God: Noah! They shalt build thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!
Noah: (Jotting this down with a jumbo marker) 300 cubits, give or take.
God: Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!
Noah: (Writing it down) Two creatures.
God: Two of Every Creature!
Noah: Even stink beetles?
God: Especially stink beetles!
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