I went to my friend's house to have a sesh. I haven't actually been to his house in real life. Eminem was with us. We were smoking in his room, lighting the joints with candles. I actually felt particularly high like I normally do when I smoke. Friend's mother walked in to tell him something, picked up a joint, had a hit, then stuck around while Eminem chatted to her. Friend left the room to go occupy himself with something else, I guess he was embarrassed by his mother's presence or something. Eminem suggested that we have a threesome while friend was gone. Friend's mother was open to the idea. I went to go throw up in the kitchen sink, coughing up blood and what looked like Bailey's, though I don't drink the stuff. I heard my friend's mother laughing her ass off in my friend's room, listening to El Scorcho by Weezer. After that I woke up.
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