ITT: you drop a freestyle

mercurial · 08-04-2004, 09:03 PM

Feel free to battle, abuse, make fun of your fellow netphorian emcee's

I'll get you started ...

charles be in charge
like a muthaf*ckin barge
on the nile
make u smile
vertical style
luv the flange
but not ange
right thurrr
she like tha furrr

Yeah so bring it on asscrackers!

sawdust restaurants · 08-04-2004, 09:03 PM

That shit is so wack it ain't even worth battlin.

sawdust restaurants · 08-04-2004, 09:04 PM

Oh, but actually, my friends and I were goofing off the other day and I came up with a pretty dope rhyme that had to do with Oasis (the band) and gay sex. If I remember it, I'll let you know.

skippy · 08-04-2004, 09:09 PM

Awwwww yeah!

I'm gettin lyrical keepin it tight and grammical
My punctuation is bordering on flammable
A semicolon, apostrophe, a comma!
A semicolon, apostrophe, a comma!

Well a yo ho ho there's a hoe on the flo
And by the end of my rhyme there's gonna be 10 more

I got cooties y'all
I got cooties y'all
I got cooties from Rudy's big 'ol bootie y'all
I got cooties y'all
I got cooties y'all
I got cooties from Rudy's big 'ol bootie y'all

I'm walkin' down the street, just a'singin' a song,
I said 'Oh my gosh, I think I'm WRONG!'
It's gettin' hot! Whatcha got?
I got a radar blip, an empty clip, post nasal drip, and kung fu grip!
Ya oughta check it.. out my microchip!
Somersault-backflip!
Super Karate kick!
Double back turn twist!

mercurial · 08-04-2004, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
That shit is so wack it ain't even worth battlin.

Nigga please
Had yo momma on her knees
Bitch started to cry
So I asked the ho why?
She said
'My son has balls the size of peas'

Haha ... I'm shite at this - I should get back to work

Ugly · 08-04-2004, 10:05 PM

I gotta organize my comics
its such a big pile iz gonna be a bitch
so many stacks of Ultimate Spider-Man
this is when its gonna hit the muthafuckin fan
i gotta do some laundry cuz its all over the floor
I gots to clean up my stinky drawers
i gotta find a movie to put in when I clean up
because without anythin to entertian me I'm gonna be fucked
I got a stomach ache
from all that crap I just ate
and I gotta exercise
otherwise my fat ass will get to wide

*BLAM BLAM*!

Dead · 08-04-2004, 10:32 PM

I was a big fan
Of movies by Van Damme
I had all his best
On tha VHS

I bought the better ones
Again on DVD
But all his new stuff
Is totally crappY

I have to shake my head
At what he has become
Because like I have said
He's now a lousy bum

I can't hate him too much
For his recent bad luck
Cuz just like Tong Po said
MYLEE GOOD FUCK!

Ugly · 08-05-2004, 12:27 AM

bitches on my tip
comics ripped to shit
gotta get it all in order
before i get a chance to cork her
fucking and sucking on my bed
I wonder if Ultimate MJ gives Peter head?
who am I kiddin I'm just wankin
ah well, its ok, its much easier to be spankin

*BLAM! BLAM!*

tsp gatmog · 08-05-2004, 12:30 AM

notorious
we r
we r
we r
notorious
we iz
we iz
notorious
who got tha mad skillz?
do got tha mad skillz
peeps b dizzin
yall be hizzin
beat boppas aint gon' missin
if yall aint got ta daste fo ma mad rhymes, yall gotsta be crimin it
we feelin
yall feelin it
we r
we r
no no no no notorious
we iz we iz we iz
no no no no notorious orious orious orious

Thoughtless · 08-05-2004, 01:30 AM

So just the other day
Whilst crunchin' on some Lays
I asked my partner in crime
why he be obsessed with Tay

Why just this particular Hanson?
Is it really worth the lack of romancin'?
'Never gonna happen, is that fine?'
I ask as I sip some more Coke with lime

He tells me to mind mah own beezwax
This conversation seems sourced from apart/jaxx
'Shit nigga, don't you got better things to inquire?'
'Yeah, like when you find out I just pierced yo' tires'

Why can't he just crush upon Martha Stewart?
Or the lush rub-a-dub scents of Ernie and Bert?
Maybe buy a night with his own sister for about 3 bucks
Do it til ya get lone blisters the size of a towing truck!

Word.

Liquid-J · 08-05-2004, 02:00 AM

i gots no skillz right now

word w-w-word up
y'all is awake
i was doin just fine
till i made a mistake

livin my life
we all gots to learn
ignight a fire from your past
and you gon' get a burn

coulda been worse though
considerin the skeez ho
so many honest facts
makes a bitch overreacts

but im glad that
i didn't say that
the girl had got fat
even though we all see that

Ensoul · 08-05-2004, 02:40 AM

Netphoria be right now
The ultimate Bore---ia!
Too many slores---ia!
Posting seems like a chore---ia!

hahaha. I'm so street smart.

