When did you first hear the word "FUCK"?

sickbadthing · 12-05-2002, 12:19 AM

I can't recall actually. It must have been in elementary school where I heard every other damn swear word for the first time but I can't remember who I actually heard it from. Some boobs were once crudely drawn on the school wall and my friend said "hey those are some nice jugs" and at the time I had no idea what he meant by that, but as for fuck, I can't remember the first time I heard the word.

Hell, maybe it was my parents who said it.

Eulogy · 12-05-2002, 12:20 AM

My mother. When she was all pissed off, and then I spilled milk all over the place...she was just in an awful mood and that shoved her over the edge.

I was maybe 4. I had no idea what the hell she meant by it.

And it's really odd that I remember that.

Sepiae · 12-05-2002, 12:22 AM

I don't know about fuck, but shit was pretty funny.

I was four or five and the word just popped into my head. I must have heard it and forgot in what manner, so I asked my mom if shit was a bad word, and she said yes. But I kept saying "shit" because it sounded funny, and my parents would scold me. My reason was : "I was just trying to say 'Cherry 7-Up!'"

I got my mouth washed out with soap.

Mayfuck · 12-05-2002, 12:23 AM

Netphoria.

bonsor · 12-05-2002, 12:24 AM

It was Christmas day when I was like 2, and Uncle Spendlove shouted a string of obscenities, of which 'fuck' was the least shocking to me, when he opened a present from my mom.

I believe it was something along the lines of 'You stupid fucking cunt. I already fucking have this. Eat a bag of hell.'

Kalsedony · 12-05-2002, 12:26 AM

Either while watching a movie my older brother put on for me (half-brother eleven years older than me--exposure to MTV/music/movies pretty much from the start) or while my older brother's crazy drug addict friends were hanging out in our apartment.

Or, more likely, one of the words my mom frequently said to me or my brother, while slapping the shit out of us.

Lie · 12-05-2002, 03:18 AM

I remember seeing it written on the sidewalk when I was in first grade.

12-05-2002, 03:23 AM

The first time my mother saw me she said "Oh fuck. Are you sure this is mine?"

hereisnowhy · 12-05-2002, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
The first time my mother saw me she said "Oh fuck. Are you sure this is mine?"

I was going to say the same thing but I quietly left the room.

ZERO · 12-05-2002, 03:34 AM

haha this is funny. i kinda said it myself. i was thinking of what rhymes with puck.. i was like "duck, truck, fuck. mom what does fuck mean?"

severin · 12-05-2002, 04:03 AM

i heard the german equivalent for the first time with about 6 years. and my first use in front of my parents a few days later got me in quite some trouble. we were on a big parking lot and a couple was kissing each other and i was like "hey, they look like if they would fuck". my mother and father turned around with an unbelieving look in their eyes. and that asshole of a friend that was with us, and who actually explained to me what it sort of meant was giggling like a fool

Enzed · 12-05-2002, 04:07 AM

Hey Severin - Next June should I go to Saltzburg or Vienna?

Anyhoo - Fuck, eh? Probably primary school, though it was an awfully long time ago.

Mason R Butler · 12-05-2002, 04:36 AM

I got tricked into saying it by a friend's older brother. He told me he'd give me some toy (don't remember what) if I went up and said it to his parents. They told me it was a bad word and that I shouldn't say it. I still got the toy and didn't get in trouble. I won.

severin · 12-05-2002, 04:37 AM

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Originally posted by Enzed
Hey Severin - Next June should I go to Saltzburg or Vienna?

Anyhoo - Fuck, eh? Probably primary school, though it was an awfully long time ago.

do both, it's only a 3 hour train ride. but if you would really have to choose: go vienna, it's a lot bigger, has at least the same amount or even more of classical sights, you can go on the giant ferris wheel and of course, meet me for a few drinks. but i think it really depends on what you want to do while here, and how long you stay

twice · 12-05-2002, 12:47 PM

FUCK IF I KNOW.

i once caught my father saying "fudge". it was so cute and lame at the same time. one of those.."oh papa...silly father...*pinches cheeks*...

mirrar · 12-05-2002, 12:51 PM

probably first or second grade..

rkjr · 12-05-2002, 01:08 PM

I don't know. But the first time I actually could recognize it was in third grade when a kid got in trouble for flipping another kid off. I didn't even know what the middle finger was, so I asked my friend and he whispered "it means fuck you." So I went home and asked my mother what was so bad about fuck.

