oh doritos!: a delicious ode to junk food

08-06-2004, 06:34 PM

triumphant tangy triangle
OH how you SATISFY
my
hunger
if i was a snackfood
YOU
would
be my lover!

Dead · 08-06-2004, 06:36 PM

I like Twizzlers, Nibs, Super Nibs, Barqs, Ringolos...

mxzombie · 08-06-2004, 06:36 PM

i like doritos but i get tired of them quick (the same goes most potato chips). so when i go to subway i get chocolate chip cookies instead of chips.

GreenEggsNSpam · 08-06-2004, 06:37 PM

You better not be eating the guacomole ones.
They look dirty, and I heard from everyone they weren't fit to eat.

Dead · 08-06-2004, 06:37 PM

I haven't tried those, I was wondering what they're like.

08-06-2004, 06:38 PM

Tangy Nacho FLAVOR
all up in my kool aid
i wear my hunger well

Toby · 08-06-2004, 06:38 PM

I prefer cheese nips

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/C...lsaCheddar.jpg

alisonmonster · 08-06-2004, 06:39 PM

those jalapeno doritos are awesome. And i've been known to eat a whole bag of smartfood in one sitting -bad idea

mxzombie · 08-06-2004, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alisonmonster
smartfood

hell yes.

Ugly · 08-06-2004, 06:40 PM

The cheese like flavour
Makes me feel gooey inside
damn, I crapped my pants.

Dead · 08-06-2004, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
The cheese like flavour
Makes me feel gooey inside
damn, I crapped my pants.

Clean up on aisle 5!

mxzombie · 08-06-2004, 06:41 PM

i've never had an ode so delicious

avian chaos · 08-06-2004, 06:44 PM

NOTHING will beat Natural Doritos, white cheese flavor or whatever it's called. Damn, I should go buy a bag of them right now. They are so flavorful... mmm.

When I was in college I used to buy a pack of peanut m&m's from the vending machine everyday after my painting class or before my printmaking class.

The Light · 08-06-2004, 06:44 PM

Combos, sour cream and onion and dill pickle Lays, spicy Cheetos, diet Pepsi, Toblerone, cinnamon rolls from the mall....

avian chaos · 08-06-2004, 06:46 PM

All right. Fuck this thread. I'm going to the grocery store!

08-06-2004, 06:46 PM

responding in verse
the dorito etches song
all across my mouth

Dead · 08-06-2004, 06:49 PM

I like Smarties. The Canadian ones, not your American "Smarties".

The Light · 08-06-2004, 06:50 PM

I like to buy chocolate bars at convenience stores in Canada. There is a much better toffee selection.

08-06-2004, 06:52 PM

you guys! you were supposed to respond in poems.

GreenEggsNSpam · 08-06-2004, 06:54 PM

Hey Doritos, you're so fine.
You're so fine you blow my mind.
Doritos.

08-06-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GreenEggsNSpam
Hey Doritos, you're so fine.
You're so fine you blow my mind.
Doritos.

Eulogy · 08-06-2004, 07:00 PM

Don't tempt me, assholes.

I already ate Burger King today. ugh.

I hate myself.

avian chaos · 08-06-2004, 07:14 PM

Who the hell do you have to screw to get a Chick-O-Stick around here?

Nimrod's Son · 08-06-2004, 07:14 PM

I love Gardetto's. I really wish I could just buy a bag of those oval pumpernickle things. They're so damned good.

The Light · 08-06-2004, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I love Gardetto's. I really wish I could just buy a bag of those oval pumpernickle things. They're so damned good.

I so know what you mean. Every time I buy a bag of those either I or someone else eats those first. I hate when it's not me and I open the bag and someone has already cleaned them out.

GlasgowKiss · 08-06-2004, 07:20 PM

You all need good portions of healthy satisfying food.

08-06-2004, 06:34 PM	#1
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	oh doritos!: a delicious ode to junk food triumphant tangy triangle OH how you SATISFY my hunger if i was a snackfood YOU would be my lover!

08-06-2004, 07:14 PM	#24
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	I love Gardetto's. I really wish I could just buy a bag of those oval pumpernickle things. They're so damned good. __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

08-06-2004, 06:36 PM	#2
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I like Twizzlers, Nibs, Super Nibs, Barqs, Ringolos...

08-06-2004, 06:36 PM	#3
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	i like doritos but i get tired of them quick (the same goes most potato chips). so when i go to subway i get chocolate chip cookies instead of chips.

08-06-2004, 06:37 PM	#4
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	You better not be eating the guacomole ones. They look dirty, and I heard from everyone they weren't fit to eat.

08-06-2004, 06:38 PM	#6
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	Tangy Nacho FLAVOR all up in my kool aid i wear my hunger well

08-06-2004, 06:38 PM	#7
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I prefer cheese nips http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/C...lsaCheddar.jpg

08-06-2004, 06:39 PM	#8
alisonmonster Minion of Satan Location: gasoline alley Posts: 9,019	those jalapeno doritos are awesome. And i've been known to eat a whole bag of smartfood in one sitting -bad idea

08-06-2004, 06:40 PM	#10
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	The cheese like flavour Makes me feel gooey inside damn, I crapped my pants.

08-06-2004, 06:41 PM	#12
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	i've never had an ode so delicious

08-06-2004, 06:44 PM	#13
avian chaos Braindead Location: Portland, OR Posts: 15,137	NOTHING will beat Natural Doritos, white cheese flavor or whatever it's called. Damn, I should go buy a bag of them right now. They are so flavorful... mmm. When I was in college I used to buy a pack of peanut m&m's from the vending machine everyday after my painting class or before my printmaking class.

08-06-2004, 06:44 PM	#14
The Light Apocalyptic Poster Location: turn my headphones up man turn them shits up!!! Posts: 3,892	Combos, sour cream and onion and dill pickle Lays, spicy Cheetos, diet Pepsi, Toblerone, cinnamon rolls from the mall....

08-06-2004, 06:46 PM	#16
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	responding in verse the dorito etches song all across my mouth

08-06-2004, 06:49 PM	#17
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I like Smarties. The Canadian ones, not your American "Smarties".

08-06-2004, 06:50 PM	#18
The Light Apocalyptic Poster Location: turn my headphones up man turn them shits up!!! Posts: 3,892	I like to buy chocolate bars at convenience stores in Canada. There is a much better toffee selection.

08-06-2004, 06:52 PM	#19
that bitch kristin Posts: n/a	you guys! you were supposed to respond in poems.

08-06-2004, 06:54 PM	#20
GreenEggsNSpam GreenStarsNSpam Location: Newfoundand, Canada Posts: 11,216	Hey Doritos, you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Doritos.

08-06-2004, 07:00 PM	#22
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	Don't tempt me, assholes. I already ate Burger King today. ugh. I hate myself.

08-06-2004, 07:20 PM	#26
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	You all need good portions of healthy satisfying food.