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Old 03-09-2011, 01:40 AM   #1
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Default I wish American culture treated every night like Fat Tuesday

The number of tits I saw tonight made me miss the glory days of college. It also made me wish we lived in a culture in which the currency for simply seeing nice fucking college aged tits was simply some cheep fucking plastic beeds necklace.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 01:45 AM   #2
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do you craft these gems of trollery or do they come naturally.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:04 AM   #3
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I think what you are getting at is that I misspelled the word cheep, or cheap as it may actually be spelled. I'm not going to look up the proper spelling but I will be generous enough to let others decide what it actually is. I'm not a dictionarian, I'm just a profitarian.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:21 AM   #4
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I'm not going to look up the proper spelling but I will be generous enough to let others decide what it actually is. I'm not a dictionarian, I'm just a profitarian.
Had to fight off the temptation to Sheen this quote.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:05 AM   #5
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Please, do me the favor and run into an AIDS tree.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 07:26 AM   #6
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It also made me wish we lived in a culture in which the currency for simply seeing nice fucking college aged tits was simply some cheep fucking plastic beeds necklace.
wait, its not?

last night for diner the lady and i went to a nice and quiet courtyard restaurant (the oldest establishment in cincy) and watched a guy bang out standards on an old piano.

diff'rent strokes i guess.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:17 PM   #7
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wait, its not?

last night for diner the lady and i went to a nice and quiet courtyard restaurant (the oldest establishment in cincy) and watched a guy bang out standards on an old piano.

diff'rent strokes i guess.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:29 AM   #8
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Yes, Mardis Gras in Millersville, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, is definitely where the party is at.

And who'd guess. College girls! In a college town!

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:17 PM   #9
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Yes, Mardis Gras in Millersville, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, is definitely where the party is at.

And who'd guess. College girls! In a college town!

That's where I went to school, it's not where I live.


I'm out near West Chester, PA. Funnnnnnnnn times at the bars last night there.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:03 PM   #10
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That's where I went to school, it's not where I live.


I'm out near West Chester, PA. Funnnnnnnnn times at the bars last night there.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:13 PM   #11
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seriously guy i don't understand why you're always putting down stuff like this. how would you know any better, really?

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:54 PM   #12
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seriously guy i don't understand why you're always putting down stuff like this. how would you know any better, really?
huh?

i'm just saying that "i wasn't in millsersville i was in the mardi gras party mecca of west chester pa" is worthy of a

i don't know what you mean by how i could know better.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 08:31 AM   #13
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they're all doughy midwestern types tho. big tits yeah but...wait that's not bad at all.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 03:09 PM   #14
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West Chester...the town that produced Matt Ryan and half of Jackass.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:46 PM   #15
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West Chester...the town that produced Matt Ryan and half of Jackass.
West Chester makes Austin's warehouse district seem like the least yuppie place in America.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:47 PM   #16
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warehouse district? where's that. I mean. I know where it used to be, but now there's all these condo high-rises and bullshit overpriced shopping locales. no warehouses actually.

in fact, i nearly forgot that part of austin existed before i realized i couldn't find the Austin Music Hall because the entire neighborhood of warehouses had been razed.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:39 PM   #17
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warehouse district? where's that. I mean. I know where it used to be, but now there's all these condo high-rises and bullshit overpriced shopping locales. no warehouses actually.

in fact, i nearly forgot that part of austin existed before i realized i couldn't find the Austin Music Hall because the entire neighborhood of warehouses had been razed.
We're talking about the same area. I just still call it the warehouse district because I'm a bitter old man that always talks about the good ol' days.

Or in this case 2003.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:48 PM   #18
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besides lamar & west 6th and going west from there is more yuppie than anything in the "warehouse district"

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:56 PM   #19
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here we go again with more eulogy nonsense..

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 04:57 PM   #20
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its tiresome

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:12 PM   #21
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yea i mean you can have a good time anywhere though i do find it strange that cities have faux mardi gras celebrations. really what's the point? if you care that hard go to NOLA.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:14 PM   #22
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yea i mean you can have a good time anywhere
right but that would presumably ******* millersville.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:14 PM   #23
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but then again most americans will use any excuse to get shit-hammered.

"oh it's bastille day?" *DRINK*

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:21 PM   #24
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in my experience it's usually the shittiest of bars/places that celebrate holidays that mean absolutely nothing to them.

so i'm sure the folks had a good time -> whatever that entails.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:24 PM   #25
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shittiest in this context i guess would mean white trash

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:25 PM   #26
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so i'm guessing flavored shots on special and rap music that was popular 5 years ago. lots of girls wearing their "best clothes" (american eagle hoodies) and going WOOOOOOOOO a lot.

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 05:30 PM   #27
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so i'm guessing flavored shots on special and rap music that was popular 5 years ago. lots of girls wearing their "best clothes" (american eagle hoodies) and going WOOOOOOOOO a lot.
man in what white trash bars are slutty chicks wearing hoodies

 
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man in what white trash bars are slutty chicks wearing hoodies
where i come from almost all of them - you gotta show off that mall bought brand name somewhere and the extremely low cut shirt they're wearing underneath just won't cut it.

 
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Old 03-10-2011, 11:49 AM   #29
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man in what white trash bars are slutty chicks wearing hoodies
look at what a fucking racist this faggot is, too

 
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Old 03-09-2011, 06:33 PM   #30
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so i'm guessing flavored shots on special and rap music that was popular 5 years ago. lots of girls wearing their "best clothes" (american eagle hoodies) and going WOOOOOOOOO a lot.

West Chester isn't a place I'd describe as white trash.

In terms of nearby areas and their bars I'd say it goes.

Manayunk bars > West Chester bars > Philadelphia bars



But it was fun, the special for the night was 2 dollar drinks, everything just 2 bucks. So I just drinking Troegs Nugget Nectar and some shots here and there all night.

This Saturday there's an all day bar crawl going on in West Chester with all sorts of specials, that should also be a really good time.

 
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