Shattered · 12-05-2002, 03:02 PM

I can't remember when I first heard the word..I might have heard my older cousins saying it when I was still in the first grade..but I'm not sure..

Smiley33 · 12-05-2002, 03:11 PM

aww, even Netphorians were once innocent <3 <3

william that is the cutest thing ever!

I learned in elementary school, but I didn't ask my parents what it meant. I think I saw it written in the girl's bathroom, and my best friend and I would run around during recess and say every swear word we could think of. Which probably wasn't half of what I know now, but it was still a big deal.

What this thread really reminds me of is middle school. I was in 6th grade, and my friend found a really nasty, graphic letter some big bad 8th grade gangsta ho wrote. It was like a rap-style poem about having sex. All I remember is the line "hoping it's at least 6 inches long" :erm We'd never heard shit like that, so we were both scared and amazed. She somehow conned me into bringing it home, and later my aunt was going through my backpack for some reason and pulled it out

They took me aside and gave me a "talk" and I know me having something like that scared the shit out of them. I mean, they know I didn't write it, but they thought one of my friends did. Stupid 8th grade gangsta hos!

THRILLHO · 12-06-2002, 01:31 AM

i remember it vividly. i was 5 or 6. there's a beach in town with big cartoony sculptures in the sand that kids play around, and i was at it. you could go inside the head of the octopus sculpture, and it was like this hollow 3-foot tall dome. inside, 'FUCK' was spraypainted in red. i remember seeing the menacing four letters and thinking 'fuck. ... fuck. that sounds.... bad.'

a few days later i blurted it out for no reason while talking to a classmate (grade 1) and got sent to the principal's office.

i still drop by the octopus head every few years. one day i'm gonna spraypaint FUCK into it myself.

severin · 12-06-2002, 06:10 AM

hey enzed, have you already decided where to go?

Best Looking Boy · 12-06-2002, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
It was Christmas day when I was like 2, and Uncle Spendlove shouted a string of obscenities, of which 'fuck' was the least shocking to me, when he opened a present from my mom.

I believe it was something along the lines of 'You stupid fucking cunt. I already fucking have this. Eat a bag of hell.'

What a vivid memory. There's no way you made that up.

Samsa · 12-06-2002, 01:54 PM

this thread

meow · 12-06-2002, 03:16 PM

from this guy

http://index.hu/cikkepek/franko/kepek/fuck.jpg

http://www.gocontinental.com/photos/markay_b.jpg

Smiley33 · 12-06-2002, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow

http://www.gocontinental.com/photos/markay_b.jpg

god that would make my dick shrivel up and cry

12-05-2002, 12:19 AM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	When did you first hear the word "FUCK"? I can't recall actually. It must have been in elementary school where I heard every other damn swear word for the first time but I can't remember who I actually heard it from. Some boobs were once crudely drawn on the school wall and my friend said "hey those are some nice jugs" and at the time I had no idea what he meant by that, but as for fuck, I can't remember the first time I heard the word. Hell, maybe it was my parents who said it. __________________

12-05-2002, 04:03 AM	#11
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	i heard the german equivalent for the first time with about 6 years. and my first use in front of my parents a few days later got me in quite some trouble. we were on a big parking lot and a couple was kissing each other and i was like "hey, they look like if they would fuck". my mother and father turned around with an unbelieving look in their eyes. and that asshole of a friend that was with us, and who actually explained to me what it sort of meant was giggling like a fool __________________ i once told a To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. that nothing really ends

12-05-2002, 04:07 AM	#12
Enzed Apocalyptic Poster Location: Next door Posts: 2,540	Hey Severin - Next June should I go to Saltzburg or Vienna? Anyhoo - Fuck, eh? Probably primary school, though it was an awfully long time ago. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-05-2002, 04:36 AM	#13
Mason R Butler walks among us Location: MNUSA Posts: 7,768	I got tricked into saying it by a friend's older brother. He told me he'd give me some toy (don't remember what) if I went up and said it to his parents. They told me it was a bad word and that I shouldn't say it. I still got the toy and didn't get in trouble. I won. __________________ C30xC60xC90xGO: is netphoria fixed yet? Ventolinn signed off at 11:21:50 PM.