Isle · 08-05-2004, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Liquid-J
i gots no skillz right now

word w-w-word up
y'all is awake
i was doin just fine
till i made a mistake

livin my life
we all gots to learn
ignight a fire from your past
and you gon' get a burn

coulda been worse though
considerin the skeez ho
so many honest facts
makes a bitch overreacts

but im glad that
i didn't say that
the girl had got fat
even though we all see that

don't worry man, this thread is for the amateurs

08-04-2004, 09:03 PM	#1
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	ITT: you drop a freestyle Feel free to battle, abuse, make fun of your fellow netphorian emcee's I'll get you started ... charles be in charge like a muthaf*ckin barge on the nile make u smile vertical style luv the flange but not ange right thurrr she like tha furrr Yeah so bring it on asscrackers!

08-04-2004, 09:09 PM	#4
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	Awwwww yeah! I'm gettin lyrical keepin it tight and grammical My punctuation is bordering on flammable A semicolon, apostrophe, a comma! A semicolon, apostrophe, a comma! Well a yo ho ho there's a hoe on the flo And by the end of my rhyme there's gonna be 10 more I got cooties y'all I got cooties y'all I got cooties from Rudy's big 'ol bootie y'all I got cooties y'all I got cooties y'all I got cooties from Rudy's big 'ol bootie y'all I'm walkin' down the street, just a'singin' a song, I said 'Oh my gosh, I think I'm WRONG!' It's gettin' hot! Whatcha got? I got a radar blip, an empty clip, post nasal drip, and kung fu grip! Ya oughta check it.. out my microchip! Somersault-backflip! Super Karate kick! Double back turn twist! __________________ Daddy, I want another pony.

08-04-2004, 09:03 PM	#2
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	That shit is so wack it ain't even worth battlin.

08-04-2004, 09:04 PM	#3
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	Oh, but actually, my friends and I were goofing off the other day and I came up with a pretty dope rhyme that had to do with Oasis (the band) and gay sex. If I remember it, I'll let you know.

08-04-2004, 10:05 PM	#6
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	I gotta organize my comics its such a big pile iz gonna be a bitch so many stacks of Ultimate Spider-Man this is when its gonna hit the muthafuckin fan i gotta do some laundry cuz its all over the floor I gots to clean up my stinky drawers i gotta find a movie to put in when I clean up because without anythin to entertian me I'm gonna be fucked I got a stomach ache from all that crap I just ate and I gotta exercise otherwise my fat ass will get to wide BLAM BLAM!

08-04-2004, 10:32 PM	#7
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I was a big fan Of movies by Van Damme I had all his best On tha VHS I bought the better ones Again on DVD But all his new stuff Is totally crappY I have to shake my head At what he has become Because like I have said He's now a lousy bum I can't hate him too much For his recent bad luck Cuz just like Tong Po said MYLEE GOOD FUCK!

08-05-2004, 12:27 AM	#8
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	bitches on my tip comics ripped to shit gotta get it all in order before i get a chance to cork her fucking and sucking on my bed I wonder if Ultimate MJ gives Peter head? who am I kiddin I'm just wankin ah well, its ok, its much easier to be spankin BLAM! BLAM!

08-05-2004, 12:30 AM	#9
tsp gatmog Ownz Location: lake worth, FL Posts: 846	notorious we r we r we r notorious we iz we iz notorious who got tha mad skillz? do got tha mad skillz peeps b dizzin yall be hizzin beat boppas aint gon' missin if yall aint got ta daste fo ma mad rhymes, yall gotsta be crimin it we feelin yall feelin it we r we r no no no no notorious we iz we iz we iz no no no no notorious orious orious orious

08-05-2004, 01:30 AM	#10
Thoughtless Minion of Satan Location: As far as far can be. Posts: 5,199	So just the other day Whilst crunchin' on some Lays I asked my partner in crime why he be obsessed with Tay Why just this particular Hanson? Is it really worth the lack of romancin'? 'Never gonna happen, is that fine?' I ask as I sip some more Coke with lime He tells me to mind mah own beezwax This conversation seems sourced from apart/jaxx 'Shit nigga, don't you got better things to inquire?' 'Yeah, like when you find out I just pierced yo' tires' Why can't he just crush upon Martha Stewart? Or the lush rub-a-dub scents of Ernie and Bert? Maybe buy a night with his own sister for about 3 bucks Do it til ya get lone blisters the size of a towing truck! Word.

08-05-2004, 02:00 AM	#11
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	i gots no skillz right now word w-w-word up y'all is awake i was doin just fine till i made a mistake livin my life we all gots to learn ignight a fire from your past and you gon' get a burn coulda been worse though considerin the skeez ho so many honest facts makes a bitch overreacts but im glad that i didn't say that the girl had got fat even though we all see that

08-05-2004, 02:40 AM	#12
Ensoul Apocalyptic Poster Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,245	Netphoria be right now The ultimate Bore---ia! Too many slores---ia! Posting seems like a chore---ia! hahaha. I'm so street smart.