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Old 08-05-2004, 12:55 AM   #1
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Talking Chyna sex tape

here's something to look forward to leaking soon


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Chyna's announcement of a sex tape on the Howard Stern show has been complemented with mainstream publicity in the National Enquirer tabloid.

"It's a pretty hot tape," a source tells The ENQUIRER. "It was shot in an L.A.-area apartment where Joanie and Sean lived earlier this year.

The latest issue of the tabloid claims that a promoter, who has gotten hold of the tape, has been shopping for a distributor in Hollywood. The tape features Joanie "Chyna" Laurer having sex with Sean "X-Pac" Waltman, another former WWE wrestler who is expected to return to the business after he completes rehab.

"They go through different sexual positions on her big bed. Occasionally, she's decked out in a tight black vinyl outfit with a flowing cape -- kinda like something 'Chyna' would wear in the wrestling ring!"

"There's even a segment where she puts on some leather gear and twirls swords that look straight out of 'Xena: Warrior Princess'!"

National Enquirer's correspondent also reported that the two joked about how the tape could only help their respective careers at this point.

In the article, the Laurer-Waltman relationship is also addressed. The tabloid remarks how the couple most recently split after a fight in a California hotel.

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Old 08-05-2004, 12:58 AM   #2
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"There's even a segment where she puts on some leather gear and twirls swords that look straight out of 'Xena: Warrior Princess'!"

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:03 AM   #3
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:14 AM   #4
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I would like one of Xena and Gabrielle.
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:16 AM   #5
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It would start out with something like this...

http://www.mirrorblue.com/annex/ybancient/xg1.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:32 AM   #6
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It would start out with something like this...

http://www.mirrorblue.com/annex/ybancient/xg1.jpg
Then add in the chick that plays Aphrodite!

http://www.celebtna.com/Alexandra_Ty...ra_Tydings.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:35 AM   #7
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They were totally doing it, I found tons of pics of them kissing and stuff.

http://www.madmarty.net/xena%20pics/xena_gab_106.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:36 AM   #8
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http://www.keila.edu.ee/~edith/xena/xenajagabrielle.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:37 AM   #9
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Then add in the chick that plays Aphrodite!
You forgot

http://webhome.idirect.com/~spitfire1/callisto.jpg

 
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Old 08-05-2004, 01:39 AM   #10
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Then add in the chick that plays Aphrodite!
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Now you're talking.

 
Old 08-05-2004, 01:42 AM   #11
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Then there would be more making out scenes.

http://www.xenaandgabrielle.com/xenagabkiss1.jpg

 
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