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Old 12-04-2002, 06:08 AM   #31
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These are things that turn me off in general, whether in connection to a person or not.

- excessive makeup (the "doll" look)
- cheerleaders
- people who yell for no reason or declare their every move and intention as if anyone cares
- ignorance under the guise of enlightenment
- people who refuse to find joy in life and insist on sucking it out of everyone around them as well
- exploitation of stereotypes
- people who tend to flail around dangerously in front of you when you're carrying a tray of food and you just KNOW they're going to bump into you, and there's nothing in the world you can do to stop them
- lesbian porn that involves women with obnoxious faces who seem more interested in smiling at the camera than the task at hand
- excessive collecting, categorizing, and namedropping at every available opportunity
- idealism in control freaks
- the unnecessary ruination of good Italian food through overcooking and/or drenching it in cheese/cream sauce
- lack of empathy
- the declaration of a particular foreign culture and all members of it as "cool"
- laughing at other people behind their backs
- people who feel the need to break everything into groups

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 07:08 AM   #32
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lesbian porn that involves women with obnoxious faces who seem more interested in smiling at the camera than the task at hand
You dont ask for much do you?

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 10:10 AM   #33
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98% of the world population

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 10:55 AM   #34
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- lesbian porn that involves women with obnoxious faces who seem more interested in smiling at the camera than the task at hand
absofuckinglutely. i couldn't have said it better myself.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 11:28 AM   #35
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poo

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:08 PM   #36
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Bad taste in music

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 06:43 PM   #37
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Originally posted by slugger

friendship
any subject besides love or sex
well there ya go!

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 06:49 PM   #38
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Originally posted by melancholia
lack of culture
This can only be bad if they refuse or are totally uninterested in gaining some culture...I like people who lack culture sometimes, because I like to expose people to new things. But I do add that to my list, and I also add:

People who don't talk

I talk a lot, as I've said before. I hate when I try to talk to someone and all they say is one-word answers. I understand, people have their anti-social days, but when everyday? Come on now, GODS I hate that! Learn how to have a conversation.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 06:54 PM   #39
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i hate chicks that can't control themselves during necessary times. the ones that do are much more challenging and fun

i hate short chicks

i hate chicks that lack a personality. and i am picky about a gals personality

lookswise.. i'm extremely picky

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 07:20 PM   #40
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98% of the world population
Do the 2% that turn you on look like your muppet of a girlfriend.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:34 PM   #41
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i hate short chicks

TALL GIRLS RULE

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:35 PM   #42
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boohoo. i'm 5'2.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:38 PM   #43
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boohoo. i'm 5'2.
*gives you piggy back ride* not anymore!

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:40 PM   #44
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Red face HAHA

YAAAAY!!!!

whoa. i'm riding desi.:erm

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:42 PM   #45
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TALL GIRLS RULE
<3

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:47 PM   #46
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<3
How tall are you?

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:48 PM   #47
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YAAAAY!!!!

whoa. i'm riding desi.:erm

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:51 PM   #48
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I spit. It's a vile and disgusting habit. Why I do it, I don't know. Why I have the urge to puzzles me even more. I also swear entirely too much. Entirely. Mostly the f-word. F this, F that, I'm not F-ing worthy.

Things that turn me off:
Having a world view with the same radius as a dime.
Talking for the sake of talking.
Devout practice of worship.
Not liking my music.

That's it. I don't find girls attractive based on criteria that I make for myself. I think it's a waste of time.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:53 PM   #49
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-Sneaky personal care problems that are easily and accidentally overlooked at first until you start hanging out with the person. The little problems of unbrushed teeth, unclean ears, and neglected surroundings that I am convinced equates to apathy in other areas of life even if that is not the case.

-Red Wine Cage Syndrome. (not caring to learn beyond one's current personal knowledge)

-The need to call out people in public, either embarrassing them personally or making fun of them behind their backs. I can handle every once in a while. BUT ALL THE TIME STOPPED BEING FUNNY WHEN I WAS SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER IN 6TH GRADE.

-The scratch-balls-adjust-dick motion when extended into something less discreet than it should be.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 08:56 PM   #50
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plaque. or however you spell it. It's fucking vile when you're talking to someone and they have nasty plaque caked on the crevices between their teeth and gums. klsadfjklsdfj

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:01 PM   #51
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How tall are you?
5'9.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:13 PM   #52
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plaque. or however you spell it. It's fucking vile when you're talking to someone and they have nasty plaque caked on the crevices between their teeth and gums. klsadfjklsdfj
This is exactly what I'm talking about. BRUSH THEM DAMMIT. HOW IS IT SO DIFFICULT?!

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:14 PM   #53
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I brush once a day, which I know is bad, but I haven't had a cavity or uncontrollable plaque in my life.

How hard is it to brush once a day.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 09:21 PM   #54
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I brush once a day, which I know is bad, but I haven't had a cavity or uncontrollable plaque in my life.

How hard is it to brush once a day.
This is, bare minimum, all I ask of a person.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 10:09 PM   #55
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Originally posted by Graveflower
three times a day, floss, listerine

.....

i have 4 cavities
Maybe your water supply sucks. At least you're kissable.

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 10:26 PM   #56
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Magnetic resonance imaging of male and female genitals during coitus and female sexual arousal.

kinda like this... http://bmj.com/cgi/content/full/319/7225/1596
this paper had so much potential too!

 
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Old 12-04-2002, 11:13 PM   #57
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vaginas
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/08...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

 
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