post here, and I'll belittle you and give you a nickname - Page 3

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by Graveflower

You have severe problems with communicating with people in person. This leads you to listen to music as indie as possible, so no one will associate with you - even on the internet. Maybe you just don't talk with people because you smell funny. You sure look like you smell funny. Your new title is "Smelly Indie Fag"

Lie · 12-03-2002, 01:45 AM

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by BlueStar
hit me

You like to have sex with strangers in public restrooms. While this may seem normal to people such as random female or eve, it's not. You've probably already contracted 36 STDs in the past year alone. If you must be a slut, please, stay away from the homeless. Your new title is "STD City"

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
do me, baby.

You are driven in life by your overwhelmingly shitty taste in music. Your CD collection consists of whiny bands with vocalists who sound like bitches, which is probably why you're so sexually confused. Your new title is "Sexually Frustrated Music Critic".

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 01:54 AM

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Originally posted by failure
my turn

You make it a point to go into threads about bands you don't like just to say "THEY SUCK!" This is how you met your first girlfriend 2 weeks ago. However, once she got to know you, she realized what an annoying little turd you were and she dumped you to go out with another 5th grader. It's all for the best, though. Even they have better taste in music than you. Your new title is "The Steve Urkel of the Internet"

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 01:55 AM

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Originally posted by meow
this is going to be interesting.

You have nothing to contribute to life. All you do is sit around, leeching off of other people's stories and telling people on netphoria that they're your own experiences. Your new title is "The Most Boring Bitch in the World"

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by tear stained glass
"The name's Matlock."
(long pause)
"Matlock who?"
"Oh, just Matlock."
"But don't you have a first name or something?"
"Yeah, but I hate it."
"Oh."
"Yeah. Hey, what do you think of (some band name)?"
"Oh, I like them."
"Neat. Wanna go hang out sometime?"
"Sure, my number's XXX-XXXX."
"Awesome. I'll call you tonight."
"Ok."
"Hey, sorry, but I have to go right now. It was a pleasure meeting you."
"Thanks. I'll make time to catch a movie with you soon or somethong."
"How about time for me to get lost in your eyes?"
"Or that, too."
"Bye."

I never turn back.

You are so gay that even Richard Simmons is disgusted by you. Your new title is "The Gayest Guy on Earth".

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by King of the Horseflies
Belittle me and give me a nickname, please.

You are a masochist. This much is painfully obvious by your response in this thread. You once paid a homeless man $5 to cut off your right testicle, which you promptly attempted to put up for sale on ebay. Unfortunately, even though the auction somehow slipped through the cracks and lasted the full 7 days, not a single person bought it - even at the buy it now price of one cent. Your new title is "Masochistic Marauder".

Random Female · 12-03-2002, 02:01 AM

I think we are the most dynamic duo on the face of the earth. There is no middle ground between us. It's either "hahaha he can be so funny or etc etc" or "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A RACIST BIGOTED FUCK ETCetc". If they filmed us as the sequel to the Odd Couple, it would turn into some weird survival of the fittest thing and end in tragedy. it would have high ratings, though.

june33 · 12-03-2002, 02:02 AM

I don't know why I care.

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by Lie
Me.

You like to wrap your pantyhose around King of the Horseflies' neck while you fist your ass. Normally, this would make you a slut, but since he pays you for it, you're a whore. Your new title is "Erotic Ass-Fistigation"

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by Random Female
I think we are the most dynamic duo on the face of the earth. There is no middle ground between us. It's either "hahaha he can be so funny or etc etc" or "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A RACIST BIGOTED FUCK ETCetc". If they filmed us as the sequel to the Odd Couple, it would turn into some weird survival of the fittest thing and end in tragedy. it would have high ratings, though.

You enjoy the company of older men. One day, your sickening gold-digging will allow you to acquire wealth beyond your wildest dreams - $5000 - but you will blow it all on cocaine and mail-order Russian brides in one night. Your new title is "Blow, Blow, Blow Away".

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by june33
I don't know why I care.

