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Old 08-07-2004, 02:29 AM   #1
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Thumbs up Hey, I liked Spidermang 2

i know this topic has been done, but i liked that movie!!

one thing though, what's up with the neighbor girl and the cake and glass of milk...

"i was wondering if you'd like some cake?"
"ok"
"and a glass of milk"
"that would be nice"
*eat cake, drink milk*
"thank you"
*leaves*


that's it?? wtf.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:31 AM   #2
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i know this topic has been done, but i liked that movie!!

one thing though, what's up with the neighbor girl and the cake and glass of milk...

"i was wondering if you'd like some cake?"
"ok"
"and a glass of milk"
"that would be nice"
*eat cake, drink milk*
"thank you"
*leaves*


that's it?? wtf.
i know, that was some dumb shit.
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well.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:32 AM   #3
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are we to assume he tapped that shit on the side all night long? i think that's what i'm going to do.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:39 AM   #4
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are we to assume he tapped that shit on the side all night long? i think that's what i'm going to do.
That scene was planting the seeds for a sequel plotline. Feeling dejected after Peter makes it official with MJ, the anorexic chick will grow crazy with jealousy and become the Sandman. You need to keep up with your Marvel 616 continuity.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:39 AM   #5
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Spiderman can't carry my jock!

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:41 AM   #6
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I bet I would hate it. I hated the first one.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:42 AM   #7
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That scene was planting the seeds for a sequel plotline. Feeling dejected after Peter makes it official with MJ, the anorexic chick will grow crazy with jealousy and become the Sandman. You need to keep up with your Marvel 616 continuity.
someone's going to have to fill me in, i've never even held a real comic book.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:42 AM   #8
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Spiderman can't carry my jock!
but Geddy Lee can!!!!!

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:54 AM   #9
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someone's going to have to fill me in, i've never even held a real comic book.
In the comics, Skeena Boboswatch grows insane with envious rage when she learns she can't have Peter Parker. Her vagina becomes dry from the lack of man-action in that area -- so dry, in fact, that it begins to secrete ungodly amounts of sand. Soon, the sand engulfs her entire body, changing it at a molecular level until she's a malleable being made entirely of sand. She assumes the ironic name "Sandman," after the song she used to sing to herself at night when she would pine away for Peter ("Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream/Make him the cutest that I've ever seen..."). She uses her powers to broker some influence in NYC's criminal underworld, accruing a nasty following of low-lives and murderers who proceed to terrorize the city -- blasting a haunting rendition of "Sandman" and Alanis Morisette's "You Oughta Know" out of loudspeakers affixed to the top of the army tanks that Boboswatch bought on the black arms market. After establishing herself in the criminal subculture, she then wages all-out war on Spider-Man.

Man, I'm so hyped for Spiderman: Never.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:57 AM   #10
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hah, Jesse.

ergo:

Geddy Lee > Spiderman

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 03:04 AM   #11
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In the comics, Skeena Boboswatch grows insane with envious rage when she learns she can't have Peter Parker. Her vagina becomes dry from the lack of man-action in that area -- so dry, in fact, that it begins to secrete ungodly amounts of sand. Soon, the sand engulfs her entire body, changing it at a molecular level until she's a malleable being made entirely of sand. She assumes the ironic name "Sandman," after the song she used to sing to herself at night when she would pine away for Peter ("Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream/Make him the cutest that I've ever seen..."). She uses her powers to broker some influence in NYC's criminal underworld, accruing a nasty following of low-lives and murderers who proceed to terrorize the city -- blasting a haunting rendition of "Sandman" and Alanis Morisette's "You Oughta Know" out of loudspeakers affixed to the top of the army tanks that Boboswatch bought on the black arms market. After establishing herself in the criminal subculture, she then wages all-out war on Spider-Man.

Man, I'm so hyped for Spiderman: Never.
holy crap. what is peter parker's problem! he could either, a. tap that, and perhaps have some memorable hijinks in beddy-by with a fit girl
or b. get no sex whilst creating the nightmare you just spoke of.

what is his problem!

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:58 AM   #12
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In the comics, Skeena Boboswatch grows insane with envious rage when she learns she can't have Peter Parker. Her vagina becomes dry from the lack of man-action in that area -- so dry, in fact, that it begins to secrete ungodly amounts of sand. Soon, the sand engulfs her entire body, changing it at a molecular level until she's a malleable being made entirely of sand. She assumes the ironic name "Sandman," after the song she used to sing to herself at night when she would pine away for Peter ("Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream/Make him the cutest that I've ever seen..."). She uses her powers to broker some influence in NYC's criminal underworld, accruing a nasty following of low-lives and murderers who proceed to terrorize the city -- blasting a haunting rendition of "Sandman" and Alanis Morisette's "You Oughta Know" out of loudspeakers affixed to the top of the army tanks that Boboswatch bought on the black arms market. After establishing herself in the criminal subculture, she then wages all-out war on Spider-Man.

Man, I'm so hyped for Spiderman: Never.

you're kidding right

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:00 AM   #13
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the "cake" scene was pretty pointless unless the blonde chick turns out to be Gwen Stacy.

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:02 AM   #14
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i went on a date
we watched spider-man2
that was funny
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Old 08-07-2004, 09:51 AM   #15
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i saw it twice

 
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Old 08-07-2004, 09:56 AM   #16
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yeah, that russian imagrant thing never went anywhere.

 
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