respinoff: would you fuck someone of the opposite first name that shared your gender?

funnygeezus · 08-05-2004, 11:41 PM

and by "opposite first name" i mean their first name is your last name.

i might. maybe if he was a really convincing transeuxal or something. then again, my last name is a girl's name, so it would help with the illusion.

noir cat · 08-05-2004, 11:44 PM

Last option, Rose. Seriously.

Ugly · 08-05-2004, 11:50 PM

that was elegantly lame.

Lie · 08-05-2004, 11:51 PM

I couldn't take a girl named Cook seriously enough to fuck her. It would be like fucking someone named "Lamp" or "Door." On second thought, who cares? If I liked her and circumstances allowed it, sure. Again, no name-calling during sex, though. Then I'd feel like a drill sergeant. Oh wait, that's hott.

Lie · 08-05-2004, 11:51 PM

I should add that I can't even believe that I replied to this thread, it was so incredibly lame.

noir cat · 08-06-2004, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie
I should add that I can't even believe that I replied to this thread, it was so incredibly lame.

You're putting off brushing your teeth for this?!

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08-05-2004, 11:41 PM	#1
funnygeezus Apocalyptic Poster Location: up in da m-peezy fo' reezy Posts: 2,669	respinoff: would you fuck someone of the opposite first name that shared your gender? and by "opposite first name" i mean their first name is your last name. i might. maybe if he was a really convincing transeuxal or something. then again, my last name is a girl's name, so it would help with the illusion.

08-05-2004, 11:44 PM	#2
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Last option, Rose. Seriously.

08-05-2004, 11:50 PM	#3
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	that was elegantly lame.

08-05-2004, 11:51 PM	#4
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	I couldn't take a girl named Cook seriously enough to fuck her. It would be like fucking someone named "Lamp" or "Door." On second thought, who cares? If I liked her and circumstances allowed it, sure. Again, no name-calling during sex, though. Then I'd feel like a drill sergeant. Oh wait, that's hott.