poor DD

[Random Female]

“Oh can’t you see?”
Written by: Random Female's brother to his girlfriend

Oh can’t you see DD?
You are the vanity!
That I found in this world, of insanity!
It is fate that we, had to be
Oh my sweet baby!
Oh little DD

So I ask you just what is this love?
It is so complex that it rises above
Into the clouds like a soaring dove
You know that this is true just because
Love has no limitations
with so many forms and presentations
I wish I could have you here without hesitation
And this is our song, this is my demonstration
So baby come hold me in your arms
And I will do the same, and I swear no harm
You are my wake up call, you are my alarm
I will lie down with you. I disarm
You are the flight controller, I am your pilot
You navigate my mission, I sit back and fly it
We make love into the night, oh how we ride it
You know that it feels so good you tell me to glide it

Chorus:
Oh can’t you see DD?
You are the vanity!
That I found in this world, of insanity!
It is fate that we, had to be
Oh my sweet baby!
Oh little DD

We work together, we are a pair
Without one of the other, dysfunction, there’s no spare
Do you hear what I’m trying to declare
You are the one I want for life, the one I wish to share
with you all of the times, both good and bad
but I never want to make so angry, or so sad
I only want to bring happiness, just to make you glad
to the fact that you are the best lover I have ever had
You are the surfer girl, I am the surfboard
Together we work, we move and fly forward
Down the gentle wave, towards the sea floor
We are together we are one, Oh God Oh Lord!

Chorus:
Oh can’t you see DD?
You are the vanity!
That I found in this world, of insanity!
It is fate that we, had to be
Oh my sweet baby!
Oh little DD

In the desert you are the cup of water
that I only thirst for, because you know it be getting hotter
when you walk in here because your so sexy I fought ya
Off of 10 different guys, then I brought ya
In from the cold and pouring rain
I give you shelter from the fear and pain that’s just why I came
to prove to you that I am the ONE to play your game
I give just love and peace, just with the sound of my name

Chorus:
Oh can’t you see DD?
You are the vanity!
That I found in this world, of insanity!
It is fate that we, had to be
Oh my sweet baby!
Oh little DD




Do you feel the strength of this earth
As this verse
transforms into a as it unfolds to unearth
its contains out of a purse
as if you were in the need of thirst
but you found nothing worst
of something like a starburst




ummm he printed it out. i think he's going to give it to her. should i interfere somehow? omg. it's so embarrassing. what's up wiht the "I brought you in out of hte rain" line? he didn't help her out of anything. she's just a high school girl. arg.

[DeviousJ]

'I fought ya off of 10 other guys'?

Is she the school slut or something?
I like how it sounds emo at the start, and then evolves into bad rap. But hey, at least he's trying. I've actually heard worse, and on the radio too. Maybe he's gonna be a star!

Is her name really DD, or is that... uh, some kind of nickname?

[Julian, Porn CONNOISSEUR]

MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED FEELING THE NEED TO MEDDLE IN PEOPLES LIVES ANDD PLAY BIG POPPA PUMP YOU WOULD ACCEPT THE LOVE THAT HE IS TRYING TO XPRESS TO HIS GIRLFRIEND.

[Random Female]

this is the worst part:
Do you feel the strength of this earth
As this verse
transforms into a as it unfolds to unearth
its contains out of a purse
as if you were in the need of thirst
but you found nothing worst
of something like a starburst


the grammar! It burns! anyway, her nick is deedee.

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Random Female
this is the worst part:
Do you feel the strength of this earth
As this verse
transforms into a as it unfolds to unearth
its contains out of a purse
as if you were in the need of thirst
but you found nothing worst
of something like a starburst


the grammar! It burns! anyway, her nick is deedee.

Yeah I didn't see that part. Inverse deja vu or something. I wish he'd written 'of something like a Starburst™'
But what does the verse transform into!? Maybe he already said, I have to confess I have no idea what he's talking about. Time to run it through translate.ru

[Random Female]

Originally posted by Graveflower


It was a lot cooler when I had the impression that he called her by her cup size.

omg that is so fuckin funny

[DeviousJ]

Originally posted by Graveflower


It was a lot cooler when I had the impression that he called her by her cup size.

Subtlety is crushed once again

[Peuloxian Cherub]

whoa...

[DeviousJ]

It makes more sense translated to Russian and back by a computer with no concept of context:

Do you feel the strength of this earth
As this verse
transforms into a as it unfolds to unearth
its contains out of a purse
as if you were in the need of thirst
but you found nothing worst
of something like a starburst
Ü
Вы чувствуете силу этой земли, поскольку этот стих преобразовывает в, поскольку это разворачивается, чтобы раскопать, содержит из кошелька, как будто Вы были в потребности жажды, но Вы не нашли ничто худшим кое из чего подобно starburst
Ü
You feel force of this ground, as this verse transforms in, as it is developed(unwrapped) to dig out, contains from a purse as though you were in need(requirement) of thirst, but you have not found anything the worse from something is similar starburst

[Samsa]

well those russians are just great poets so naturally their computers would be poets too

Originally posted by Random Female

So I ask you just what is this love?
It is so complex that it rises above
Into the clouds like a soaring dove

hahaha. new MSN name.

[Injektilo]

That right there kids, is why I don't write poetry. Cause it would turn out something like that, and I know better than to even try.

[spaceboye]

...kill it quick

[june33]

Save your poor brother! Act quickly before he gives it to her!

the sentiment is there, but change the lyrics to something like "Oh say can you ROCK?!"