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Old 12-06-2002, 08:50 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Shaving rant..

..I fucking hate it..I hate having to wake up and feel nasty little stubble thingies on my chin..what I hate even more is how I have to shave every other third or fourth day..I hate it so goddamn much that I'm thinking about taking estrogen and/or injecting concentrated estrogen thingies into my face to slow down the growth of hair on my face..*exhales*..Ok I'm done..*leaves*..

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:52 PM   #2
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I shave my legs. I'm a big girl.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:53 PM   #3
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If you don't like it so much, grow a beard. It saves a lot of shaving time and shows you have a pair of balls.
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Old 12-06-2002, 08:56 PM   #4
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Yeah it sucks to be 14.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:01 PM   #5
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Bitch.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:07 PM   #6
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I shaved my bikini line today.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:10 PM   #7
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I shaved my bikini line today.
I bet it's like a forest down there.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:24 PM   #8
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Yeah it sucks to be 14.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:28 PM   #9
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I bet it's like a forest down there.
A controlled forest. I feel bad about promoting deforestation, but it has to be done!

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:29 PM   #10
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Hmm...I'd say somewhere between a football field and a golf course.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:34 PM   #11
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I bet it's like a forest down there.
She's Asian not Bulgarian.

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 09:34 PM   #12
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Hmm...I'd say somewhere between a football field and a golf course.
Is your hair green also like your stars?

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 10:01 PM   #13
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Is your hair green also like your stars?
Of course. Gotta have that Netphorian spirit!

 
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Old 12-06-2002, 11:05 PM   #14
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you dont like having to shave every three of four days? wow, wait til puberty kicks in, you'll want to kill yourself
..Um..I'm 17..and the reason I shave ever three of four days is because I'm too lazy to shave everyday..

 
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