which netphorian do you think the biggest penis? - Page 2

DeviousJ · 08-06-2004, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars

Yeah, I noticed that myself. I am honestly going to start working on improving my punctuation soon. I don't know how to use commas but I -do- know that wasn't the right way.

Oh no, in a good way. At first I just thought you meant netphorian couples and hookups, but then I went '...ohhhhhhh...'

Subsequent Zero · 08-06-2004, 09:38 PM

I hate to brag, anyone who knows me can assure of that. But these are exact quotes from women who have seen my wang...:

- "Wow. You're pretty big..." (When my ex-girlfriend saw me while I was getting into a tub and we were about to get it on)

- "Oh my god, he's hung!" (a friend during a strip tease)

- "Whoa. You're pretty big there, aren't ya?" (Some Irish girl I met at a bar a few hours beforehand)

I'm proud of my weener. It's like the little train that could. The rest of me is all sorts of fucked up...

yo soy el mejor · 08-06-2004, 09:43 PM

Lardism has such a huge cock. im serious! :-D

GreenEggsNSpam · 08-06-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Toby
greeneggsandspam

I just dont play with my dick like all the other boys.

I enjoy fucking my own ass.

Liquid-J · 08-06-2004, 09:59 PM

i've heard mariner is hung like a clydsdale

mxzombie · 08-06-2004, 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
i've heard mariner is hung like a clydsdale

does he have furry ankles and hooves?

vanilla · 08-06-2004, 10:08 PM

******

Esty · 08-06-2004, 10:10 PM

atenenol

vanilla · 08-06-2004, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Esty
atenenol

Affectation · 08-06-2004, 11:16 PM

Like Dre, I'm packing the whole 8.

Pictures can prove this.

Liquid-J · 08-06-2004, 11:17 PM

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Originally posted by mxzombie
does he have furry ankles and hooves?

i don't think so

mxzombie · 08-06-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
i don't think so

you should probably check. cause that kind of thing can be useful...if it snows and someone needs to walk through the snow barefoot

tootsie · 08-06-2004, 11:57 PM

without a doubt, its meshach taylor.

he is the only black netphorian i know of, after all.

tootsie · 08-06-2004, 11:59 PM

there was this inmate at the jail who had the biggest cock ive ever seen in all my life - he was this 6'2" black dude, when he sat on a chair with his legs spread you could clearly see it laying on the seat. all the girls and most of the guys working there were very impressed. i tried not to stare though, thats rude, and i didnt want him to think i was lusting after him or something.

neopryn · 08-07-2004, 12:31 AM

I'm tall and skinny and I'm pretty sure it's below average.

I don't have much going for me.

KAT · 08-07-2004, 02:44 AM

Rockin' Cherub

smashingjj · 08-07-2004, 05:56 AM

i at least have the most penises of you all

Rockin' Cherub · 08-07-2004, 08:30 AM

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Originally posted by KAT
Rockin' Cherub

no i just have the biggest cock, look at the first page.

i_dont_live · 08-07-2004, 08:39 AM

<-------

cant use a regular condom. its too damn small. so i know im above average

08-06-2004, 09:38 PM	#32
Subsequent Zero Ownz Location: Down in it Posts: 603	I hate to brag, anyone who knows me can assure of that. But these are exact quotes from women who have seen my wang...: - "Wow. You're pretty big..." (When my ex-girlfriend saw me while I was getting into a tub and we were about to get it on) - "Oh my god, he's hung!" (a friend during a strip tease) - "Whoa. You're pretty big there, aren't ya?" (Some Irish girl I met at a bar a few hours beforehand) I'm proud of my weener. It's like the little train that could. The rest of me is all sorts of fucked up...

08-06-2004, 09:43 PM	#33
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	Lardism has such a huge cock. im serious! :-D

08-06-2004, 09:59 PM	#35
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	i've heard mariner is hung like a clydsdale

08-06-2004, 10:08 PM	#37
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	******

08-06-2004, 10:10 PM	#38
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	atenenol

08-06-2004, 11:16 PM	#40
Affectation none selected Posts: 6,094	Like Dre, I'm packing the whole 8. Pictures can prove this.

08-06-2004, 11:57 PM	#43
tootsie Minion of Satan Location: go go gadget goggler Posts: 5,346	without a doubt, its meshach taylor. he is the only black netphorian i know of, after all.

08-06-2004, 11:59 PM	#44
tootsie Minion of Satan Location: go go gadget goggler Posts: 5,346	there was this inmate at the jail who had the biggest cock ive ever seen in all my life - he was this 6'2" black dude, when he sat on a chair with his legs spread you could clearly see it laying on the seat. all the girls and most of the guys working there were very impressed. i tried not to stare though, thats rude, and i didnt want him to think i was lusting after him or something.

08-07-2004, 12:31 AM	#45
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	I'm tall and skinny and I'm pretty sure it's below average. I don't have much going for me.

08-07-2004, 02:44 AM	#46
KAT Puleeento Location: Santiago of Mexico, Europe >++++(°> Posts: 4,012	Rockin' Cherub

08-07-2004, 05:56 AM	#47
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	i at least have the most penises of you all

08-07-2004, 08:39 AM	#49
i_dont_live Banned Location: Pity For The Pious Posts: 2,892	<------- cant use a regular condom. its too damn small. so i know im above average