I heard Shandi humped Jason Roth - Page 4

meow · 08-05-2004, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck
Oi deja vu.

SImply put it, meow, you're not a person who can be trusted.

yeah you think the world should know that by now, eh?

EverlastingGlaze · 08-05-2004, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by meow

You weren't the only one that told me about this.

I'm not bickering with you over something so stupid.

Trust is not stupid. This just proves that you can't be trusted. You proved it to everyone here. Enjoy having that pinned to your name.

Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR · 08-05-2004, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze

Trust is not stupid. This just proves that you can't be trusted. You proved it to everyone here. Enjoy having that pinned to your name.

TELL US WHAT HER CUNT LOOKS LIKE, IF IT'S LIKE A RAW CHICKEN OR IF IT'S LIKE ROSE PETALS. THERE ARE PLENTY OF THINGS YOU CAN DO TO GET BACK AT THIS BITCH. ANAL WARTS? COTTAGE CHEESE LEAKAGE PROBLEMS?

THIS IS A TRUE STORY, BUT ME AND MY EX GIRLFRIEND USED TO PLAY JOKES ON EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. I SQUATTED OVER HER FACE ONCE AND FARTED RIGHT IN HER FACE WHEN SHE WAS ASLEEP AND SHE WOKE UP AND I WENT BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEP. HAHAHHA THEN SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE BUTT. BUT SHE WANTED TO GET BACK AT ME AND ONE NIGHT SHE SQUAT OVER MY FACE, AND SHE CUT ONE BUT INSTEAD OF JUST A FART SHE LET LOOSE SOME YOOHOO AND SCRAMBLED EGGS ON MY FACE. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE SOMEONE SHITTING ON YOUR FACCE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.

meow · 08-05-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze

Trust is not stupid. This just proves that you can't be trusted. You proved it to everyone here. Enjoy having that pinned to your name.

bickering on a message board is stupid.

calling someone down on the internet to make themselves look better is stupid

neopryn · 08-05-2004, 09:07 PM

Hey EverlastingGlaze, did you hit that?

EverlastingGlaze · 08-05-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by neopryn
Hey EverlastingGlaze, did you hit that?

This is old news!!

The Gaddrow · 08-05-2004, 09:15 PM

Hey Chris, how's it hangin?

neopryn · 08-05-2004, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze

This is old news!!

"Out of the loop" doesn't even begin to describe me.

EverlastingGlaze · 08-05-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by The Gaddrow
Hey Chris, how's it hangin?

I'm fantastic!!!

The Gaddrow · 08-05-2004, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze

I'm fantastic!!!

Awesome! Me too!

meow · 08-05-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole

glad I'm not your personal friend, man.

I was told this about 3 years ago too but didn't think it was interesting enough to relay to anyone.

all the talk about Shandi made me remember this fact.

and to my own defense, i keep secrets that are meant to be kept.

this is the internet and frankly, no one care.

noir cat · 08-06-2004, 12:16 AM

Ugly, yo'ure a fucking genius.

Porn Julian...

EverlastingGlaze · 08-06-2004, 03:13 AM

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Originally posted by meow

all the talk about Shandi made me remember this fact.

and to my own defense, i keep secrets that are meant to be kept.

this is the internet and frankly, no one care.

Retard.

Liquid-J · 08-06-2004, 03:15 AM

i like this EverlastingGlaze. EverlastingGlaze, i like your style.

neopryn · 08-06-2004, 04:04 AM

How about everyone stops typing Shandi's name in red?

It isn't funny anymore.

severin · 08-06-2004, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by neopryn
How about everyone stops typing Shandi's name in red?

It isn't funny anymore.

actually, i chuckled

neopryn · 08-06-2004, 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by severin
actually, i chuckled

I did the first time, just not the subsequent 17 times.

Maybe I need to lighten up.

meow · 08-06-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by EverlastingGlaze

Retard.

what other empty insults are you going to throw at me?

Shawn Osmond · 08-06-2004, 10:31 PM

I actually don't know how I feel about this news. I always thought I was the only internet guy that Shandi ever fucked. Now I'm finding out there's more? I always thought she was pure and innocent.

Nimrod's Son · 08-06-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly

*roll intro*
TONIGHT ON HARD COPY

HOT INTERNET NERD SEX. A COMMUNITY WHERE IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FUCKING.

Anchor: our top story tonight. The Internet. A website. A collection of a bunch of Net nerds sitting around with a vague association about a band that broke up years ago. However our reporter Balls Hanson discovered there's a seamy underside to this community in this segment we're calling "Netwhoria: Your Daily Assfucking Source.

roll tape on red

BALLS HANSON: This is Netphoria. A website that was created years ago to cover the movements of the 90s alt. rock band. However the people who log onto this site have developed close relationships. Some too close. Some are very dirty. Very VERY dirty.

We interviewed several of the members of this online community and the reports of inter-poster fucking is almost mind-shattering.

"MEOW": Yeah, uh, I knew about this one set of people who were supposed to have done the nasty and I wasn't supposed to talk about it. I mean, these are two people who have never met in their lives but they came together for the sole purpose of slamming the shit out of each other. I can't imagine why.... hey, do you have any weed on you?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhh..

"MEOW": cuz you know, I could go for a little herb. I be just chillin while watchin America's Top Model. How bout some acid?

INTERVIEWER: Uhhhhh...

BALLS HANSON: Its not the first shocking story to emerge from this website. We tracked down some inside information that led us to believe that two posters actually got married in a drive-through wedding at THIS las vegas chapel. We asked for an interview with both of the parties but were declined repeatedly and immediately banned from posting on the website.

