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Old 04-11-2011, 11:45 PM   #1
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Default how common is it to be a 20 year old male virgin?

and if you're one of 'em what contributed to you not getting laid at that point?

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:48 PM   #2
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Definitely time to give up and kill yourself.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:01 AM   #3
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Definitely time to give up and kill yourself.
Speak for yourself.

Also it seems to be quite common.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:09 AM   #4
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Also it seems to be quite common.
elaborate?

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:41 AM   #5
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elaborate?
Because I've talked to people over the course of my life and it has become decreasingly surprising to find out that someone is a virgin.

 
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Old 04-11-2011, 11:53 PM   #6
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your smell

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:49 PM   #7
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your smell
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:02 AM   #8
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if you're that concerned about being a virgin just fucking buy a hooker with a cleft lip

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:03 AM   #9
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it's just fleshy hole that you stick your junk in and half the time it smells like rotting death

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:15 AM   #10
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I don't think it's that common. Not where I'm from. But my old crowd was a bit questionable and we all did the deed by age 16.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 08:10 AM   #11
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I don't think it's that common. Not where I'm from. But my old crowd was a bit questionable and we all did the deed by age 16.
It's funny because if you were male you'd be waiting a looooooooooooooooong time.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:42 AM   #12
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i didnt lose my virginity until i was 19, almost 20, and im fairly unstable and socially awkward. so yea, maybe you should kill yourself.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:48 AM   #13
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What, were you guys peer pressured into peer pressuring?

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:49 AM   #14
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:52 AM   #15
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i didn't lose my virginity until 21, and then it was to a street hooker whose breath smelled suspiciously (i assume) like us army soldier scrotum

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:51 AM   #16
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If you haven't gotten laid by the age of twenty, you're pretty much a complete failure.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:33 AM   #17
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Perverse imagery is still imagery, and I commend you for making me shudder, Mr. FoolTook.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:39 AM   #18
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Perverse imagery is still imagery, and I commend you for making me shudder, Mr. FoolTook.
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:35 AM   #19
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It's kind of sexy. I want to teach you.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 02:44 AM   #20
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quite a few girls up to the age of 20 wont even put out yet so its not so bad

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 06:28 AM   #21
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quite a few girls up to the age of 20 wont even put out yet so its not so bad
Which is precisely the problem. Bunch of frigid bitches.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 07:01 AM   #22
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do u think they listen 2 immortal?

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 06:11 AM   #23
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i was but i was also a closeted gay so that didn't help matters

or wait, i lost it at 20. is that the cut-off for /self status? unless you have a silly "oral sex counts!" definition in which case it was 18.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 06:19 AM   #24
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oral sex is way better than intercourse. of course it counts, fool.

btw, what's your stance on digging up graves?

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:03 AM   #25
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No way. As a dude it would have been even younger. I'm caring and know how to do my hair.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 09:20 AM   #26
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No, it's infinitely easier to get laid when you're female. Even someone as embarassingly wack as you are, for example, got laid as a teenager. If you were a doughy, dorky male...oh you'd be in your mid to late 20s.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:43 AM   #27
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what about guys that are decent looking at 20 something and are still not getting action?

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 10:54 AM   #28
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what about guys that are decent looking at 20 something and are still not getting action?
Definitely not gay?

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 11:15 AM   #29
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No, it's infinitely easier to get laid when you're female. Even someone as embarassingly wack as you are, for example, got laid as a teenager. If you were a doughy, dorky male...oh you'd be in your mid to late 20s.
No, no....plenty of girls like wack. Me for example. And I know how to play up my wackness, female or hypothetical male. I'm often shy, but when I pursue sex I can do so forcefully enough to feel that I would have been able to bag some in HS as a guy, especially since I knew plenty of loving people.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:36 PM   #30
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No, no....plenty of girls like wack. Me for example.
I'm not wack, sugar. You are.

And being wack is a serious turnoff.

 
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