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Old 10-08-2019, 05:15 PM   #1
smashingjj
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Default THE NEED FOR LOUD SEX

for the third night in a row, my upstairs neighbour has a visitor who apparently feels like letting everyone in the building know they're having sex. I heard stuff falling on the ground. loud noises. yesterday and the day before it went on for hours. impressive skills.

could there be something else be going on than them being literal attention whores? and should I ring their doorbell? "IRS, we have a question or two for you"? "this is your ex speaking, I have chlamydia"?

 
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