Samsa appreciation post - Page 2

lawson · 12-04-2002, 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by Lie

Fuck you for making me think of that sad, sad woman again. Wow, I mean, how can you compare the two on those grounds? Despite her eccentricities, Suze is perfectly SANE, hundreds of times more so Lil' Billy ever was, and she had kids. Reading her posts actually made me feel a little sick to my stomach. Shit, now I'm thinking about that.

<3 Suze.

thats true- i forget how worried i was for her kds the way she would talk about them and the way she had no grip on reality. sorry for comparing

Lie · 12-04-2002, 06:16 AM

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Originally posted by PhantomFM
thats true- i forget how worried i was for her kds the way she would talk about them and the way she had no grip on reality. sorry for comparing

I just remember the way she was giving people tips on the SP board on how they could burn their arms with boiling water to recreate Billy's birthmark, and was, as far as I could tell, completely serious.

Sacred Age Of Innocence · 12-04-2002, 06:17 AM

wangcomputers · 12-04-2002, 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by Sacred Age Of Innocence
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

urns

mpp · 12-04-2002, 12:30 PM

I went to college with about two thousand other Samsas. Insane Jewish girls who ramble on about anything, think their lives are the most important thing in the world, and drive SUV's (I don't know if she drives an SUV but I'm speculating!).

They're not that bad after a while. I just used them for great head...that way they can't talk as much.

So, in sum...something positive...let me see...Netphoria would defintely not be the same without her. I think she's got a good heart.

Samsa · 12-04-2002, 01:09 PM

um. i would never drive an suv. you must be from the west coast. east coast jewish girls are a lot different.

Random Female · 12-04-2002, 01:12 PM

yay!

suze

Samsa · 12-04-2002, 01:18 PM

julio's mom drives an suv though :erm i like when julio bororws it because they're so much safer. it's very selfish and maybe even could be considered a moral hazard? siraj?

anyways. but julio is a horrible driver. he says he's not but he is. holy shit. he gets into an accident likeonce a month. he looks away to change cds and boom and it's so much safer for someone to him to be driving in an suv. ugh. what will i do. when i'm a 3rd year my parents are gonna get me a car and i'ma ctually planning on getting a hybrid, but they are so little i am so scared of getting into a car accident and dying. i hope volvo starts making hybrids soon or something. if i ever have money in my future i will make julio drive a volvo. the really expensive german cards are also pretty damn safe but i prefer the volvo. i think it's easier to get a volvo that doesn't have a no nleather interior but that's just speculation.

Samsa · 12-04-2002, 01:20 PM

ignore the double negative. if you people haven't noticed i tend to type the exact opposite of what i'm thinking. it's so annoying. like i think of a word and i type the antonym. i don't know why.

mpp · 12-04-2002, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
um. i would never drive an suv. you must be from the west coast. east coast jewish girls are a lot different.

LOL

the only ones i know are from long island, syracuse, etc etc

by implication does this mean you give great head??

lawson · 12-04-2002, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by mpp
They're not that bad after a while. I just used them for great head...that way they can't talk as much.

So, in sum...something positive...let me see...Netphoria would defintely not be the same without her. I think she's got a good heart.

and gives great head?

TheJoker · 12-04-2002, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Sacred Age Of Innocence
booooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Samsa · 12-04-2002, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by mpp

LOL

the only ones i know are from long island, syracuse, etc etc

by implication does this mean you give great head??

WHAT?

see i've never really met any west coast jews and i mean, i don't know very many east coast jewish girls really, well is orta do like all the friends of the family and like my cousins and stuff, but it just always struck me that california jewish girls were what you were talking about. big, suv-drivin, yap yappin girls you know? and like east coast jewish girls talk a lot too but we always struck myself as more earthy and more sorta neurotic you know? and i swear. i can't believe east coast jewish girls would be caught dead driving an suv or anything that screamed 'BIG BULKY AMERICAN CAR' you know. like the trashy longisland girls i always figured would go for the flashy convertibles and the rich ones from westchester county would go for the sleek handsome foreign cars but i guess not. eh. well my new york cousins are always complaining about the jewish american princesses they know with their cellphones and trendy purses but :erm i don't see how that shit is any less common with people of the gentile persuasion. i guess i should move up north to see it more clearly

Fattening Ass · 12-04-2002, 04:54 PM

I guess i should be appreciating her in this thread, but im not.

meow · 12-04-2002, 04:54 PM

I think its cute how she uses an assortment of smilies when she tells stories,.... espeically her use of

Samsa · 12-04-2002, 05:10 PM

there's a smiley we had when this first started that i really liked it was an angry smiley. but pakula got rid of it.

