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Old 10-06-2002, 01:46 AM   #83
Andrew_Pakula
Fine! I'll go make my own
web site. With Blackjack,
and Hookers... Actually,
forget the web site.
 
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God: Noah! They shalt build thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!

Noah: (Jotting this down with a jumbo marker) 300 cubits, give or take.

God: Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!

Noah: (Writing it down) Two creatures.

God: Two of Every Creature!

Noah: Even stink beetles?

God: Especially stink beetles!

 
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