Who do you want to tie to a dumpster and rape with a gas powered forklift?

12-01-2002, 11:47 PM

I choose Samsa.

hereisnowhy · 12-01-2002, 11:49 PM

Me too, but I'd replace "rape" with "rough up a little" and "gas powered" with "electric".

12-02-2002, 12:11 AM

i don't think i dislike anyone that much.

i don't like samsa, kris, or that foreign why am i so ugly guy (as far as their personalities here on netphoria), but i wish no bodily harm on either one of them.

except maybe measles. measels suck.

Random Female · 12-02-2002, 12:18 AM

oh this is an original thread. you're so kewliez for coming up with this. why don't you start another "let's ban samsa" thread and irrefutably seize the title "Most original netphoria threadmaker EVAR"?

Samsa · 12-02-2002, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by Random Female
oh this is an original thread. you're so kewliez for coming up with this. why don't you start another "let's ban samsa" thread and irrefutably seize the title "Most original netphoria threadmaker EVAR"?

12-02-2002, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Random Female
oh this is an original thread. you're so kewliez for coming up with this. why don't you start another "let's ban samsa" thread and irrefutably seize the title "Most original netphoria threadmaker EVAR"?

yeah, i looked through all the other pages here and i couldn't find a thread just like mine!

when was the last time i made a "lets ban samsa" thread? refresh my memory, cuntrag.

and while you're reminicing, EAT A BAG OF FUCK.

12-02-2002, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage
i don't think i dislike anyone that much.

i don't like samsa, kris, or that foreign why am i so ugly guy (as far as their personalities here on netphoria), but i wish no bodily harm on either one of them.

except maybe measles. measels suck.

answer the question, fag.

12-02-2002, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa

go make kissy faces with your ikea working mrs. cunty pants in another thread.

Irrelevant · 12-02-2002, 12:42 AM

http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...&threadid=5399
http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...&threadid=5495

12-02-2002, 12:46 AM

those threads were awesome. i remember them being about banning Samsa! those were the days, back when i did that.

oh snap! 0w3ned by Ryan Patrick!

Why Am I So Ugly? · 12-02-2002, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by Red Wine Cage
foreign why am i so ugly guy

hahaha! yep thats me-born in chicago and raised in the same state that you reside in

Eulogy · 12-02-2002, 01:11 AM

When was the last time you made a post that wasn't about Samsa?

Seriously, I'm curious.

strange_one · 12-02-2002, 01:17 AM

I'd rape glenn duncan with an electric-powered forklift

12-02-2002, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one
I'd rape glenn duncan with an electric-powered forklift

He'd probably enjoy it.

12-02-2002, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Eulogy
When was the last time you made a post that wasn't about Samsa?

Seriously, I'm curious.

i don't know, why don't you use the search feature and the results can help ease your curiosity.

seriously, go for it. seriously.

lawson · 12-02-2002, 09:33 PM

lots of people, but replace dupmster with bedpost and forklift with my DICK

12-01-2002, 11:47 PM	#1
noyen Posts: n/a	Who do you want to tie to a dumpster and rape with a gas powered forklift? I choose Samsa.

12-01-2002, 11:49 PM	#2
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	Me too, but I'd replace "rape" with "rough up a little" and "gas powered" with "electric".

12-02-2002, 12:11 AM	#3
Red Wine Cage Posts: n/a	i don't think i dislike anyone that much. i don't like samsa, kris, or that foreign why am i so ugly guy (as far as their personalities here on netphoria), but i wish no bodily harm on either one of them. except maybe measles. measels suck.

12-02-2002, 12:18 AM	#4
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	oh this is an original thread. you're so kewliez for coming up with this. why don't you start another "let's ban samsa" thread and irrefutably seize the title "Most original netphoria threadmaker EVAR"?

12-02-2002, 12:42 AM	#9
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...&threadid=5399 http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...&threadid=5495

12-02-2002, 12:46 AM	#10
noyen Posts: n/a	those threads were awesome. i remember them being about banning Samsa! those were the days, back when i did that. oh snap! 0w3ned by Ryan Patrick!

12-02-2002, 01:11 AM	#12
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	When was the last time you made a post that wasn't about Samsa? Seriously, I'm curious.

12-02-2002, 01:17 AM	#13
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	I'd rape glenn duncan with an electric-powered forklift

12-02-2002, 09:33 PM	#16
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	lots of people, but replace dupmster with bedpost and forklift with my DICK