Netphorian Confessional: I am the non-pedophile priest, you are the god-fearing

Smiley33 · 12-07-2002, 06:35 PM

Catholic.

So. Tell me your sins as I eat my chocolate bar. Then I will give you your penance or whatever.

miss world · 12-07-2002, 06:39 PM

i keep making stupid troll-like posts. i don't want to, but i can't seem to stop, no matter how hard i try. this is sin.

Smiley33 · 12-07-2002, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by miss world
i keep making stupid troll-like posts. i don't want to, but i can't seem to stop, no matter how hard i try. this is sin.

your penance: hug a homeless person, and give a dollar to those weiners who ding the bell outside of grocery stores. also, welcome to purgatory. don't pick your boogers. ryan patrick picks his boogers, did you nkow that? okay.

miss world · 12-07-2002, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33

your penance: hug a homeless person, and give a dollar to those weiners who ding the bell outside of grocery stores. also, welcome to purgatory. don't pick your boogers. ryan patrick picks his boogers, did you nkow that? okay.

we don't have homeless people here.

Smiley33 · 12-07-2002, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by miss world

we don't have homeless people here.

how dare you talk back to a messenger of God.

miss world · 12-07-2002, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33

how dare you talk back to a messenger of God.

i don't know, but it doesn't change the fact that my town doesn't have homeless people. the closest is the guy who wanders around town in a jean jacket the whole year mumbling to himself, but i think he has a house.

Smiley33 · 12-07-2002, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by miss world

i don't know, but it doesn't change the fact that my town doesn't have homeless people. the closest is the guy who wanders around town in a jean jacket the whole year mumbling to himself, but i think he has a house.

hail mary full of grace the lord is with thee. blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is thy fruit of thy womb. holy mary mother of god, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death. amen.

Samsa · 12-07-2002, 07:05 PM

i am wishing death upon my roommates because it is 5 pm and i have a final on monday.

i am guilty of the sin of procrastinating

of sleeping too late

of giving people passive-aggressive resentful looks

of hurtring julio's feelings over and over again just because i was in a bad mood.

12-07-2002, 08:03 PM

Alright! Alright! I killed him!! I hit him over the head and I cut up the body! I tried to burn it, but it wouldn't burn! Oh, the smell of it! I put the legs in garbage bags and hid the torso under the bridge! I HAD TO DO IT! *sobs sobs* Oh god!!

Smiley33 · 12-07-2002, 08:51 PM

Both of you do one whole rosary and then breakdance on the highway. that is all.

Orchestra · 12-07-2002, 08:54 PM

i've eatten take- 1-2 times every day for the past 3 weeks
thats a sin right?

beef curtains · 12-07-2002, 10:05 PM

i took a dump in the holy water

12-07-2002, 06:35 PM	#1
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	Netphorian Confessional: I am the non-pedophile priest, you are the god-fearing Catholic. So. Tell me your sins as I eat my chocolate bar. Then I will give you your penance or whatever.

12-07-2002, 06:39 PM	#2
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	uh.. i keep making stupid troll-like posts. i don't want to, but i can't seem to stop, no matter how hard i try. this is sin.

12-07-2002, 07:05 PM	#8
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i am wishing death upon my roommates because it is 5 pm and i have a final on monday. i am guilty of the sin of procrastinating of sleeping too late of giving people passive-aggressive resentful looks of hurtring julio's feelings over and over again just because i was in a bad mood.

12-07-2002, 08:03 PM	#9
Ugly Posts: n/a	Alright! Alright! I killed him!! I hit him over the head and I cut up the body! I tried to burn it, but it wouldn't burn! Oh, the smell of it! I put the legs in garbage bags and hid the torso under the bridge! I HAD TO DO IT! sobs sobs Oh god!!

12-07-2002, 08:51 PM	#10
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	Both of you do one whole rosary and then breakdance on the highway. that is all.

12-07-2002, 08:54 PM	#11
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	i've eatten take- 1-2 times every day for the past 3 weeks thats a sin right?

12-07-2002, 10:05 PM	#12
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	i took a dump in the holy water