Samsa · 12-04-2002, 05:16 PM

oh here he is i love this guy

http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/yellowmad.gif

Tessellation · 12-04-2002, 06:57 PM

it's GERMAN SCAT, moron. Besides, I'd much rather watch videos of women menstruating and going into labor.

noir cat · 12-04-2002, 10:18 PM

WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME.

<3 Suze.

lawson · 12-04-2002, 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
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i read all that and didnt find out if japs give good head! i wanna know i wanna know waaaah!

Samsa · 12-04-2002, 10:55 PM

well i've never gotten head from a jap so i wouldn't know

lawson · 12-04-2002, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
well i've never gotten head from a jap so i wouldn't know

hahahahaha ok good answer

meow · 12-04-2002, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
oh here he is i love this guy

http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/yellowmad.gif

you should petition pakoola to bring that one back. you would make good use of it.

mpp · 12-05-2002, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
well i've never gotten head from a jap so i wouldn't know

you should try it

12-04-2002, 06:17 AM	#33
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12-04-2002, 04:54 PM	#44
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	I guess i should be appreciating her in this thread, but im not. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-04-2002, 12:30 PM	#35
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	I went to college with about two thousand other Samsas. Insane Jewish girls who ramble on about anything, think their lives are the most important thing in the world, and drive SUV's (I don't know if she drives an SUV but I'm speculating!). They're not that bad after a while. I just used them for great head...that way they can't talk as much. So, in sum...something positive...let me see...Netphoria would defintely not be the same without her. I think she's got a good heart.

12-04-2002, 01:09 PM	#36
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	um. i would never drive an suv. you must be from the west coast. east coast jewish girls are a lot different.

12-04-2002, 01:12 PM	#37
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	yay! suze

12-04-2002, 01:18 PM	#38
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	julio's mom drives an suv though :erm i like when julio bororws it because they're so much safer. it's very selfish and maybe even could be considered a moral hazard? siraj? anyways. but julio is a horrible driver. he says he's not but he is. holy shit. he gets into an accident likeonce a month. he looks away to change cds and boom and it's so much safer for someone to him to be driving in an suv. ugh. what will i do. when i'm a 3rd year my parents are gonna get me a car and i'ma ctually planning on getting a hybrid, but they are so little i am so scared of getting into a car accident and dying. i hope volvo starts making hybrids soon or something. if i ever have money in my future i will make julio drive a volvo. the really expensive german cards are also pretty damn safe but i prefer the volvo. i think it's easier to get a volvo that doesn't have a no nleather interior but that's just speculation.

12-04-2002, 01:20 PM	#39
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	ignore the double negative. if you people haven't noticed i tend to type the exact opposite of what i'm thinking. it's so annoying. like i think of a word and i type the antonym. i don't know why.

12-04-2002, 04:54 PM	#45
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	I think its cute how she uses an assortment of smilies when she tells stories,.... espeically her use of

12-04-2002, 05:10 PM	#46
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	there's a smiley we had when this first started that i really liked it was an angry smiley. but pakula got rid of it.

12-04-2002, 05:16 PM	#47
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	oh here he is i love this guy http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/yellowmad.gif

12-04-2002, 06:57 PM	#48
Tessellation Apocalyptic Poster Location: your local library Posts: 4,422	it's GERMAN SCAT, moron. Besides, I'd much rather watch videos of women menstruating and going into labor.

12-04-2002, 10:18 PM	#49
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME. <3 Suze.

12-04-2002, 10:55 PM	#51
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	well i've never gotten head from a jap so i wouldn't know