Spin Off: Weirdest Thing That happen to you last week

Monte · 08-02-2004, 04:54 PM

I was trying to figure a way I could bring up this weird story and not seem so self promoting

Anyways I went to a dance with Jennifer & her sister in Santa Cruz.
I only go to hummor Jennifer, I don't like church dances at all. I have this thing with meeting new people my age or being around a lot of people my age.
So I zone myself out and just la de da de da, dance my way threw the dance. So a slow song came on (a really crappy one). So I went to the stage sat down and zoned out. I watched the reflection of the disco ball on the gym floor to keep my mind off of even existing at this dance. Then this girl comes up in the middle of the song and asks me to dance.
She isn't bad looking, but she is wearing a ty-dye tee shirt. In the middle of us dancing together her friend comes by to get keys from her (her friend was cute). And after that she tells me how cool her friend is, and how she has been hanging out with her. She then told me she doesn't drive, and then the song ends. And by this time I forgot her name so I just said "nice to of met you"
The dance goes on, and this girl starts dancing w/ Jennifer sister all snake like and telling her how she was born with rythem...
The next slow song comes and I go to sit down because it is another horrible song. And this girl ask me to dance again right away! So I was like sure, now we can have a full dance. She try to bear hug dance with me and i was like, nope. While holding my hand in the normal spots, she then changed to dance how i prefered
I asked her how her day was, and she said "its been bad. I am having one of those days that a girl has once a month."
"Oh, I had 5 sisters so their seem to be one girl in the house having a bad week each week!" She kind of laughed then said "well i am irregular, i have my period once every 4 or 5 months and it comes HARD! I bleed 5 times worst."
At this time I was like 'oh, that can't be cool!' as i thought to myself. their are stranger people out there then me..
She then starts to sing the song (that i didn't like) very loud. I was thinking I am glad u can not drive!

I knew she liked me because she kept lookin at me during the dance, and "bump" into me several times. but gzz why do you go out and tell me that when I just met you.

Toby · 08-02-2004, 04:56 PM

I got hit on repeatedly by a 17 y/o

Liquid-J · 08-02-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Monte

and this girl starts dancing w/ Jennifer sister all snake like and telling her how she was born with rythem...

KrazeeStacee · 08-02-2004, 04:57 PM

My car broke down on the middle of an expressway.

Liquid-J · 08-02-2004, 04:57 PM

my knee started spurting blood when i was doing squats with like 400 lbs.

yo soy el mejor · 08-02-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J

i copied that exact part. because it was so damn funny.

SEE: The dance goes on, and this girl starts dancing w/ Jennifer sister all snake like and telling her how she was born with rythem.

Monte · 08-02-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J

my reaction exactly when Jennifer sis told me

Nothing/everything · 08-02-2004, 04:58 PM

i was watching "monkey business" on animal channel when i suddenly felt the urge to take a crap. I walked downstairs, took a crap. Washed hands. I suddenly felt like having a piece of watermelon, so i took a plate from the cupboard, took a knife from the drawer. Opened the fridge. In the fridge was, next to the usual stuff in an average fridge, my discman. I still can't remember putting it there.

Toby · 08-02-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
my knee started spurting blood when i was doing squats with like 400 lbs.

thats ermtastic

Tchocky · 08-02-2004, 04:59 PM

I was leaving the bank and this fairly voluptuous white woman walks out right after me. A black guy who looked like Carmelo Anthony was standing outside the bank and he said (more like he mushed out) "Anybody ever tell you y'got a body like J-Lo?"

The lady just kept on walking without a response of any kind. I thought to myself, "No game!"

KrazeeStacee · 08-02-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by Monte
She try to bear hug dance with me and i was like, nope.

wtF?

The Light · 08-02-2004, 05:07 PM

The weirdest thing that happened last week was probably a guy grabbing my ladder and peeping through my window when I was sitting on my computer. I don't consider it normal for someone to take my ladder, watch me through my window and then run when I call the cops.

KrazeeStacee · 08-02-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by The Light
then run when I call the cops.

Well that part's normal. Be glad for that.

The Light · 08-02-2004, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

Well that part's normal. Be glad for that.

LOL, true. It was fucking sick though. Especially since I get the feeling I am being watched all the time and other creepy things have taken place lately. :erm

08-02-2004, 05:14 PM

Where are the typos?
The rambling?

smashingjj · 08-02-2004, 05:19 PM

hm, not much weird things happened.

I downloaded the Google Toolbar and I was quickly reading skimming the instructions / standard things that are shown while installing. At one point, it said, "it's highly recommended to close all other windows while installing. Perhaps you would like some soothing music in the background."

WTF!

ammy · 08-02-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by smashingjj
hm, not much weird things happened.

I downloaded the Google Toolbar and I was quickly reading skimming the instructions / standard things that are shown while installing. At one point, it said, "it's highly recommended to close all other windows while installing. Perhaps you would like some soothing music in the background."

WTF!

<3 google.

hate that damn toolbar.

smashingjj · 08-02-2004, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by ammy

<3 google.

hate that damn toolbar.