You like to think of yourself as a nihilist, when in all actuality you're nothing more than a self-depreciating piece of crap. You wear nothing but black and claim to believe in nothing, but you go home and cry when that guy at Hot Topic won't look at you. Your new title is "I Wish I Was Popular"

Smiley33 · 12-03-2002, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

You are driven in life by your overwhelmingly shitty taste in music. Your CD collection consists of whiny bands with vocalists who sound like bitches, which is probably why you're so sexually confused. Your new title is "Sexually Frustrated Music Critic".

Perfect.

The Gaddrow · 12-03-2002, 03:30 AM

Neat, maybe this will explain why you seem to hate me so.

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by The Gaddrow
Neat, maybe this will explain why you seem to hate me so.

You have the intense desire to be a woman. This is shown by your choice of clothing, particularly your tight shirts. You aren't afraid to seem gay and gossip with the girls, because you have sex with the sluttiest of them in an attempt to look like you don't like it up the ass. Your choice of music also leads one to believe that you're playing for the other team, while the fact that you find Melissa auf der Mar to be attractive doesn't help your cause. It's okay, though. Embrace your gayness. Your new title is "Closet Case"

12-03-2002, 03:44 AM

Hey I'm writing an essay on life as an inbred racist hick with amazingly bad taste in music. Care to share your tale?

Smiley33 · 12-03-2002, 03:45 AM

FEAR FACTORY OWNZ THEY ROCK

The Gaddrow · 12-03-2002, 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory
Your new title is "Closet Case"

Not exactly what I expected, but thanks anyhow.

FearFactory · 12-03-2002, 03:54 AM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
Hey I'm writing an essay on life as an inbred racist hick with amazingly bad taste in music. Care to share your tale?

You have the problem of being terribly unoriginal. You spout the same cliches over and over so many times that one might mistake you for a rapper or some knuckle-headed nu-metaler. Your idea of wit is "I know you are, but what am I?". In a word, you're pathetic. Your new title is "The Biggest Nigger Since Hitler".

12-03-2002, 04:06 AM

Kind of like your Braves I play down to the level of the competition.

Smiley33 · 12-03-2002, 02:39 PM

Wait a second. I never critique music. I rarely post on the music board.

OH I GET IT TWILIGHT ZONE LOL COOL

smashingjj · 12-03-2002, 02:48 PM

do me now.

FearFactory · 12-04-2002, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by smashingjj
do me now.

You like to think you're cool because you have Mexican kids push you down the street in your broken down Impala, while you play Outkast from the boom box with the blown out speakers strapped in the back seat. You bob your head back and forth and miss half the words while rapping along, too. Your new title is "Ghetto Fabulous".

12-03-2002, 02:01 AM	#69
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	I think we are the most dynamic duo on the face of the earth. There is no middle ground between us. It's either "hahaha he can be so funny or etc etc" or "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A RACIST BIGOTED FUCK ETCetc". If they filmed us as the sequel to the Odd Couple, it would turn into some weird survival of the fittest thing and end in tragedy. it would have high ratings, though. __________________ When you hear sweet syncopation And the music softly moans T'ain't no To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. to take off your skin And dance around in your bones

12-03-2002, 01:45 AM	#62
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	Me.

12-03-2002, 02:02 AM	#70
june33 Ownz Location: Houston Posts: 655	I don't know why I care.

12-03-2002, 03:30 AM	#75
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,047	Neat, maybe this will explain why you seem to hate me so.

12-03-2002, 03:44 AM	#77
Boner Posts: n/a	Hey I'm writing an essay on life as an inbred racist hick with amazingly bad taste in music. Care to share your tale?

12-03-2002, 03:45 AM	#78
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	FEAR FACTORY OWNZ THEY ROCK

12-03-2002, 04:06 AM	#81
Boner Posts: n/a	Kind of like your Braves I play down to the level of the competition.

12-03-2002, 02:39 PM	#82
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	Wait a second. I never critique music. I rarely post on the music board. OH I GET IT TWILIGHT ZONE LOL COOL