people keep asking me how my chanukah is going

Samsa · 12-02-2002, 02:25 PM

not one person asked me how my yom kippur was or anything.

i just nod my head and go 'pretty well' uh huh. yep.

jenn · 12-02-2002, 02:37 PM

but you don't get presents for yom kippur...isn't it supposed to be a sad holiday? seriously. hannukah is fun, "instead of one day of presents- you have eight crazy nights". that's why people ask about hannukah and not yom kippur. dir.

Affect · 12-02-2002, 02:46 PM

No one gives a shit about yom kippur.

And truth be known, no one gives a shit about Hanukkah.

PkPhuoko · 12-02-2002, 02:47 PM

Samsa · 12-02-2002, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Affect
No one gives a shit about yom kippur.

And truth be known, no one gives a shit about Hanukkah.

jews give a shit about yom kippur and gentiles don't

no one gives a shit about hanukkah except gentiles trying to be friendly

my whole point, stoopit

beef curtains · 12-02-2002, 05:32 PM

my animal science professor was explainin hanukkah today and said that it was originally a "minor holiday" but that its been built up b/c of christmas etc....

12-02-2002, 05:51 PM

Its hard to be a jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolf cuz there's something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity

I'm a jew
A lonely jew
On Christmas . . .

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
And instead of "Silent Night" I'm singing "Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh"
And what the FUCK is up with lighting all these FUCKING CANDLES tell me please?!

I'm a jew
A lonely jew
I'd be merry
But I'm Hebrew
On Christmas . . .

12-02-2002, 02:25 PM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	people keep asking me how my chanukah is going not one person asked me how my yom kippur was or anything. i just nod my head and go 'pretty well' uh huh. yep.

12-02-2002, 05:51 PM	#7
Ugly Posts: n/a	( I know I posted this before, but the sentiment is still there) Its hard to be a jew on Christmas My friends won't let me join in any games And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolf cuz there's something wrong with me My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity I'm a jew A lonely jew On Christmas . . . Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes And instead of "Silent Night" I'm singing "Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh" And what the FUCK is up with lighting all these FUCKING CANDLES tell me please?! I'm a jew A lonely jew I'd be merry But I'm Hebrew On Christmas . . .

12-02-2002, 02:37 PM	#2
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	but you don't get presents for yom kippur...isn't it supposed to be a sad holiday? seriously. hannukah is fun, "instead of one day of presents- you have eight crazy nights". that's why people ask about hannukah and not yom kippur. dir.

12-02-2002, 02:46 PM	#3
Affect Fuck Location: xxx Posts: 5,360	No one gives a shit about yom kippur. And truth be known, no one gives a shit about Hanukkah.

12-02-2002, 02:47 PM	#4
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309

12-02-2002, 05:32 PM	#6
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	my animal science professor was explainin hanukkah today and said that it was originally a "minor holiday" but that its been built up b/c of christmas etc....