There's a bee in my room and I'm scared.

Sapphire · 06-29-2004, 02:58 PM

It kind of reminds me of that time where a cockroach went running up the wall, only that instead of a cockroach, it was a beetle. That and I accidentally knocked out a section of the wall with my shoe.

mirrar · 06-29-2004, 02:59 PM

twilightfadez · 06-29-2004, 03:00 PM

stand still and pretend you're a flower.

Sapphire · 06-29-2004, 03:01 PM

I don't want to get humped/sprayed by no freakin' bee!

vanilla · 06-29-2004, 03:03 PM

bee's don't scare me. if you stay still they won't mess w/ you

Sapphire · 06-29-2004, 03:05 PM

Staying still is pretty much what's filling my daily planer from 1 PM to whenever food magically appears out of that metal restabul in the kitchen area.

That's not the problem.

Luckily though, Mr. Bee has become silent.

Maybe he's just taking a nap?

Aww, that's kind of cute actually.

Maybe I should cage him and feed him through a drip. To show him the love I hold for all of God's creatures.

xondria777 · 06-29-2004, 04:57 PM

ahhhh sapphire you have all the right ideas. Just feed the poor thing. God will see this and he'll reward you in some way that will make you happy. I'm not b.s.'n either. all of life is this way. Only they dont tell you that in school.

wHATcOLOR · 06-29-2004, 04:58 PM

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee careful!

smashingjj · 06-29-2004, 04:59 PM

I hope you die.

Thoughtless · 06-29-2004, 05:05 PM

i feel your pain. i hate bugs.

Sapphire · 06-29-2004, 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J'sGhost
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee careful!

Five stars!

Yeah, no kidding be careful.

Just the other night I was closing the freezer door on the fridge, and it wouldn't shut. So, I think that the cheap stucko sliding on the rim of the door had fallen off or something, but then this huge moth-like bug comes crawling out from underneath. I freak, get my trusty shoe, and start wailing away on it like no tomorrow.

And the funny thing is, I do not keep my house in a state of disrepair. I live on the seventeenth floor of an apartment building in Toronto and how the hell these bugs get up here is a mystery to me.

I honestly thought we would have killed them all already.

But that isn't being fair. Most of the time, a "save 'em if you can" program is running in my house. Where, if you see a spider or something that doesn't look like it could eat holes in your clothing or multiply underneath your penis foreskin, then you take it and toss it off the balcony. Their light weight, solid skeleton structure and good graces with God will make sure that they survive the fall.

MstrGhost · 06-29-2004, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sapphire

Where, if you see a spider or something that doesn't look like it could eat holes in your clothing or multiply underneath your penis foreskin.

neopryn · 06-29-2004, 09:28 PM

I had to kill a centipede the other day, which creep me out beyond all hope. I hate being the man of the house.

Mariner · 06-29-2004, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by Sapphire

But that isn't being fair. Most of the time, a "save 'em if you can" program is running in my house. Where, if you see a spider or something that doesn't look like it could eat holes in your clothing or multiply underneath your penis foreskin, then you take it and toss it off the balcony. Their light weight, solid skeleton structure and good graces with God will make sure that they survive the fall.

99.9% of spiders you'll probably ever see in your house are completely harmless to humans, and beneficial to your cleanliness aesthetic 'cause they eat the numerous other, smaller bugs that live there too.

Most of the spiders and insects you find indoors are "house bugs" in that they are adapted to and specialized for living indoors. They'll likely die if you "save t**** by putting them "back" outside.

avian chaos · 06-29-2004, 09:42 PM

I always run into bees when I'm with my boyfriend. It makes me so mad because my initial response is to scream like a little girl and run away... And by then I just feel stupid.

avian chaos · 06-29-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Sapphire

but then this huge moth-like bug comes crawling out from underneath.

I live on the seventeenth floor of an apartment building in Toronto and how the hell these bugs get up here is a mystery to me.

That's funny... I could have sworn that moths had wings!

Subsequent Zero · 06-29-2004, 10:17 PM

My friend Julia was sleeping last summer with her window open when a fricking bat flew right into her room and started flapping its wings and squealing at her.

She bolted from her room screaming and telling her roommates about it. She came back in after an hour and thought maybe the bat was gone. So she turned off the lights and AGAIN, the fricking bat starts shreaking at her.

Best part was that after she bolted from her room the first time, her roommate, who mas mighty stoned, asked: "You sure you weren't dreaming? I mean, you were watching Batman the other night..."

06-29-2004, 02:58 PM	#1
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	There's a bee in my room and I'm scared. It kind of reminds me of that time where a cockroach went running up the wall, only that instead of a cockroach, it was a beetle. That and I accidentally knocked out a section of the wall with my shoe.

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mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	oh.

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06-29-2004, 03:01 PM	#4
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	I don't want to get humped/sprayed by no freakin' bee!

06-29-2004, 03:03 PM	#5
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	bee's don't scare me. if you stay still they won't mess w/ you

06-29-2004, 03:05 PM	#6
Sapphire Apocalyptic Poster Location: Wo ist JONES!?! Posts: 4,654	Staying still is pretty much what's filling my daily planer from 1 PM to whenever food magically appears out of that metal restabul in the kitchen area. That's not the problem. Luckily though, Mr. Bee has become silent. Maybe he's just taking a nap? Aww, that's kind of cute actually. Maybe I should cage him and feed him through a drip. To show him the love I hold for all of God's creatures.

06-29-2004, 04:57 PM	#7
xondria777 Pledge Location: Summerland Posts: 63	ahhhh sapphire you have all the right ideas. Just feed the poor thing. God will see this and he'll reward you in some way that will make you happy. I'm not b.s.'n either. all of life is this way. Only they dont tell you that in school.

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wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee careful!

06-29-2004, 04:59 PM	#9
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	I hope you die.

06-29-2004, 05:05 PM	#10
Thoughtless Minion of Satan Location: As far as far can be. Posts: 5,199	i feel your pain. i hate bugs.

06-29-2004, 09:28 PM	#13
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	I had to kill a centipede the other day, which creep me out beyond all hope. I hate being the man of the house.

06-29-2004, 10:17 PM	#17
Subsequent Zero Ownz Location: Down in it Posts: 603	My friend Julia was sleeping last summer with her window open when a fricking bat flew right into her room and started flapping its wings and squealing at her. She bolted from her room screaming and telling her roommates about it. She came back in after an hour and thought maybe the bat was gone. So she turned off the lights and AGAIN, the fricking bat starts shreaking at her. Best part was that after she bolted from her room the first time, her roommate, who mas mighty stoned, asked: "You sure you weren't dreaming? I mean, you were watching Batman the other night..."