12-06-2002, 06:10 AM	#21
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	hey enzed, have you already decided where to go? __________________ i once told a To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. that nothing really ends

12-05-2002, 12:20 AM	#2
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	My mother. When she was all pissed off, and then I spilled milk all over the place...she was just in an awful mood and that shoved her over the edge. I was maybe 4. I had no idea what the hell she meant by it. And it's really odd that I remember that.

12-05-2002, 12:22 AM	#3
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	I don't know about fuck, but shit was pretty funny. I was four or five and the word just popped into my head. I must have heard it and forgot in what manner, so I asked my mom if shit was a bad word, and she said yes. But I kept saying "shit" because it sounded funny, and my parents would scold me. My reason was : "I was just trying to say 'Cherry 7-Up!'" I got my mouth washed out with soap.

12-05-2002, 12:23 AM	#4
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	Netphoria.

12-05-2002, 12:24 AM	#5
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	It was Christmas day when I was like 2, and Uncle Spendlove shouted a string of obscenities, of which 'fuck' was the least shocking to me, when he opened a present from my mom. I believe it was something along the lines of 'You stupid fucking cunt. I already fucking have this. Eat a bag of hell.'

12-05-2002, 12:26 AM	#6
Kalsedony Ownz Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 766	Either while watching a movie my older brother put on for me (half-brother eleven years older than me--exposure to MTV/music/movies pretty much from the start) or while my older brother's crazy drug addict friends were hanging out in our apartment. Or, more likely, one of the words my mom frequently said to me or my brother, while slapping the shit out of us.

12-05-2002, 03:18 AM	#7
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	I remember seeing it written on the sidewalk when I was in first grade.

12-05-2002, 03:23 AM	#8
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	The first time my mother saw me she said "Oh fuck. Are you sure this is mine?"

12-05-2002, 03:34 AM	#10
ZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,494	haha this is funny. i kinda said it myself. i was thinking of what rhymes with puck.. i was like "duck, truck, fuck. mom what does fuck mean?"

12-05-2002, 12:47 PM	#15
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	FUCK IF I KNOW. i once caught my father saying "fudge". it was so cute and lame at the same time. one of those.."oh papa...silly father...pinches cheeks...

12-05-2002, 12:51 PM	#16
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	probably first or second grade..

12-05-2002, 01:08 PM	#17
rkjr Ownz Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 785	I don't know. But the first time I actually could recognize it was in third grade when a kid got in trouble for flipping another kid off. I didn't even know what the middle finger was, so I asked my friend and he whispered "it means fuck you." So I went home and asked my mother what was so bad about fuck.

12-05-2002, 03:02 PM	#18
Shattered Apocalyptic Poster Location: Uranus Posts: 1,196	I can't remember when I first heard the word..I might have heard my older cousins saying it when I was still in the first grade..but I'm not sure..

12-05-2002, 03:11 PM	#19
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	aww, even Netphorians were once innocent <3 <3 william that is the cutest thing ever! I learned in elementary school, but I didn't ask my parents what it meant. I think I saw it written in the girl's bathroom, and my best friend and I would run around during recess and say every swear word we could think of. Which probably wasn't half of what I know now, but it was still a big deal. What this thread really reminds me of is middle school. I was in 6th grade, and my friend found a really nasty, graphic letter some big bad 8th grade gangsta ho wrote. It was like a rap-style poem about having sex. All I remember is the line "hoping it's at least 6 inches long" :erm We'd never heard shit like that, so we were both scared and amazed. She somehow conned me into bringing it home, and later my aunt was going through my backpack for some reason and pulled it out They took me aside and gave me a "talk" and I know me having something like that scared the shit out of them. I mean, they know I didn't write it, but they thought one of my friends did. Stupid 8th grade gangsta hos!

12-06-2002, 01:31 AM	#20
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	i remember it vividly. i was 5 or 6. there's a beach in town with big cartoony sculptures in the sand that kids play around, and i was at it. you could go inside the head of the octopus sculpture, and it was like this hollow 3-foot tall dome. inside, 'FUCK' was spraypainted in red. i remember seeing the menacing four letters and thinking 'fuck. ... fuck. that sounds.... bad.' a few days later i blurted it out for no reason while talking to a classmate (grade 1) and got sent to the principal's office. i still drop by the octopus head every few years. one day i'm gonna spraypaint FUCK into it myself.

12-06-2002, 01:54 PM	#23
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	this thread

12-06-2002, 03:16 PM	#24
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	from this guy http://index.hu/cikkepek/franko/kepek/fuck.jpg http://www.gocontinental.com/photos/markay_b.jpg