thespark.com's Pickup test

Crippler · 12-01-2002, 07:58 PM

http://test3.thespark.com/pickuptest/pickup.cgi

What's up frigidaire. You are 24% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

hereisnowhy · 12-01-2002, 08:07 PM

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 36% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

tear stained glass · 12-01-2002, 08:10 PM

What's up frigidaire. You are
32%

pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

jenny4ever · 12-01-2002, 08:11 PM

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
46% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

jenniferkate · 12-01-2002, 08:41 PM

mirrar · 12-01-2002, 08:47 PM

What's up frigidaire. You are
24% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

DeviousJ · 12-01-2002, 08:48 PM

29% woot

bonsor · 12-01-2002, 08:53 PM

50%

i find that impossible.

Crippler · 12-01-2002, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
50%

Fathoms (unadored) · 12-01-2002, 08:59 PM

Funny test.. it says 46%, when in fact, I am 0... percent.

Peuloxian Cherub · 12-01-2002, 09:04 PM

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
48%

pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

I SMELL VERY GOOD!

Orchestra · 12-01-2002, 09:05 PM

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
37%

pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

Eulogy · 12-01-2002, 09:05 PM

41%

pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

Smiley33 · 12-01-2002, 09:06 PM

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 35% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

jenniferkate · 12-01-2002, 09:17 PM

so then i took the dateable one and

Damn, J-Lo! You are...
74%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

12-01-2002, 09:24 PM

O'Doyle Rules · 12-01-2002, 09:55 PM

79%... kneel

oui henri · 12-01-2002, 10:15 PM

this could be true:

35%

pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

Samsa · 12-01-2002, 10:27 PM

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
40%

pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 10:56 PM

27%

no wonder i always get the duds.

Blaise Bailey Finnegan III · 12-02-2002, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa
You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
40%

ditto

tho i did think it'd be a wee bit lower

lawson · 12-02-2002, 09:29 PM

12-01-2002, 08:41 PM	#5
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	38%

12-01-2002, 09:17 PM	#15
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	so then i took the dateable one and Damn, J-Lo! You are... 74% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand." __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence.

12-01-2002, 09:24 PM	#16
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	34%

12-02-2002, 09:29 PM	#22
lawson Apocalyptic Poster Location: raleigh Posts: 4,176	53%

12-01-2002, 08:07 PM	#2
hereisnowhy Minion of Satan Posts: 7,621	You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 36% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 08:10 PM	#3
tear stained glass Minion of Satan Location: el lay Posts: 7,650	What's up frigidaire. You are 32% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

12-01-2002, 08:11 PM	#4
jenny4ever Apocalyptic Poster Location: Boone, NC Posts: 1,026	You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 46% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 08:47 PM	#6
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	What's up frigidaire. You are 24% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

12-01-2002, 08:48 PM	#7
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	29% woot

12-01-2002, 08:53 PM	#8
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	50% i find that impossible.

12-01-2002, 08:59 PM	#10
Fathoms (unadored) Apocalyptic Poster Location: Iceland Posts: 4,669	Funny test.. it says 46%, when in fact, I am 0... percent.

12-01-2002, 09:04 PM	#11
Peuloxian Cherub Ownz Location: MISSILES!! Posts: 956	You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 48% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good. I SMELL VERY GOOD!

12-01-2002, 09:05 PM	#12
Orchestra Minion of Satan Posts: 7,776	You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 37% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 09:05 PM	#13
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	41% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 09:06 PM	#14
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 35% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 09:55 PM	#17
O'Doyle Rules Demi-God Location: nyc Posts: 374	79%... kneel

12-01-2002, 10:15 PM	#18
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	this could be true: 35% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 10:27 PM	#19
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are 40% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

12-01-2002, 10:56 PM	#20
Red Wine Cage Posts: n/a	27% no wonder i always get the duds.