Come on feel the noise

Girls, rock the boys.

[Mayfuck]

I believe it's "Cum On Feel the Noize"

[sickbadthing]

I thought that my thread from yesterday was direly in need of a prologue, so, here we are. First person to give me a tl, dr gets an earful of hot, wet, sloppy mountain goat shit.

So these two have known each other for seven years, last night being their anniversary. I've been dating her for one year of that time.

Generally, their relationship is pretty fucking peaceful, until my girlfriend's (who I'll refer to as 'Claudia') girlfriend (who I'll refer to as 'Michelle') starts drinking. Then she gets violent. I can't say anything bad about that since I'm a fairly violent drunk myself. But the peaceful part of their relationship, is, well, peaceful. Every night, Michelle and my girlfriend typically have an entirely unwholesome sexual romp, usually involving large numbers of sex toys and copius amounts of gymnastics. Michelle has been a gymnast for the past 16 years, and taking Akido for 13 of those years, holding a double blackbelt. Claudia is a sexual expert/sport bike rider/masochist. Generally, the two fuck for something like three or four hours every night, and, every now and then, go from dusk till dawn, like rabbits loaded up on oysters, spanish fly, and crank.

Michelle's violent and sadistic side comes out typically when she's been drinking, leading to incidents like the night before last, when she threw Claudia off the roof and left her for dead, and the night after that when she stripped her naked, handcuffed her hands and tied her feet to the bed with the window open in 30 degree weather after burning her inner thigh with a cigarette and beating her with a whip.
Sorry. Longest sentence ever.

[Lie]

Originally posted by Graveflower
ok what the hell is tl, dr

I wanna know too.

[sickbadthing]

okay. just this once.

too long, didn't read.