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Old 12-01-2002, 09:35 PM   #1
tear stained glass
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Question how dateable are you

http://test3.thespark.com/datetest_att/date.cgi

Damn, Rico! You are...
80%


dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."



FUN FACT...



people more dateable than you (15%)
people just as dateable as you (3%)
people less dateable than you (81%)



Too bad I'm not pickupable.

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 09:40 PM   #2
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http://test3.thespark.com/datetest/graphics/dating1.jpg

I think that's Niki! LOLZ!

 
Old 12-01-2002, 09:41 PM   #3
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Quote:
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so then i took the dateable one and

Damn, J-Lo! You are...
74%


dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
:erm

i bet it's cause i have dental insurance.

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Old 12-01-2002, 09:42 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


I think that's Niki! LOLZ!
Hahahahahahaha....

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 09:49 PM   #5
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61%

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 09:50 PM   #6
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Damn, Rico! You are 72%dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."


 
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Old 12-01-2002, 09:54 PM   #7
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dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 09:56 PM   #8
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49% dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

 
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Old 12-01-2002, 09:57 PM   #9
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hmmm...i'm not too sure what to make of this:


66%


dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 12:53 AM   #10
Blaise Bailey Finnegan III
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I got 59%

It said that only 8% of the people that took the test got lower :erm

but I liked this bit
http://test3.thespark.com/datetest_a...victorian1.gif

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 12:57 AM   #11
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45%

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 01:02 AM   #12
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81%??
Yeah I can see the ladies lining up outside my door.....yeah....just...all the way up the street....

*sigh*
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Old 12-02-2002, 01:26 AM   #13
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the big 64

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 03:04 AM   #14
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70%

..If only that test were true..*sighs*..

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 03:31 AM   #15
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68%

uh whatever that was one of the shittiest quizzes on spark

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 04:43 AM   #16
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70%

this test excited me for 2 reasons.

1) THIS!! http://test3.thespark.com/datetest/graphics/british.gif

and

2) the mention of Amish

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 11:11 AM   #17
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Probably somewhere around 20%

 
Old 12-02-2002, 11:25 AM   #18
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69%

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 12:29 PM   #19
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77%

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 07:23 PM   #20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sean Casey
Probably somewhere around 20%
Maybe not man - I got 78%, it seems to be the other part of the 100% left over from the 'dateable' quiz

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 07:30 PM   #21
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Damn, J-Lo! You are...
76%


 
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Old 12-02-2002, 08:04 PM   #22
june33
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81% dateable.

 
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Old 12-02-2002, 10:52 PM   #23
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60% dateable
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Old 12-03-2002, 02:31 AM   #24
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Damn, Rico! You are...
82%

did not see that coming

 
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Old 12-03-2002, 03:29 PM   #25
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66%

 
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Old 12-05-2002, 02:44 AM   #26
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Mild congratulations, you are...
61%

dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

people more dateable than you (81%)
people just as dateable as you (1%)
people less dateable than you (16%)

Based on the 1,369,630 submissions before you.

 
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