Reno 911 quotes

Nate the Grate · 06-29-2004, 10:07 PM

Doctor: Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all sitting here in your underwear.

Jones: Dangle was in his underwear when we all got here.

Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Dangle?

Dangle: I don't feel the need to explain myself.

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(this one I don't have the exact wording to)

The crew is sitting around discussing the proper use of the n-word

Junior: What about in the context of a joke? Is that okay

Dangle: According to our policy, no, that is not okay.

Jones: What about me and Williams, I don't use the word myself, but would it be okay, since we're black?

Wiegel: What if someone said "Which nigger took the last donut?"

Dangle: [moment of silence] That is wildly inappropriate.
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(Naked man is hiding from the cops)

Jones: Sir, why are you hiding behind that gigantic spool?

haha I don't know why, the spool line cracks me up every time.

06-29-2004, 10:07 PM	#1
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	Reno 911 quotes Doctor: Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all sitting here in your underwear. Jones: Dangle was in his underwear when we all got here. Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Dangle? Dangle: I don't feel the need to explain myself. ------------------------- (this one I don't have the exact wording to) The crew is sitting around discussing the proper use of the n-word Junior: What about in the context of a joke? Is that okay Dangle: According to our policy, no, that is not okay. Jones: What about me and Williams, I don't use the word myself, but would it be okay, since we're black? Wiegel: What if someone said "Which nigger took the last donut?" Dangle: [moment of silence] That is wildly inappropriate. ------------------------ (Naked man is hiding from the cops) Jones: Sir, why are you hiding behind that gigantic spool? haha I don't know why, the spool line cracks me up every time.