Teresa Heinz-Kerry isn't familiar with the menu at Wendy's?

[Nimrod's Son]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...l_pr/democrats

Kerry's caravan of 10 buses and at least 11 other support vehicles rolled through Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York and Pennsylvania Friday. He didn't stop in safely Democratic Connecticut, but pulled over at Wendy's, a fast food restaurant, in New York's GOP-leaning Hudson Valley for an anniversary tradition.


John and Elizabeth Edwards ate at a Wendy's on their wedding night 27 years ago when they were recent law school grads too broke for a fancy meal. Although they have become millionaires several times over, they say they observe the tradition each year.


"I have to admit that Wendy's with an entire presidential campaign press corps is a little different than the first time we went there," Elizabeth Edwards said.


The Edwards had hearty meals of burgers and fries and shared a chocolate Frosty. Teresa Heinz Kerry, apparently unfamiliar with the Wendy's menu, pointed at a picture of chili and asked the cashier what it was before ordering a bowl. Her husband had the same, along with a Frosty.

[sppunk]

Shit, she owns all the ketchup in the world. She just eats that every day for dinner.

[aspecialkid]

im sure the guy at the pickup window realized she was just another troll.

[neopryn]

Those high-society types. Lemme tell ya.

I feel bad for her. How can you go a lifetime without fast food?

[bornentertainer]

I thought chili was a fairly recognizable food.

[sppunk]

Originally posted by bornentertainer
I thought chili was a fairly recognizable food.

I've never eaten it.

[bornentertainer]

Originally posted by sppunk


I've never eaten it.

But I assume you know what it is.

Isn't the word "CHILI" written on the side of the cup anyway?

[hereisnowhy]

With all this Atkins shit I'm unfamiliar with fast food menus too.

[homechicago]

1992

When President Bush expressed amazement last week at a supermarket's electronic checkout scanner, he was ribbed for being so out of touch with American life. Commentators went on to remark that high government officials as a group, with their chauffeured lives, are cushioned from reality.

2004

Teresa and fast food. I don't eat fast food, it makes you obese, tastes like crap, and has no nutritional value. If she hasn't stopped in a Wendy's, how is that sensational news? I've seen my friend eat it, and it looks like diarrhea. Maybe her dead Republican husband shouldn't have been so wealthy, and this story wouldn't be so "damning"!

do you dislike AAAAAnold as much as Teresa?

[DeviousJ]

Thank god this politically-charged topic has been moved to the correct forum

[tsp gatmog]

Well, it is on the dollar menu. And its also a fairly new Wendy's item. She es t3h joe public.

My wife isn't a billionaire Ketchup heiress and is totally unfamiliar with any fast food menu.

This article really makes me want to vote for Bush.

[skippy]

I just want to say that I love Heinz Ketchup. Whenever i go somewhere and they have some other brand (which rarely happens), I get pissed off because none of the others taste right to me. There's just nothing in the world like plate full of hot, golden french fries and a big bottle of Heinz.

Therefore, I will be voting for Heinz-Kerry.

[mewl]

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...l_pr/democrats

Kerry's caravan of 10 buses and at least 11 other support vehicles rolled through Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York and Pennsylvania Friday. He didn't stop in safely Democratic Connecticut, but pulled over at Wendy's, a fast food restaurant, in New York's GOP-leaning Hudson Valley for an anniversary tradition.


John and Elizabeth Edwards ate at a Wendy's on their wedding night 27 years ago when they were recent law school grads too broke for a fancy meal. Although they have become millionaires several times over, they say they observe the tradition each year.


"I have to admit that Wendy's with an entire presidential campaign press corps is a little different than the first time we went there," Elizabeth Edwards said.


The Edwards had hearty meals of burgers and fries and shared a chocolate Frosty. Teresa Heinz Kerry, apparently unfamiliar with the Wendy's menu, pointed at a picture of chili and asked the cashier what it was before ordering a bowl. Her husband had the same, along with a Frosty.

i like that story

[tsp gatmog]

Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
I just want to say that I love Heinz Ketchup. Whenever i go somewhere and they have some other brand (which rarely happens), I get pissed off because none of the others taste right to me. There's just nothing in the world like plate full of hot, golden french fries and a big bottle of Heinz.

Therefore, I will be voting for Heinz-Kerry.

Well duh, after you get presidents' wives condomentry, what else is there to go by?

[DeviousJ]

Condom entry?

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by tsp gatmog
And its also a fairly new Wendy's item.

What? You think chili is something new at Wendy's?

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
What? You think chili is something new at Wendy's?

What? You think this story actually matters?

[bornentertainer]

Originally posted by Jason Smith


What? You think this story actually matters?

Apparently someone did; they reported on it.

Originally posted by DeviousJ
Thank god this politically-charged topic has been moved to the correct forum

Yeah really. I'm moving it back.

Originally posted by bornentertainer


Apparently someone did; they reported on it.

Just because it's been reported on doesn't mean it's important, dipshit.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros



Just because it's been reported on doesn't mean it's important, dipshit.

It's a funny story and directly relates to the election. I never claimed it was "important."

There's no reason for you to move it except to once again prove that you're on a power trip.

[bornentertainer]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros



Just because it's been reported on doesn't mean it's important, dipshit.

Wait a second, I must've missed the part when I said it was important too.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by bornentertainer


Wait a second, I must've missed the part when I said it was important too.

Ignore him. He's drunk on gin and power.

[obscured01]

She annoys the holy living fuck out of me.

[Sepiae]

Originally posted by hereisnowhy
With all this Atkins shit I'm unfamiliar with fast food menus too.

That tuscan beef thing Wendy's is rolling out makes me very uncomfortable.

[Subsequent Zero]

Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
I just want to say that I love Heinz Ketchup.

Nah. Hunt's is better. Heinz is too vinegary.

[Junebug]

Originally posted by Mark LeDrew
I just want to say that I love Heinz Ketchup. Whenever i go somewhere and they have some other brand (which rarely happens), I get pissed off because none of the others taste right to me. There's just nothing in the world like plate full of hot, golden french fries and a big bottle of Heinz.

Therefore, I will be voting for Heinz-Kerry.

what about the Whataburger ketchup? that is some tasty stuff dude. I don't know what specific brand it is though. The vinegar-yness is what makes it so good.

[tsp gatmog]

I sometimes thinks that lady makes her suits entirely out of ketchup.

[skippy]

Originally posted by Subsequent Zero


Nah. Hunt's is better. Heinz is too vinegary.

GROSS. Hunt's is so nasty it's not even funny. It has this sickly sweet taste that makes me want to ralph.