i was just thinking it would be really fun to fuck an Octopus Jar.

[Judas Chongo]

for some reason the thought of sticking my cock into a jar full of Octopus sounds good right now.

[mewl]

sounds like risky business to me, kinejo.

[Judas Chongo]

i would like to bust a load into the jar. cream the Octopus and seal the jar back up after each thrashing.

[wondercunt]

a jar full of many little octupi or a jar with one huge one squished in? either way, you make me uncomfortable.

just think of all those suckers lightly wrapping around your wang and tugging and constricting ever so slightly. think of how soft and wet they would be as you thrusted deeper and deeper into the jar. think of how you'd imagine the octopus moaning 'mmm moremmmm' in a gargly, bubbly, yet strangly erotic voice.

oh yes muwhahaa quite lovely.

[Judas Chongo]

risky nothing.
thats some tight Octopus.
small or large. those things are soft and right now its sounding better than a date with any of netphorias ladies.

[Judas Chongo]

well now that you mention it. those tugging tentacles do sound hot.

i gotta say.

i wish my girl had an Octopus between her legs! thats a party in your pants!

[Varien]

Originally posted by trykristin
just think of all those suckers lightly wrapping around your wang and tugging and constricting ever so slightly. think of how soft and wet they would be as you thrusted deeper and deeper into the jar. think of how you'd imagine the octopus moaning 'mmm moremmmm' in a gargly, bubbly, yet strangly erotic voice.

oh yes muwhahaa quite lovely.

you kiss your mother with that mouth? OH!

Originally posted by Varien


you kiss your mother with that mouth? OH!

we don't kiss in my family. we hug. no, i do not hug my mother with that mouth.

[Octopus Jar]

yeah...it did feel pretty good

[Varien]

Originally posted by trykristin


we don't kiss in my family. we hug. no, i do not hug my mother with that mouth.

And google delivers...i guess?
http://www.hearnefineart.com/assets/images/hug.jpg

[Judas Chongo]

think how nice a blowjob would be if there was an Octopus in the mouth.

Originally posted by Varien


And google delivers...i guess?
http://www.hearnefineart.com/assets/images/hug.jpg

so now i'm black and my mother is a man!??@!

[Judas Chongo]

Originally posted by trykristin so now i'm black and my mother is a man!??@! [/b]

if you arent going to talk more hot Octopus porn chat then leave the thread alone.
thanks,
My Cock

[Varien]

Originally posted by trykristin


so now i'm black and my mother is a man!??@!

HOLY SHIT ITZ TROO!!

Quick let's tap into this whimsical foreseeing power once more!!
What other things do you and your black mother do!?

Originally posted by Varien


HOLY SHIT ITZ TROO!!

Quick let's tap into this whimsical foreseeing power once more!!
What other things do you and your black mother do!?

cook chicken!@

[Octopus Jar]

there's this track on this frank zappa album that i have

where he's talking to some press man about fucking octopi in some hotel somewhere

i think it's called mudshark or something

i cant remember

its pretty straight though

[Judas Chongo]

frank zappa would fuck an Octopus Jar.
hell, he died of butt cancer so...

[Varien]

Whenever she cooks chicken she turns back to white! or something!

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/dhaus/...3_8_ophira.jpg

[Judas Chongo]

Originally posted by Varien
Whenever she cooks chicken she turns back to white! or something!

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/dhaus/...3_8_ophira.jpg

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

i hope you are proud of yourself...you made my wang go soft.

[Judas Chongo]

the perfect datehttp://www.pmel.noaa.gov/vents/nemo/...opus-lores.jpg

http://www.usm.edu/pr/large/octopus%20babies_beaker.jpg
" If This Jar Was FULL Of Octopus I Would Take It Home And Fuck It All Night."

Originally posted by Varien
Whenever she cooks chicken she turns back to white! or something!

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/dhaus/...3_8_ophira.jpg

IT'S THE FLOUR IN THE BREADING!??!#!@

[Judas Chongo]

that lady is so much uglier than a fin Octopus.
plus Octopus cant talk...so

[Judas Chongo]

a whole day later and this is still sounding like a great idea

[spring]

Originally posted by wondercunt
a jar full of many little octupi or a jar with one huge one squished in? either way, you make me uncomfortable.

you should come back in a couple of years, kid. this board IS rated R, yuo needz 2 grow up.


edit: hey kenny, this thread is pretty hot.

[Judas Chongo]

Originally posted by spring

this thread is pretty hot.

i thought so too.