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Smiley33 · 12-01-2002, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
Oh lord, i'm such a puppet. It washes itself with the soap and puts on the lotion. IT PUTS ON THE LOTION. no mommy

your Beatles song: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

my advice: beards. people with beards are hiding something. namely, their face. who do they think they are? there are those of us who were born without the ability to sprout facial hair. it's like that sinead o-connor song, i think. insensitive. people with facial hair are predominantly insensitive. statistics are how the geman government gets away with it. and i dont' know enough german to prove that, bust rest assured, any mormon missionary that ends up in germany will win a cruise to bermuda. ha ha. they wanted to go to australia, not bermuda. look up "anal bum cover" on google image search. the number of the month you were born, and the third digit of the year you were born, those are your not-so-secret numbers. use those numbers to find your destiny with google image search. you will not be disappointed.

babble: cats in clear plastic boxes make pretzels sound unappetizing.

beef curtains · 12-01-2002, 03:14 PM

I HATE PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop reading my mind, its a black hole

The Gaddrow · 12-01-2002, 03:28 PM

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12-01-2002, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33

your Beatles song: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

my advice: wedding music is, on average, retarded. don't play retarded music at your wedding reception. if people wanted retarded music, they'd go buy a Creed cd or listen to the radio. ok? also, the mormon church. you ever notice that needle they have up there that poitns to the sky? on all the churches? well i have. my theory is that they want to turn earth into a giant fucking pincushion so they can kill retarded pigeons. there's that word again: retarded. I'm sofa king; we taught it.

babble: yep, retarded.

Smiley33 · 12-01-2002, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by The Gaddrow
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your Beatles song: A Hard Day's Night

my advice: snow is cold. and like cooties and carbon monoxide, it is a silent killer. What does freezing to death sound like? It is soundless. TV makes snow look so soft, fluffy and harmless, like a dead rabbit. Sometmes live rabbits get territorial and start pissing on your stuff and biting the shit out of you. My mom had a rabbit like that once, apparently. Well anyway, rabbits can be assholes, and so can snow. try running through a few feet of snow. you're hopping, carefree and stupid, boing boing boing like they do on baywatch when they're in the water and their fake boobies go up and down. Bouncing like a little deer. Thirty seconds later you're face down in the shit with frozen snot forming icicles on your nostrils. the moral of the story: BEAUTIFUL THINGS CAUSE PAIN. snow is pain. rabbits are pain. little fluffy kittens are pain. so wear a cup at all times and say your prayers. okay?

babble: GOOD GOD WHAT THE HELL frozen chicken is dangerous

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Crippler · 12-01-2002, 06:51 PM

I hope this thread never ends.

Peuloxian Cherub · 12-01-2002, 07:06 PM

acum trebuie sa-mi iau chilotzi curatzi... aw crap!

Samsa · 12-01-2002, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33

your Beatles song: Carry That Weight

that really is julio's song.

plus all the shit vefore it.

sleeeep pretty darling, do not cry

and i will sing a lullabye

Travis Meekz · 12-02-2002, 02:19 AM

Mrs. Smiley33, you are still one funny ass bitch

The Gaddrow · 12-03-2002, 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
your Beatles song: A Hard Day's Night

I love you more now than ever.

Lie · 12-03-2002, 04:11 AM

Me me me

noir cat · 12-03-2002, 07:05 PM

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Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	Mrs. Smiley33, you are still one funny ass bitch __________________ ...

12-03-2002, 07:05 PM	#72
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	... __________________ This time i kept watch of the tub to make sure the goldfish would not commit suicide, for, no matter how mad it was at life or at god or at its life partner, there was no way i was going to be on call when it finally managed to take its own life. -- M.

12-01-2002, 03:14 PM	#62
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I HATE PRETZELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop reading my mind, its a black hole

12-01-2002, 03:28 PM	#63
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,047	asdfghjkl;

12-01-2002, 06:51 PM	#66
Crippler Apocalyptic Poster Location: Up in this bitch Posts: 4,446	I hope this thread never ends.

12-01-2002, 07:06 PM	#67
Peuloxian Cherub Ownz Location: MISSILES!! Posts: 956	acum trebuie sa-mi iau chilotzi curatzi... aw crap!

12-03-2002, 04:11 AM	#71
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	Me me me