attn: Liquid-J

[LASERBEAST]

hey

say something funny in this thread please!!!!!!!!!

[Liquid-J]

i want to rest my flacid penis on your forehead to lull you into a false sense of security. as you close your eyes and begin to peacefully daydream, i will become aroused, and then proceed to wake you with a thunderous mushroom tap across your cheek that will certainly bruise. it will probably bruise us both, but it'll be worth it.

[LASERBEAST]

i await that day like the impoverished citizens of many third world countries await a downpour of rain so they can grow crops and thus unstarve themselves.

[LASERBEAST]

ok i am going to bite your stinking little magot off and spit it in your face

[Liquid-J]

what's with the moodswing, sweetie?

[LASERBEAST]

okay okay rip up the beats. okay

laser!

[LASERBEAST]

thats me, its me now, i am going to dry ride ya big boy

[LASERBEAST]

Originally posted by LASERBEAST
thats me, its me now, i am going to dry ride ya big boy

hey man

don't go there

[tsp gatmog]

strange attraction spreads its wings.

[LASERBEAST]

Originally posted by LASERBEAST


hey man

don't go there

i am going to nail ya.

[Toby]

Originally posted by tsp gatmog
strange attraction spreads its wings.

such the poet

[Liquid-J]

so how is this working out?

[LASERBEAST]

Originally posted by LASERBEAST


i am going to nail ya.

not if i "nail ya" first, you steamy hunk of man meaty chunk meat man