the next of kin to the
deceased Engineer Edward ******** ,please note that
we can work this out if we want to. There is no
problem and as his account manager, any one I
recommend will be highly considered. The
relationship between me and my Mr. Edward?s was just
business like so you should understand but
however I will like us to cooperate so that you will
be presented to the bank as the late Engr Next of
Kin.

Remember that this transaction requires dedication
and confidentiality.I will be here to guide you
through the process .The benefits from it is a
lifetime opportunity. As regards your name, I got it
out of a very detailed search I carried out on my
own in a view to trace someone that has any link or
resemblance to the late Engr. Please send me with
your phone number for easy communication.

The necessary papers for this transaction are with
the legal department of the bank. I would like you
to send a mail to the bank applying so that you too
can know what is going on. Please send this to the
bank on your own, I will be here to guide you
through the process and whatever the banks tells you
let me know.


Send this to the bank now.

To whom it may concern,

I am the surviving next of Kin to Late Engr E
********, who operated
an account with your bank and would like to have
this account and fund in it transferred back home to
me. Please tell me the procedures and how to go
about it. I wait to hear from you.



This is the contact details of the person in charge
of the dept
Mrs. Gina Shoga & Mr. Okoro Dike
International Remittance Dept

EMAIL:ubp@mail2banker.com

Regards,

Mr Bami.
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