Drivers license photo depreciation thread

[Tama]

I just got my picture taken and it looks like i killed 24 people and just got caught. Four more years and i can renew it...

[Sapphire]

Hey, look on the bright side, maybe you're just naturally ugly. Maybe that picture brings out your best and brightest. Maybe when you walk down the street, you can never get a moment's silence from the constant thudding of skulls against the pavement, from all the people having to commit suicide after gracing your good gollys.

Also, a tip. Threads like this go nowhere unless you provide a picture. I mean, how can we say that you're ugly alongside you if you don't give us proof?

One star!

[Tama]

Originally posted by Sapphire
Maybe when you walk down the street, you can never get a moment's silence from the constant thudding of skulls against the pavement, from all the people having to commit suicide after gracing your good gollys.

Despite how negative and hateful this was, i enjoyed reading this part.