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Old 12-03-2002, 05:48 PM   #1
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Thumbs up It's Simpsons quote time

Marge: "Homer..."
Homer: "Quiet Marge, I'm praying! Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful."


Dr. Nick (selling a diet book): "With my diet you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want!"
Marge: "And I'll lose weight?!"
Dr. Nick: "Um, you might, it's a free country!"


Nelson (punching Marvin): "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?"
Marvin: "The very premise of your question is faulty!"
Jimbo: "You're faulty! Hunh!" (punches Marvin)

 
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Old 12-03-2002, 06:14 PM   #2
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Dr. Hibbert: "hereisnowhy is a fucking faggot. Ehehehe."

 
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Old 12-03-2002, 06:21 PM   #3
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Dr. Hibbert: "hereisnowhy is a fucking faggot. Ehehehe."
That episode sucked.

 
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Old 12-03-2002, 06:39 PM   #4
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Talking

Homer: BARTYOUWANTABROWNIEBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!!!
Bart: *screams*
Homer: Relax. Let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.
Bart: Dad, I'm a little edgy right now and I'd appreciate it if you didn't come in here screaming and brandishing a butcher knife!
Homer: Why? Oh, the Sideshow Bob thing. Sorry.
Homer leaves room and closes door. Bart lies back down. The door is then kicked open
Homer: BARTYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!!

 
Old 12-03-2002, 06:45 PM   #5
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