Why? It seems to be working fine and you're the first one that I hear complaining.

ammy · 08-02-2004, 05:24 PM

the popup blocker pissed me off. so i uninstalled it and started using mozilla!

smashingjj · 08-02-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by ammy
the popup blocker pissed me off. so i uninstalled it and started using mozilla!

that's why I downloaded it!

and 'cause my computer is too old for mozilla

Monte · 08-02-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by ammy
the popup blocker pissed me off. so i uninstalled it and started using mozilla!

why would it make you made, would you have expected pop ups and it would block it

KrazeeStacee · 08-02-2004, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by The Light
LOL, true. It was fucking sick though. Especially since I get the feeling I am being watched all the time and other creepy things have taken place lately. :erm

Yeah, I don't like to talk about it much because people are all :erm...but yeah i get the feeling I'm being watched. I hate it sometimes, especially in public.

That would definitely freak me out, I've had a few instances where I would house sit for my parents and it would get so fucking creepy...there's been numerous times I've gone outside holding a huge butcher knife, ready to kill on sight. Someday it's just going to be a poor bum pissing in my alley.

christian zombie vampires · 08-02-2004, 05:33 PM

other than the fact that i have no bruises, injuries or anal discomfort i have no idea what ended happening last night and how i got home.

KrazeeStacee · 08-02-2004, 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by smashingjj
Why? It seems to be working fine and you're the first one that I hear complaining.

I hate it too. I got Mozilla. At work, at home, and on another agent's computer. Works great.

The popup blocker eventually stopped blocking popups and it was like I hadn't even installed the stupid thing.

08-02-2004, 04:54 PM	#1
Monte Ownz Location: Hayward Posts: 747	Spin Off: Weirdest Thing That happen to you last week I was trying to figure a way I could bring up this weird story and not seem so self promoting Anyways I went to a dance with Jennifer & her sister in Santa Cruz. I only go to hummor Jennifer, I don't like church dances at all. I have this thing with meeting new people my age or being around a lot of people my age. So I zone myself out and just la de da de da, dance my way threw the dance. So a slow song came on (a really crappy one). So I went to the stage sat down and zoned out. I watched the reflection of the disco ball on the gym floor to keep my mind off of even existing at this dance. Then this girl comes up in the middle of the song and asks me to dance. She isn't bad looking, but she is wearing a ty-dye tee shirt. In the middle of us dancing together her friend comes by to get keys from her (her friend was cute). And after that she tells me how cool her friend is, and how she has been hanging out with her. She then told me she doesn't drive, and then the song ends. And by this time I forgot her name so I just said "nice to of met you" The dance goes on, and this girl starts dancing w/ Jennifer sister all snake like and telling her how she was born with rythem... The next slow song comes and I go to sit down because it is another horrible song. And this girl ask me to dance again right away! So I was like sure, now we can have a full dance. She try to bear hug dance with me and i was like, nope. While holding my hand in the normal spots, she then changed to dance how i prefered I asked her how her day was, and she said "its been bad. I am having one of those days that a girl has once a month." "Oh, I had 5 sisters so their seem to be one girl in the house having a bad week each week!" She kind of laughed then said "well i am irregular, i have my period once every 4 or 5 months and it comes HARD! I bleed 5 times worst." At this time I was like 'oh, that can't be cool!' as i thought to myself. their are stranger people out there then me.. She then starts to sing the song (that i didn't like) very loud. I was thinking I am glad u can not drive! I knew she liked me because she kept lookin at me during the dance, and "bump" into me several times. but gzz why do you go out and tell me that when I just met you.

08-02-2004, 04:57 PM	#4
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	My car broke down on the middle of an expressway.

08-02-2004, 04:57 PM	#5
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	my knee started spurting blood when i was doing squats with like 400 lbs.

08-02-2004, 04:58 PM	#8
Nothing/everything Minion of Satan Location: Groningen; Netherlands Posts: 8,000	i was watching "monkey business" on animal channel when i suddenly felt the urge to take a crap. I walked downstairs, took a crap. Washed hands. I suddenly felt like having a piece of watermelon, so i took a plate from the cupboard, took a knife from the drawer. Opened the fridge. In the fridge was, next to the usual stuff in an average fridge, my discman. I still can't remember putting it there.

08-02-2004, 05:07 PM	#12
The Light Apocalyptic Poster Location: turn my headphones up man turn them shits up!!! Posts: 3,892	The weirdest thing that happened last week was probably a guy grabbing my ladder and peeping through my window when I was sitting on my computer. I don't consider it normal for someone to take my ladder, watch me through my window and then run when I call the cops.

08-02-2004, 05:14 PM	#15
Lizard Queen Posts: n/a	Where are the typos? The rambling?

08-02-2004, 05:19 PM	#16
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	hm, not much weird things happened. I downloaded the Google Toolbar and I was quickly reading skimming the instructions / standard things that are shown while installing. At one point, it said, "it's highly recommended to close all other windows while installing. Perhaps you would like some soothing music in the background." WTF!

08-02-2004, 05:24 PM	#19
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	the popup blocker pissed me off. so i uninstalled it and started using mozilla!

08-02-2004, 05:33 PM	#23
christian zombie vampires Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,565	other than the fact that i have no bruises, injuries or anal discomfort i have no idea what ended happening last night and how i got home.