We did however receive this note from one Senator John Kerry. In this letter he says: "I do not know if one of my supporters got married in Vegas. I may have heard of it at one time, but I changed my views on the situation. I cannot clearly state on either side what exactly my role in this particular relationship was. However, I would like to remind everyone that I am a war hero."

So what other sources could we find to tell us more about this rampaging sexual scandals that perpetuate this one website in cyber-space? Well, we really couldn't find anybody who knew anything but we did get to interview this guy.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": hahahhaha. Yeah, those pathetic lonely motherfuckers. There's like, a few people who aren't scum sucking bastards, but the majority of them are just lonely little losers who post too goddamn much. Like that motherfucker Affectation. He thinks he's the shit when I could kick his ass and make him cry like a little bitch.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, this isn't really what I asked. I was wondering if you knew anything about the sexual realtion-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": that fucking Affectation. Did you see the way that he tries to show himself as being cool and badass when he wears red turtleneck sweaters. I showed him, though. I posted a picture of him and put a COCK in there. Comedy fucking genius, I say.

INTERVIEWER: Look, I'd appreciate it if you stayed on topic-

"FALL DOWN BLUE": All those little bitches on that site can bow down to ME! Those fuckers, I work for the goddamn MI6 in Britain and I can send 007 on their asses so hard they won't know what hit them. EVERYONE knows I'm the smartest AND funniest motherfucker to ever grace Netphoria and-

INTERVIEWER: alright, to hell with this. We're leaving.

"FALL DOWN BLUE": WAIT!!! Don't go! I'm... *snif* I'm just so desperately lonely. . .

BALLS HANSON: After we pulled “Fall Down Blue” off our shoes as he wept for us to not leave him alone, we decided to see if we could find anyone else in the know. Our reports did lead us to one source who remained tight-lipped about the whole situation.

SPPUNK: Yeah, some people on Netphoria did dirty stuff with other people. But the most important thing is that every single movie released by the mainstream Hollywood system has been absolute shit.

INTERVIEWER: Uh, that’s not-

SPPUNK: Hey, fuck you buddy! I’m fucking 23 years old and I’m a major movie reviewer! Are you going to doubt what I’m saying?!! ALL MOVIES ARE FUCKING SHITTY SUCKING BULLSHIT!!! I don’t need you doubting me. Fuck off! I’m out of here.

BALLS HANSON: Desperate to talk to someone who actually knew something, we turned up a young teenage girl who says that she too, has been a victim of Netphoria’s depravity.

”STEPHANIE” Yeah, uh, when I first went there, I just really liked Billy and The Smashing Pumpkins. But something about that website and the people who posted on it just changed me. I started posting my tits and I …. I… COCK! SUCK! BALLS! FUCKING! ASS! LICK! RAM!! FUCK ME! FUCK MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

BALLS HANSON: After being investigated by police for attempted sexual misconduct with a minor we managed to get in one more interview before the story was due for tonight’s show.

”NIMROD’S SON”: I could tell you who’s fucking who, but then I’d have to kill you because I work for the US Government. That information is classified. God bless America.

INTERVIEWER: Jesus tapdancin Christ! Can’t anyone give us a straight answer about this fucking website?! Are you all insane?!

”NIMROD’S SON” *getting up and singing* Ohh say can you see? By the dawn’s early light! What so PROUDLY we hailed-

INTERVIEWER: Can you just tell us-

”NIMROD’S SON”: I SAID that information is classified. You’re asking too many questions! *BLAM!*

INTERVIEWER: Argh!

“NIMROD’S SON”: That’s what you get for believing that sack of shit Michael Moore. Vote Bush!

BALLS HANSON But why does this happen? Can't these people just go out and find regular partners like normal human beings? Why do they have to isolate themselves to falling in love, or desiring to bone, someone who is just personified as white text on a screen? We may never know. But, god willing, one day Lindsay Lohan will show her tits. Balls Hanson, Hard Copy, Cyberspace.

ANCHOR: Thank you Balls for that unfunny and pointless report.

BALLS HANSON: (offscreen) I heard that!

ANCHOR: Good!

Ugly this was fantastic.. but even I'm not voting for Bush.

Ugly · 08-07-2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Ugly this was fantastic.. but even I'm not voting for Bush.

Sure man, but I just took your character from your posts on the Political board. Anyway it was just jokes so I threw together a caricature from what you present from the boards on here.

Besides, guy shooting someone = funny.

anyway I'm gonna be doing some drunk driving right now so if I never respond to you again, you were cool and I'll see you in the next life.

lates;
moi

shaniqua · 08-07-2004, 02:40 AM

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Originally posted by Irrelevant
i was in the room at the time.

meeeeemoriiiiies.

\\

HAH!

The Gaddrow · 08-07-2004, 05:48 AM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
i like this EverlastingGlaze. EverlastingGlaze, i like your style.

This would be the perfect oppourtunity for me to post the picture of his cock.

But, seeing as Chris is the proverbial shit and I value his friendship, I won't.

Though, that bottle of Jack over there is telling me I should do otherwise. :-/

08-05-2004, 09:07 PM	#95
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	Hey EverlastingGlaze, did you hit that?

08-05-2004, 09:15 PM	#97
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,047	Hey Chris, how's it hangin?

08-06-2004, 12:16 AM	#102
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Ugly, yo'ure a fucking genius. Porn Julian...

08-06-2004, 03:15 AM	#104
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	i like this EverlastingGlaze. EverlastingGlaze, i like your style.

08-06-2004, 04:04 AM	#105
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	How about everyone stops typing Shandi's name in red? It isn't funny anymore.

08-06-2004, 10:31 PM	#109
Shawn Osmond Banned Location: USA, North America, Earth, Milky Way 90210 Posts: 726	I actually don't know how I feel about this news. I always thought I was the only internet guy that Shandi ever fucked. Now I'm finding out there's more? I always thought she was pure and innocent.